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|8/13 & 8/14/05 - Days 42 & 43
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>>Jennifer is Head of Household - Rachel & Janelle are nominated - Rachel won veto<<
Happy birthday, happy birthday
They mostly took Sunday off so I did too.. the only snippets of interest I have for you is that K-mart threw a double birthday party for Kaysar (August 10) and Maggie (today) - Kaysar got a card from mom, nieces, and other folks; Maggie got her doggies.. Maggie got a PlayStation Portable which Kaysar & Ivette figured out, so her group has been playing games, watching videos, etc - I'm not sure what Kaysar got, but they still have a lot of those basketball party hats
Howie & Jennifer had a long, long talk about reality shows, show biz experiences, and future plans for stardom.. James approached Jenn & April again - Jennifer said he should have no hope at all, but if he were to be saved, would he promise to not put them up in the future until the rest of their group are gone? James had trouble answering but of course agreed to it - he'll agree to anything if it means he stays.. April also said if it's down to her vs Jennifer, she wants to go so Jenn has a chance to win
The rest of the house got all perturbed over this little meeting, and exaggerations, misconceptions, paranoia, lies, and hate spewing goes on into the night, as usual.. I'm on the verge of causing severe damage to something or someone if I have to listen to Ivette, Maggie, April, Rachel, James, or any of them much longer without a break - and they're the only ones who are ever on the feeds - so I'm taking one
Sorry to take it light today hamsterwatchers, but they really didn't do much.. and I learned last week that trying to keep up with Jennifer scurrying around is kinda pointless - she just gets everyone all upset and then she goes back to the original plan anyway.. I have faith that Diary will do their best to save her from making even more of a jackass of herself on tv than she already has, and there's not much else we can do about it but wait and see anyway
By the way, I've gotten requests to post links to Save Kaysar petitions - folks want to ask CBS to change the rules at this late date and make him immune from eviction.. give me a break! I didn't like it when CBS appeared to be cheating in favor of Eric, and I don't want to see them cheat in favor of Kaysar either.. if they did such a thing, I'd give up and not go back
Kaysar wouldn't want his fans asking/expecting CBS to cheat for him either - think about it
Much as I'd like to see both Kaysar & Janelle stay this week, if one of them goes, they go - deal with it - and please stop sending me petitions asking CBS to cheat on ANYONE's behalf, thanks
TD has sent a new BB6 Park about the whole backdoor mess - check it out
The Bible according to Howie
Janelle's reading the Bible aloud to Rachel & Kaysar.. she reads about baby Moses, Adam & Eve.. Rachel grunts & makes a face at the part about women having to bear the pain of childbirth
Howie comes in and asks Janelle about fingerbangs and blowjobs - Rachel tells him to shut up
Howie & Janelle mention Jennifer's oral career with the fraternity boys to the others
Rachel won the veto - she's perkier than yesterday and talks with Kaysar about the sequester house.. there are commemorative plates around with faces of the departed.. they settle down for naps.. Rachel points out that JAMES is an acronym of the initials of the first five evicted, if he goes.. the coven's been talking about backdooring Kaysar
Howie whispers to Jennifer while he rubs her shoulders - can't hear what - I can't help but notice Jenn's stopped grooming everyone now that she's top dog.. James is mostly on his own between frequent Ivette visits
Ivette's working hard, overtly and subtly, to sway the coven - especially Maggie - to backdoor Kaysar instead of James
Maggie & her cleavage go out to the hammock to talk to Kaysar.. body language is everything
Maggie: People are saying since you've been back you've been plotting against me
Kaysar: I just got back, I'm still trying to figure out everything that's gone on
Maggie: So what is your plan?
Kaysar: The plan is get James out like everyone agreed
Maggie: And then me?
Maggie: Well, you play weeks in advance and I play week to week
Kaysar: When I was out of here I didn't think about the game at all
Maggie: When I hear something and I ask 'What? What?' and then when I ask specifically it's like 'I can't say'
Kaysar: Exactly.. twist their arm like hell and make them give you details
Maggie: I think it's so we don't communicate.. I'm sure they're surprised as hell I just came out here to talk to you
Kaysar: She didn't give her speech to the two nominees, she gave it to me - why?
Maggie: I don't know, she didn't tell us before what she was going to say
Maggie: Last week should have been easy, it should have been a party, everyone hanging together
Kaysar: What happened?
Maggie: Well, I'm not going to say
James cooks fish for everyone in what seems like a transparent suckup move, but none of them seem to notice.. they eat like a happy family, more or less.. Jennifer's uncharacteristically quiet and glum.. Howie talks about the countries of the UK, confusing most of them - Maggie says "Why can't they just have 50 states?"
At the hot tub Maggie tells the coven about her convo with Kaysar.. Ivette rallies back with more support for James.. April & Jennifer are mostly quiet, they look nervous especially when last week's stuff about Ivette comes up
Maggie: And then he said 'what's your impression of what went on last week?' I said I wasn't in on any of the discussions about Ivette
Beau: What time is it? Right now my momma's seeing me drunk on tv
She's also watching you show your goodies to everyone in the shower, Beau
James joins them and says "They came at me like a gang today" - he tells about Rachel's "demon face" in the HOH comp box, like he said on the show in his Diary.. they tell him they'll meet with him later upstairs in HOH
Janelle beats Kaysar at chess and rushes over for a congratulatory hug.. she shouts to April who rushes in for more hugs.. Kaysar moves back to Janelle for still more hugs
Big Brother tells Kaysar to stop leaning on the railing.. Kaysar tells James downstairs that Janelle beat him
Janelle: Did you promise her (Maggie) anything?
Janelle: What if he doesn't get nominated, what if you get nominated?
Kaysar: There's no point thinking like that
Kaysar: You're drunk
Janelle: I'm just having fun
Kaysar: You're going to live a long time, you laugh so much
Janelle: No point in living if it's not fun
Kaysar: You're right
Janelle: I'm the buxom blonde bombshell of Big Brother!
Kaysar: You're right
Kaysar: One day I'll find a girl just like you, who likes to read and is beautiful, the whole package
Janelle: A buxom blonde?
Kaysar joins Maggie in the gym.. Janelle bursts in, acting drunker than she is.. April comes through, then goes to get Ivette
Maggie: Did you get all the Muslims to vote for you?
Kaysar: Maybe they did
(Kaysar asks Maggie what religion she was born, or is.. she won't tell at first but later tells him Christian)
Janelle: I'm the big buxom bosom blonde of the Big Brother house!
April (impersonating her): No, I'm the buxom blonde!
Janelle: C'mon April, us buxom blondes have to stick together!
(Kaysar & April leave)
Maggie: Why is Rachel so down?
Janelle: I think cuz nobody talks to her
Maggie: Oh, I didn't think of that
dingo: How come you were so down the week you were nominated Maggie?
(Ivette & April come to the door)
Ivette: What are you doing?
Janelle: Working out, what does it look like?
Ivette (catty tone): How much do you work out?
Janelle: I'm going to do 9 miles
April: How do you go for 9 miles, on beer?
Janelle: Um, I have a good heart
James' testimony is interrupted, again
Princess Jennifer grants an audience for James to present his case to her court
He starts off exactly as he did before: Rachel's "demon face" when she asked if she's safe in the Pressure Cooker, how he's "lost Sarah twice this week" and Ivette's breaking down all reminded him of what's important, what's good & right
He's very serious and sincere-sounding - his voice cracks and wavers - he says he knows they probably don't trust him as he recounts past history.. he describes his "epiphany" at discovering how evil Kaysar-Howie-Janelle-Rachel are and that he doesn't want to be like that anymore.. he sniffles a few times
Jennifer & Maggie both direct pointed questions to him about things he's done & said, and why should they believe him now? He flusters a bit but keeps going back to how he wants to stay for Sarah, how the others are driven by greed and fear
Ding dong! Janelle bursts in "I'm the big buxom bosom blonde of the Big Brother house! I haven't seen your HOH stuff yet Jennifer - show me what you got!" Kaysar is with her.. James is clearly perturbed by this interruption but Beau seems happy for the distraction and starts to goof
Pretty soon it's a big happy party with everyone having fun.. except for James
Ding dong! Howie & Rachel join and the fun escalates for awhile, but before long Rachel isn't having much fun either - it's past her bedtime - the nominee crowd finally leaves
James starts his script for the third? fourth? time today, exactly the same: sainted Sarah, demon-face Rachel, evil Kaysar, nasty Janelle, horrible Howie, poor James, and his epiphany that he must be the bigger person now
He's finally cross-examined by the likes of Jennifer, Maggie and Beau (you know it's killing him to be subjected to this).. he lies & exaggerates to skew things his way but he's clearly rattled, and surprised by their questions.. Jennifer mentions Ivette a few times in a not-so-positive way
As he leaves April jumps up to hug him (!).. afterward they say if they let him into their group, would he sleep up there with them? "That would be creepy" They make a big show of saying it's Jennifer's decision as HOH who she puts up
I think his case was stronger before he testified than after in their eyes - beginning his emotional tale of woe the same exact way each time probably didn't help
All creeped out and rescued again
After his testimony, James puts on a show for us and/or Howie by reading Beau's Bible in bed with Sarah's commemorative plate propped up beside him - awww what a guy (urp)
Then he whispers at Howie for awhile, and mentions "Rachel's demon-face" oops
Upstairs, creepy gets a new look as April caresses and traces her fingernails across Jennifer's back in the dark silence for a long time
Kaysar & Janelle save us though, by having a lovely conversation til 5am about life, love, them, Michael, horrid Jennifer and the rest of them.. Janelle tells him "I don't get annoyed with you, ever".. later Kaysar whispers something to her - it's very hard to hear but I think I hear him say "people lining up at the door.. they think I'm cute, and you too" She asks "What about Howie?" He says "I don't know".. I think I also catch something about "boards" before the fishies cut him off
They hug good night, he prays, and they're off to bed like the rest of us
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