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Rachel is Head of Household
Kalia & Porsche are nominated
Adam did not use veto
Have-nots are probably over


Take a swig whenever one of them takes a nap, and then have one yourself



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Duos were reinstated for one week after Porsche opened Pandora's Box.

Brendon was revived a week after eviction after apparently beating the other three evictees to date in a CBS poll, and beating August 11 evictee Lawon in a live ball-chute comp.

They called Adam's elf Cruddy and his beardless look Phillip.

Brendon's knees got messed up from the food comp with the ant costumes.

They called Dominic PT for pre-teen, a running gag about how young he looks, and/or part-time, referring to his modeling career.

Nominations & veto were pairs-based until there were 10 left.

The evictee's surviving partner got one of four Golden Keys, meaning they couldn't be nominated or play for HOH until there were 10 left.

Dick left mysteriously, off the feeds, due to 'personal reasons' per him and CBS. We may never know the full story.

CBS shows air Sundays and Wednesdays at 8pm, and live eviction Thursdays at 9pm

Big Brother After Dark airs 1-4am Thursdays and 12-3am other nights, on Showtime in USA and Global Reality in Canada

BB13 prizes are the same: $500k for the winner and $50k for 2nd place. The others still earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. The BB veterans probably get more.

The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 microphones.

The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.

All feeds stay on one 'scene' when someone's in Diary.

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More smiles, more tears (Monday)

Adam didn't use his veto, as planned - Kalia choked back a lot of tears as she made a lot of speeches about she doesn't care anymore and how hard she's fought, etc - her usual loops.. they found out their next eviction is tomorrow (but not that it'll be taped for CBS to show Wednesday), so the camera came out once again and Rachel wrote another blog

Porsche delivered gifts from her HOH basket to Jordan & Rachel - teeth strips, nose strips, face strips - and said "I'm starting the campaign trail".. that led to a discussion & comparison of boob jobs.. Jordan promised Kalia her vote, which may or may not stick, but Rachel will vote her out on a tie anyway.. various other promises, season rehashes and study sessions took up most of their Labor Day, same as all of their days.. the grill seems to have run out of gas (along with the rest of us), and Rachel found another dying bee


Crystal speaks

The fortune teller came to life at 9.37pm, greeting Porsche by name and telling her to gather everyone in the lounge.. when they were all there, she said "hello everyone, greetings houseguests, I am Crystal, the Big Brother fortune teller.. the winner of Big Brother is in this room with me," which was followed by "you have one minute to come to my room when you hear my laugh for a reading.. miss a reading and you won't be winning HOH" and shortly thereafter, the laughter and "readings" began - flashback dates are 9/5 for the evening ones and 9/6 for the post-midnight reruns

  • 9.42pm, 3.22am: In 2018, Shelly will make millions when her book How I Created the Perfect Tan and How You Tan Too reaches #3 on the all-time best seller list
  • 9.47pm, 3.50am: In 2017, after the hot Miami sun becomes too much for her to bear, Porsche will move to Anchorage, Alaska and buy an igloo with an Eskimo named Ernie
  • 9.55pm, 4.05am: In 2014, Jeff will disappear from society - he will be last seen wandering the Chicago streets muttering only two words: clown shoe
  • 10.21pm, 5.12am: On October 15, 2011 at 3.42pm, Daniele will reconcile with her father Dick.. on October 15, 2011 at 3.49pm, they will go back to not speaking
  • 10.24pm, 5.40am: In 2014, after sleeping for 19 straight days and making national headlines in a sleep study, Kalia will earn her dream job as a mattress and pillow tester
  • 10.39pm, 4.55am: In 2016, Lawon will take New York fashion week by storm when he launches his Handsomefied line of hats, ties and jackets
  • 10.42pm, 5.50am: After taking nine years to earn his PhD, Brendon will shock scholars and physicians alike after discovering the cure for an ailment that plagued him his entire life: athlete's foot
  • 10.53pm, 4.11am: In 2020, Adam will file for bankruptcy after investing his life savings into a line of bacon-scented heavy metal teddybears for children
  • 11.02pm, 2.30am: In 2018, Rachel will give birth to a 9lb 6 oz bouncing baby boy, naming it Buki Junior after its proud father
  • 11.04pm, 2.09am: In 2012, Cassi will land a role alongside international megastar David Hasselhof in the countrified Baywatch reboot, Riverwatch
  • 11.06pm, 3.06am: In 2015, Evel Dick will start a Christmas tradition by bringing gifts to heavily tattooed orphans, changing his name from Evel Dick to Old St. Dick
  • 11.09pm, 4.59am: In 2013, Dominic will grace the cover of 17 Magazine with the headline Total Dom-ination - he'll dethrone pop sensation Justin Bieber as America's favorite heartthrob
  • 11.17pm, 2.47am: In 2015, Keith will land a job hosting a new dating show called Love Rejection, but it will be short-lived after it's revealed he tried to date all 29 female contestants
  • 11.21pm, 4.46am: In 2011, after the runaway success of the humilitard, Jordan will launch a line of humilitard-inspired items including the humilicar, the humilifier, and the humilibake oven
That's one per hamster and then they stopped, only to start up again at 2.09am with repeats, which Rachel mostly skipped, and Adam wore different headwear for each visit to the lounge.. for 66 days they wanted her to speak, but by 3am they just want her to shut up.. it's kind of interesting to note some are far more negative than others: for instance, Daniele was once again lumped in with Dick (not her favorite thing when it comes to BB), while Adam's & Lawon's used their own words.. it's looking like a True/False comp maybe


Adamscaping (Sunday)

Porsche volunteered to shave Adam's head, and got him to okay a trim to his back as well - she said it was "nothing drastic, just basic maintenance" and when finished, "it's not braidable anymore - it's just furry".. he seemed to like it and so did the others

They both joked about it being a campaign ploy favor, but even if serious (they weren't), it was better than Kalia's method of cornering Adam while he was cooking, and taking a nap so she could talk to him some more tonight, figuring he wouldn't be able to sleep.. after their kitchen convo, Adam muttered something about her "digging herself further into that ditch" and later told Jordan that he was pissed off, and doesn't like it when people try to take advantage of him

After a long day of nothing but talk-talk, Kalia finally got Adam alone again and told him her "surprise" which was that she's got the chess queen, and "I want you to be my king".. she said she doesn't have the pawn.. he listened to a short pitch, said "Good food for thought, thank you very much" and made his escape.. it might have done her a teeny bit more good if she'd fessed up to her $5,000 since Adam knows about that, but no


Ratings - Dear Hamsters special edition

Ratings are based on 60 days of my feeds being on 24/7

Sunday's was a fun show thanks to Adam & Tori, the shopping, and Rachel's superb handling of Jessie. They forgot to mention that the girls all grabbed some clothes for Rachel, but that's okay - it would have hurt their little Pandora storyline. The HOH donut goo comp footage might have been slowed down a touch - most of them run the yard & elliptical and work out for hours, but they were barely able to move after six minutes? But again, it's okay - that's the magic of videotape. Wow, they really gave Kalia their patented bash 'n trash edit, but that too is okay with me (this time only) since it's Kalia - I'm on her dog Bentley's side. It's funny that Rachel's finally changing her tune about going against 'competitors' now that it matters, but that's how things work in the Big Brother endgame.

Monday: It was nice to finally get some action (and a name) from Crystal. She's far more understandable than Zingbot and her zings are better. It's not the show-stopper I was hoping for, but it was a fun interlude in what's become a coma ward in there and out here.

Paired with Dominic Shelly - GOLDEN KEY
Won: One week elf suit, clothes
Dear Adam,
Don't let all the 'he's a wimp' stuff bother you. Some of the same people who say that about you bashed Shelly for making a bold move - you just can't win with those malcontent types. Your memory skills & methods were a joy to behold, but I wish you'd stop giving everyone else all the answers. Too bad they put the kaibosh on you talking about this site, but it was nice while it lasted.
Your pal,
PS Easy ups for the revolving headwear and other themes for the overnight repeats.

Paired with Jeff Rachel
Won: One week catsuit + tutu, clothes
Dear Jordan,
It's astounding how much you don't remember about your winning season. Natalie didn't play F4 veto because she opted to get a twistie-tie engagement ring instead in her Pandora. Also, your pinky-swear with Kalia was about not putting her up, but apparently she talked you into 'remembering' it was about votes too. A sympathy vote when there are only two votes is quite a slippery slope, especially when your memory skills are not so hot.
Your pal,

Paired with Lawon Porsche
Won: $5,000, Caribbean trip, clothes
Dear Kalia,
If you don't like where we are now, you should have won the HOH or veto comp and/or not voted to evict Adam last week. Also, asking Crystal to speak up before everyone else gets there is just bad form.
Your pal,
PS When this is all over, I hope you make a sizable donation to the SPCA from your stipend, and find Bentley a good home.

Paired with Keith Kalia - GOLDEN KEY
Won: $5,000, clothes
Dear Porsche,
The campaign gifts were cute and your memory skills are quite good, but your fashion sense needs help. I wonder if it means anything that Crystal spoke first to you? I don't know if you meant your promise to Rachel 'on your life' but I hope you stick to it because we've never had a hamster drop dead before for lying. Bibles and pinky swears are the preferred swearing currency around here.
Your pal,

Paired with Brendon Jordan
Dear Rachel,
You're becoming quite the comedian and all-around smart and mostly likable hamster, but announcing that you weren't wearing underwear and proceeding to lotion up your legs and thighs reminded us that the old Rachel still lurks somewhere within. Also, your Diaries still scream bad actress.
Your pal,

Paired with Cassi Adam - GOLDEN KEY
Won: 24 hours solitary, phone call
She'd said she didn't want to fill the mom role but she represented the demo well, being a friend to most of them when they were down and handing out good advice. She also bashed with the best of them, smoked and cleaned non-stop, and she introduced the hilarious stealth hammock creep. She took a lot of flak for things she did and didn't do, but she played the game the way it was designed to be played and it took them 55 days to catch on.

Paired with Jordan
Won: $15,000
His sense of entitlement to be there and win was as strong as the other vets, but it didn't work out for him this time either. He went out on a bitter note but he gave us his share of funny one-liners while he lasted, especially when he was losing. He had issues with Dumbledore, was a formidable opponent for the new grill and for Adam & Shelly's cigarette supplies, he won all the cash to date, and he'll probably get yet another CBS show after this.

Paired with Dick - GOLDEN KEY/TICKET
Won/used: Veto ticket
She looked & acted different this time, especially when she joked & laughed which was great to see, but she failed at her former specialty of winning vetos and she went back to whining when on the block and on slop. Like all the vets, she had a sense of entitlement but she turned on them too soon, got Dominic booted, and later evicted her teamie Lawon. She shuffled her deck and almost had an 11th hour save, but it 'literally' didn't work out.

Paired with Rachel
Won: 1 week revival
His return was twice unwelcome, especially now that he's had a year to suck the life and Vegas out of Rachel. This time he wore superhero suits, used not-funny voices, lost a toy turtle, lectured everyone, and had big goofy smiles for Big Booty & Porsche's striptease. He had a pathetic sense of entitlement and made a giant stink about Rachel calling him Buki.

Paired with Kalia
Won: nothing
My favorite hamster in years, he came out with his best stuff late nights so many missed it, but he gave great Diary, wore kooky outfits and officiated at the trashbag wedding with tremendous style & flair. He caught flak for pawning himself out the door but his teamies encouraged it and put him up, so it's not all on him. He was Lawonderful with a fantastic laugh and he'll be missed.

Paired with Adam
Won: nothing
He was the first casualty of Daniele's too hard/too fast strategy but he didn't help himself by not brushing up more on how BB works. He told a lot of pointless lies about his modeling, schooling, virginity and then fessed up to them, which might have come back to bite him anyway. His adolescent jokes & behavior did nothing for me.

Paired with Shelly
Won: nothing
She started off okay and had Dominic in her pocket, but Shelly befriended her so well that when they were both nominated, Cassi just laid down and died. She complained a lot, failed to fulfill her catfight potential, and was the third model in a row to be booted out second. She had the best Mirror-Face since BB5/7 Jase.

Paired with Porsche
Won: nothing
He claimed to be a fan since BB1 but even watching only CBS, he clearly wasn't paying attention: who throws a veto comp when they're on the block? He went in with a clearly outlined womanizing strategy which failed miserably, he set off another BB Weinergate, and he panicked himself right out the door.

Paired with Daniele
Won: nothing
We haven't had a premiere night no-show since BB9 Jacob, and we haven't had a mysterious early exit since BB9 Neil. These pairs twist seasons just seem to complicate things for production. No real word yet on why Dick's gone (and there may never be) but he sure was looking rough in the premiere.


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9/6 Taped eviction - feeds will be down 24-32 hours, Showtime taped Tuesday morning
9/6 Tiny table is due
9/7 Nominations & veto comp?

Three CBS shows left:
9/7 Weds 8pm Shelly to jury house, taped eviction, HOH comp
9/8 Thur 9pm Live eviction, Final HOH
  comp part 1 (endurance) starts
9/11 Sun No show
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Sunday's show remained in first place with 6.7 million viewers, 2.3 rating and 8 share, ahead of 'The Simpson' and 'The Cleveland Show' reruns on FOX with 1.2/4/2.67 and 1.1/4/2.55 respectively, 'Extreme Makeover Home Edition' rerun on ABC with 0.8/3/3.32, and 'Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull' on NBC with 0.7/3/4.06.
Due to Labor Day holiday, these ratings are for 18-49 demo only versus total viewership posted here season-to-date.
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Share = % of households watching TV



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BBQ Smackdown Scorecard

Big Brother 13
Round 1: BBQ ½, Adam ½, Rachel 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3: BBQ 1, Rachel 0

Big Brother 12
Round 1: BBQ ½, Brendon 0
Round 2: BBQ 2, Britney 0, Lane 0
Round 3: BBQ 1, Lane 0, CBS 0

Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Round 3: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0

Big Brother 10
No title events

Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0

Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1

Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical

Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0

Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, CBS 0, Nakomis 0



Kalia after veto meeting: I don't really fucking care

Rachel: I hope I get an interview with Julie this week

Kalia to Rachel: I do believe Jordan is well and truly over it - that doesn't mean she won't stay and fight, but she is over it

Rachel: I did not see the little cake on the silver lining

Jordan to Kalia: You don't have to campaign to me - you've already got my vote

Adam: 'Tori, this is my duck' - what a fucking loser I am

Rachel: I've got no underwear on

Adam: What's up, stupid? Nobody's called you that in awhile
Jordan: I know, I miss it

Kalia to Crystal, when only Porsche had arrived: Start talking, come on, let them miss it

Crystal: Leave my parlor room!

Craig Ferguson to Julie: Your Big Brother show looks especially bonkers this season

Porsche: See Adam, this is why you should use the veto on me - who else would shave your back?

Adam: My sarcasm gets lost in here sometimes

Porsche: I hope we'll have a water competition and it washes all this goo away
Big Brother: That's what she said

Rachel: Maybe we should go on the Shelly diet, English muffins and stress

Kalia to Adam: I want you to be my king

CBS show:
Rachel seeing Tori: That's a celebrity!
Jessie: What?!


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Sex events: 5
Brendon/Rachel 8/17 1.48am
Brendon/Rachel 8/16 1.52am
  (next to Jordan)
Brendon/Rachel 8/15 2.05am
  (next to Shelly)
Brendon/Rachel 7/25 3.10am
Brendon/Rachel 7/11 3.32am

Sex events cancelled by knee-jabbing:
1 Brendon/Rachel 7/26 2.54am

Pandora's Box events: 2
Porsche, Rachel

Food tampering incidents: 1
Porsche 8/13 12.08am

Major fights/house meetings: 1
Brendon, Jordan, Dominic, Kalia, Jeff, Daniele plus supporting players 7/27 1.18pm

Noteworthy fights: 8
Shelly vs Jordan 8/25 7.05pm
Rachel vs Jordan 8/17 1.59pm
Rachel vs Shelly 8/12 7.16pm
Rachel vs Daniele 8/3 3.52pm
Brendon vs Kalia 7/27 12.52pm
Brendon vs Daniele 7/25 10.55am
Rachel vs Cassi 7/17 8.25pm
Brendon vs Rachel (ongoing)
  i.e. 7/19 12.32pm, 8/16 10.28pm

Revivals: 1 Brendon

Pinky swears: 5
Brendon/Rachel 8/16 10.53pm
Jeff/Shelly 8/5 9.15pm
Jordan/Rachel 7/21 10.03pm
Jordan/Kalia 7/18 11.27pm
Jordan/Dominic 7/17 3.37pm

Striptease shows: 3
Jordan 8/24 CBS show
Porsche, Adam 8/1 10.59pm

Weddings: 1
Brendon/Rachel 8/2 10.36pm

'The Soup' mentions: 1
Adam <3 Tori, Hofftacular comp & visit

Beyond BB scandals: 2
Jeff & Dumbledoregate
Death threats for Shelly & family

Nominee speech scorchers: 2
Dominic, Daniele

Premature exits: 1 Dick

Absentee hamsters: 1 Jason

CBS major goofs: 30
- Blur of staff person seen in pantry 9/1 9.34pm
- CBS ran BB13 premiere ad on 8/31
- 8/30 Android app said $10k in Pandora's box (correct) but Showtime crawl said $5k
- Forgetting to add veto stipulation to new duos rules 8/26 4.48pm
- Day count error by Julie
- Brendon misspelled by CBS
- Android app had 8/17 show as 7/17
- Brendon misspelled by Julie
- Ad had Adam's beard after he shaved
- MSNBC on feeds 8/15 10.37am F2
- They deleted final round of a food comp for CBS, but Jordan told Julie about it on 8/11 show
- Day count error 8/11 show
- Showtime 8/10 crawl misspelling 'Big Brother Odessy'
- Showtime 8/9 & 8/10 crawl: all four evictees will compete against 8/11 evictee for revival
- Misspelled AMERICA
- Revival poll & Brendon's eviction posted a day early
- Pauley Perrette in BB 'Newest Photos'
- All noobs are Alan Cumming
- Called noms 'eviction ceremony'
- Cassi's exit interview bla bla bla
- Survivor Jenna Morasca at ComicCon in Jordan's HOH pics
- Cassi misspelled by Allison Grodner
- Golden Ticket Holder 7/17 show
- Julie congratulating Jordan for her 'first HOH win' 7/14 show
- Forgot to move Julie to The Talk
- Labeling Jeff as Dominic
- Android app said CBS Thursdays 8pm
- Premature show schedule
- 3am wrong trivia screen
- Misspelled Evel Dick
(I'm not even tracking out-of-sequences on the CBS shows or many of the Showtime crawl errors)

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