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This site is about the Big Brother 13 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me, and it isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior. Your pal, dingo


Rachel is Head of Household
Kalia & Porsche are nominated
Adam won veto
Have-nots are probably over


Take a swig whenever anyone says there should be jury house feeds (then tell them to flashback to any Bikini Hour from when all the jurors were still in the habitat)



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Duos were reinstated for one week after Porsche opened Pandora's Box.

Brendon was revived a week after eviction after apparently beating the other three evictees to date in a CBS poll, and beating August 11 evictee Lawon in a live ball-chute comp.

They called Adam's elf Cruddy and his beardless look Phillip.

Brendon's knees got messed up from the food comp with the ant costumes.

They called Dominic PT for pre-teen, a running gag about how young he looks, and/or part-time, referring to his modeling career.

Nominations & veto were pairs-based until there were 10 left.

The evictee's surviving partner got one of four Golden Keys, meaning they couldn't be nominated or play for HOH until there were 10 left.

Dick left mysteriously, off the feeds, due to 'personal reasons' per him and CBS. We may never know the full story.

CBS shows air Sundays and Wednesdays at 8pm, and live eviction Thursdays at 9pm

Big Brother After Dark airs 1-4am Thursdays and 12-3am other nights, on Showtime in USA and Global Reality in Canada

BB13 prizes are the same: $500k for the winner and $50k for 2nd place. The others still earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. The BB veterans probably get more.

The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 microphones.

The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.

All feeds stay on one 'scene' when someone's in Diary.

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OTEV returns (Saturday)

They hauled out the ramp and sprinkled pies around with hamster names for them to deliver - Adam won it, creating much concern among the ladies

Jordan was out first, but she told Rachel that Adam had given her Fara's necklace to hold onto to confirm their F3 deal, and he has sworn to Rachel that he wouldn't use it if he won it.. Porsche came in second, again.. apparently Porsche & Kalia were crying, which prompted Rachel to say they'd never acted like that or gloated when winning - um, okay

They all said it was a hard comp, but OTEV usually is.. it's a safe guess that Adam will be under a lot of pressure from them all these next few days


Kalia's doom looms

They didn't do much during the afternoon, mostly naps and teabag cards.. the fortune teller came to life on her own when they were playing cards, making them all jump - mentions of her are now being blocked from the feeds

Kalia did some campaigning for awhile, pushing Adam hard to use his veto, and in front of Porsche no less.. Jordan peptalked her after that for awhile, but Kalia broke down at the kitchen counter and then went off to her bed, sobbing hard under the covers.. she later went to Diary for an hour and 20 minutes, and came out in a better mood, i.e. talkative again

It's the time of the season when things slow down, but emotions continue to run very high in there, for some


Rachel's Pandora (Friday)

Rachel had said she wouldn't open the box if it was offered but since they already promoted it for Sunday's show, she had to, "obvi".. she got locked in there with BB10/11 Jessie again (since he has a new wrestling career to promote), the others got three minutes to grab new clothes, and Adam got to meet his dream crush, a very pregnant Tori Spelling (since she has a new wedding show to promote)

Regardless of the reason, it made Adam's day on 9/02/11, and his year: he even got a kiss from her, as did his souvenir duckie.. he also got clothes including two dresses for Fara, and the other girls grabbed some things for Rachel.. it sounds like a win-win all around, except for those like me who could easily go without seeing Jessie ever again


Pre-noms campaigning took place, like it does.. Porsche talked to Rachel almost as long as Kalia did last night, with all the inevitable rehashes and later retells all around, but Rachel nominated them both anyway, as planned


Ratings - BB Pregnancy Boutique edition

Ratings are based on entertainment value - there isn't much lately

Maybe booze deliveries are so light because Diary staff goes through it - they'd need it to listen to this group for hour upon hour in there. They must have a new (or drunk) kid on the palms button: Saturday night they blocked mentions of 'The Talk' (oops), their wonderchild Jessie, and Kalia talking about a friend of hers we've already heard everything about, among other non-forbidden topics. Adam's days-delayed talk to us also had strobing palms when it finally came, which makes me think they're staging those now too. And they're also now blocking anything about the fortune teller even though we've seen her all season including all her recent activity, and they've announced she will come into play. I have no idea when or how that will happen, but I am hoping it won't be another letdown after all this buildup.

Paired with Dominic Shelly - GOLDEN KEY
Won: One week elf suit, clothes
Ups for winning the veto when he had to, but mostly for having the best day ever on Friday, a day he'll never forget, and on an appropriate date too: 9/02/11. (Just don't let him know that Tori probably only showed up because she has a new show to promote.) He'll need that good memory to make it through til Tuesday with all of them hammering him.

Paired with Jeff Rachel
Won: One week catsuit + tutu, clothes
She moped for a long time after losing yet another comp, but she made up for it some by coming back to her old silly self. She was shocked when Adam & Rachel told her she'd used the c-word in her fight with Shelly, but then she moved on to new Jordanisms that made me smile. She also told us that Jeff wanted to watch the Justin Bieber movie (she didn't), and how much he liked it. I don't envy her having to listen to Kalia for hours on end, but she could walk away if she wanted to.

Paired with Lawon Porsche
Won: $5,000, Caribbean trip, clothes
Normally I feel for them a bit when they boo hoo for real, but in her case I just kept thinking how her yorkie Bentley must have felt after she threw him into a wall and any sympathy I might have felt for her went out the window. She needs to get to the jury house and talk their ears off for awhile, and give our ears a rest.

Paired with Keith Kalia - GOLDEN KEY
Won: $5,000, clothes
She's still in there, and she confided to Adam that Kalia also got $5k from her Pandora.

Paired with Brendon Jordan
She's light years better on her own than when that lug's around sucking the life out of her, but her Vegas has yet to return, possibly due in part to the skimpy booze deliveries. If you'd have said a year ago that she'd be back this year, in the Final Four, and that many would be rooting for her, you'd have been laughed out of town.

Paired with Cassi Adam - GOLDEN KEY
Won: 24 hours solitary, phone call
She'd said she didn't want to fill the mom role but she represented the demo well, being a friend to most of them when they were down and handing out good advice. She also bashed with the best of them, smoked and cleaned non-stop, and she introduced the hilarious stealth hammock creep. She took a lot of flak for things she did and didn't do, but she played the game the way it was designed to be played, and it took them 55 days to figure her out.

Paired with Jordan
Won: $15,000
His sense of entitlement to be there and win was as strong as the other vets, but it didn't work out for him this time either. He went out on a bitter note but he gave us his share of funny one-liners while he lasted, especially when he was losing. He had issues with Dumbledore, was a formidable opponent for the new grill and for Adam & Shelly's cigarette supplies, he won all the cash to date, and he'll probably get yet another CBS show after this.

Paired with Dick - GOLDEN KEY/TICKET
Won/used: Veto ticket
She looked & acted different this time, especially when she joked & laughed which was great to see, but she failed at her former specialty of winning vetos and she went back to whining when on the block and on slop. Like all the vets, she had a sense of entitlement but she turned on them too soon, got Dominic booted, and later evicted her teamie Lawon. She shuffled her deck and almost had an 11th hour save, but it 'literally' didn't work out.

Paired with Rachel
Won: 1 week revival
His return was twice unwelcome, especially now that he's had a year to suck the life and Vegas out of Rachel. This time he wore superhero suits, used not-funny voices, lost a toy turtle, lectured everyone, and had big goofy smiles for Big Booty & Porsche's striptease. He had a pathetic sense of entitlement and made a giant stink about Rachel calling him Buki.

Paired with Kalia
Won: nothing
My favorite hamster in years, he came out with his best stuff late nights so many missed it, but he gave great Diary, wore kooky outfits and officiated at the trashbag wedding with tremendous style & flair. He caught flak for pawning himself out the door but his teamies encouraged it and put him up, so it's not all on him. He was Lawonderful with a fantastic laugh and he'll be missed.

Paired with Adam
Won: nothing
He was the first casualty of Daniele's too hard/too fast strategy but he didn't help himself by not brushing up more on how BB works. He told a lot of pointless lies about his modeling, schooling, virginity and then fessed up to them, which might have come back to bite him anyway. His adolescent jokes & behavior did nothing for me.

Paired with Shelly
Won: nothing
She started off okay and had Dominic in her pocket, but Shelly befriended her so well that when they were both nominated, Cassi just laid down and died. She complained a lot, failed to fulfill her catfight potential, and was the third model in a row to be booted out second. She had the best Mirror-Face since BB5/7 Jase.

Paired with Porsche
Won: nothing
He claimed to be a fan since BB1 but even watching only CBS, he clearly wasn't paying attention: who throws a veto comp when they're on the block? He went in with a clearly outlined womanizing strategy which failed miserably, he set off another BB Weinergate, and he panicked himself right out the door.

Paired with Daniele
Won: nothing
We haven't had a premiere night no-show since BB9 Jacob, and we haven't had a mysterious early exit since BB9 Neil. These pairs twist seasons just seem to complicate things for production. No real word yet on why Dick's gone (and there may never be) but he sure was looking rough in the premiere.


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9/5 Veto meeting? unless they do it Sunday
9/6 Taped eviction - feeds could be down 24 hours
9/6 Tiny table is due
9/7 Nominations & veto comp?

Four CBS shows left:
9/4 CBS 8pm HOH comp, Pandora's Box with Tori & Jessie, nominations
9/7 Weds 8pm Taped eviction, HOH comp
9/8 Thur 9pm Live eviction, Final HOH
  comp part 1 (endurance) starts
9/11 Sun No show
9/14 Weds 9.30pm Finale 90 minutes

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Thursday's eviction show remained in first place with 9.7 million viewers, 6.1 rating and 9 share, ahead of 'Bones' rerun on FOX with 5.5/3.7/6, 'Rookie Blue' rerun on NBC with 5.4/3.5/5, and 'The Office' and '30 Rock' reruns on NBC with 5/3.2/5 and 4.65/3.0/5 respectively.
Note that numbers are inflated due to football in many areas.
Rating = % of all TV households
Share = % of households watching TV



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News & updates

Dick Donato had emergency gall bladder surgery - best wishes to him for a speedy recovery!

Cassi Colvin has landed a spot on CBS soap "The Bold & the Beautiful", taping September 15, to air in October

They're taping an eviction on Tuesday, September 6 that will air Wednesday, September 7. It's possible feeds might be blocked for awhile due to that and Showtime could run three hours from earlier in the day on Tuesday night so as not to "give away" what we'll already know by then anyway - they've done that in the past.

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BBQ Smackdown Scorecard

Big Brother 13
Round 1: BBQ ½, Adam ½, Rachel 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3: BBQ 1, Rachel 0

Big Brother 12
Round 1: BBQ ½, Brendon 0
Round 2: BBQ 2, Britney 0, Lane 0
Round 3: BBQ 1, Lane 0, CBS 0

Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Round 3: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0

Big Brother 10
No title events

Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0

Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1

Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical

Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0

Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, CBS 0, Nakomis 0



Jordan: Guys always win OTEV

Jordan: You always go out on Dominic
Rachel: Dominic is my kryptonite

Kalia: Pick a number from 1 to 10
Rachel: 6
Adam: 4
Jordan: 2,000

Adam to Rachel, about Jordan: She's my girl - you're my girl too

Kalia to Porsche: You don't send your own alliance home if you can keep them here
(see: Lawon)

Jordan: Will the dryer blow up if there's water in it?

Adam: The greatest day ever.. thank you, Rachel, you don't even understand - you are getting the best wedding gift ever

Adam: My duck is Torified

Adam: Tori can plan my wedding
Jordan: What about Fara? It's her wedding, she's gotta plan it
Adam: Fuck that! JUST KIDDING

Kalia: This game is always two ding-dongs at the end


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Sex events: 5
Brendon/Rachel 8/17 1.48am
Brendon/Rachel 8/16 1.52am
  (next to Jordan)
Brendon/Rachel 8/15 2.05am
  (next to Shelly)
Brendon/Rachel 7/25 3.10am
Brendon/Rachel 7/11 3.32am

Sex events cancelled by knee-jabbing:
1 Brendon/Rachel 7/26 2.54am

Pandora's Box events: 2
Porsche, Rachel

Food tampering incidents: 1
Porsche 8/13 12.08am

Major fights/house meetings: 1
Brendon, Jordan, Dominic, Kalia, Jeff, Daniele plus supporting players 7/27 1.18pm

Noteworthy fights: 8
Shelly vs Jordan 8/25 7.05pm
Rachel vs Jordan 8/17 1.59pm
Rachel vs Shelly 8/12 7.16pm
Rachel vs Daniele 8/3 3.52pm
Brendon vs Kalia 7/27 12.52pm
Brendon vs Daniele 7/25 10.55am
Rachel vs Cassi 7/17 8.25pm
Brendon vs Rachel (ongoing)
  i.e. 7/19 12.32pm, 8/16 10.28pm

Revivals: 1 Brendon

Pinky swears: 5
Brendon/Rachel 8/16 10.53pm
Jeff/Shelly 8/5 9.15pm
Jordan/Rachel 7/21 10.03pm
Jordan/Kalia 7/18 11.27pm
Jordan/Dominic 7/17 3.37pm

Striptease shows: 3
Jordan 8/24 CBS show
Porsche, Adam 8/1 10.59pm

Weddings: 1
Brendon/Rachel 8/2 10.36pm

'The Soup' mentions: 1
Adam <3 Tori, Hofftacular comp & visit

Beyond BB scandals: 2
Jeff & Dumbledoregate
Death threats for Shelly & family

Nominee speech scorchers: 2
Dominic, Daniele

Premature exits: 1 Dick

Absentee hamsters: 1 Jason

CBS major goofs: 30
- Blur of staff person seen in pantry 9/1 9.34pm
- CBS ran BB13 premiere ad on 8/31
- 8/30 Android app said $10k in Pandora's box (correct) but Showtime crawl said $5k
- Forgetting to add veto stipulation to new duos rules 8/26 4.48pm
- Day count error by Julie
- Brendon misspelled by CBS
- Android app had 8/17 show as 7/17
- Brendon misspelled by Julie
- Ad had Adam's beard after he shaved
- MSNBC on feeds 8/15 10.37am F2
- They deleted final round of a food comp for CBS, but Jordan told Julie about it on 8/11 show
- Day count error 8/11 show
- Showtime 8/10 crawl misspelling 'Big Brother Odessy'
- Showtime 8/9 & 8/10 crawl: all four evictees will compete against 8/11 evictee for revival
- Misspelled AMERICA
- Revival poll & Brendon's eviction posted a day early
- Pauley Perrette in BB 'Newest Photos'
- All noobs are Alan Cumming
- Called noms 'eviction ceremony'
- Cassi's exit interview bla bla bla
- Survivor Jenna Morasca at ComicCon in Jordan's HOH pics
- Cassi misspelled by Allison Grodner
- Golden Ticket Holder 7/17 show
- Julie congratulating Jordan for her 'first HOH win' 7/14 show
- Forgot to move Julie to The Talk
- Labeling Jeff as Dominic
- Android app said CBS Thursdays 8pm
- Premature show schedule
- 3am wrong trivia screen
- Misspelled Evel Dick
(I'm not even tracking out-of-sequences on the CBS shows or many of the Showtime crawl errors)

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