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|This site is about the Big Brother 13 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me, and it isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior. Your pal, dingo
Kalia is Head of Household
Rachel & Lawon are nominated
Jeff used veto
Jeff, Jordan, Rachel, Shelly are Have-not
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They called Adam's elf Cruddy and his beardless look Phillip.
Brendon's knees got messed up from the food comp with the ant costumes.
They call Dominic PT for pre-teen, a running gag about how young he looks, and/or part-time, referring to his modeling career.
Nominations & veto were pairs-based until there were 10 left.
The evictee's surviving partner got one of four Golden Keys, meaning they couldn't be nominated or play for HOH until there were 10 left.
Dick left mysteriously, off the feeds, due to 'personal reasons' per him and CBS. We may never know the full story.
CBS shows air Sundays and Wednesdays at 8pm, and live eviction Thursdays at 9pm
Big Brother After Dark airs 1-4am Thursdays and 12-3am other nights, on Showtime in USA and Global Reality in Canada
BB13 prizes are the same: $500k for the winner and $50k for 2nd place. The others still earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. The BB veterans might get more.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 microphones.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
All feeds stay on one 'scene' when someone's in Diary.
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Lawon got pawned (Monday)Sure enough, all of yesterday's shenanigans came to nothing, but the late night development did come to pass: Jeff took himself off with his veto, and Lawon was nominated
As reported below, this was his idea and he hopes to get evicted since he thinks he'll get scooted right back in - and maybe he will.. but he's acting all hurt & surprised for the vets & the smokers, which is going to raise all kinds of questions out here for those who go to bed early and/or don't read the sites to catch up what they missed
Just do the flashback 8/8 12.54am to see this plan get hatched - the HOH crew thinks they can use Lawon to get info from the others but Shelly found out all about it last night so they all know what's going on, despite Lawon acting all hurt about it today.. not much happened after that, except that Lawon seemed to forget he'd volunteered, and most of the others did too at various points - odd.. Jeff grilled without incident.. spontaneous slap-clap-dancing with gymnastics broke out for a few minutes during Showtime, and Jordan made some really peculiar noises at 8/9 1.03am - check it
In other words, things were slow so I started "translating" Shelly's lines to Twitter & Facebook.. I figured it would be annoying but it seemed to be a hit, so I'll do some more #shellyspeak as we go
Meanwhile on another live feedI'm glad things were slow in the habitat as it gave me a chance to follow some coverage of the riots and fires around London, which have now spread to Liverpool, Bristol and Birmingham.. I've lived there and it truly saddens me - I hope it doesn't get any worse
Makeover day (Sunday)I guess Adam finally got permission to shave his goatee, leaving him with yet another whole new look - apparently TPTB are ready to move forward with Part II of this summer's storylines.. Porsche gave his head a touch-up and also made a cake & cupcakes for his birthday.. Jeff had a haircut too, and Daniele finally touched up her roots
Rachel approached Daniele during her dyeing, apologizing and begging in the same breath.. the convo alternated between mature & logical and petty & emotional, with Daniele returning some good points.. it could have ended in a truce or deal, but didn't.. flashback 8/7 1.50pm for that one
Kalia told Porsche she's not going to put her up, and she told Lawon she's leaning toward Adam but Lawon would be her second choice.. Adam had a couple more uneventful grilling events: even though Rachel had "turned it all the way up" Adam salvaged her catfish, so BBQ Smackdown still isn't officially underway but I've installed the cumulative scorecard and am ready for explosions.. they held Adam's birthday cake (and possibly their halfway party) behind trivia
The master at workShelly had a long convo with Kalia in the hammock, convincing her (between compliments) that it would be a good idea to put Porsche up tomorrow and boot her out instead of Rachel.. Shelly gave her the script to run it past Daniele, and said Kalia didn't need to give her credit for the plan, that it was okay (and better for Kalia) to let Daniele think she thought of it herself to boost her stock.. when Kalia left, Shelly said to us/herself "my work here is done"
Kalia took the script to Daniele who didn't like it much, naturally.. Kalia then reported back in to Shelly, and then she asked for Jeff.. Shelly whispered the plan in his ear before he went up, and that it was really her idea and to go along with it.. flashback 8/7 around 6.55pm for the start of this cascade of comedy
Kalia went back to Shelly to report, sounding pretty much like she thought the whole thing was her own idea.. then she took the rewrites back to Daniele, and rewind, repeat.. Daniele asked Rachel why she was copping deals with everyone (survival, perhaps?) even though Kalia still hadn't made the pitch to Rachel that Shelly suggested
Meanwhile Shelly caught Jordan in the pantry to fill her in, and they squealed, danced, hugged and high-fived until Rachel came in, looking very confused when Shelly said she was so excited to find beer (which they can't have).. Shelly told her "you are gonna owe me big fuckin time.. just wait"
Things could change in the morning but as of now, we're probably back to Adam going up in Jeff's place, although Late Night Lawon offered to pawn himself so he could be evicted and immediately revived, so that could happen - at least the first part.. it was a fun ride today though, much better than the usual half-hearted waffle sessions
Ratings - Banana Pancakes editionRatings are Sunday's, based on entertainment value, and can stand since they didn't do much at all on Monday
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8/10 CBS 8pm Veto comp, veto meeting, Adam's birthday? assorted dramas
8/11 CBS 9pm Eviction, Revive-a-Hamster, HOH comp
8/12 Food comp? nominations
8/13 Veto comp
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AMERICA'S AEMRICA'S VOTE
Revive-a-Hamster: Who should compete with August 11's evictee for revival? Vote at CBS.com
Keith - Cassi - Dominic - Brendon
I strongly urge you DO NOT VOTE! Send the message that we're tired of their endless Has-beens twists
Which food supplement should the Have-nots get?
> Coconuts & catfish
Sunday's show remained in first place with 7.8 million viewers, 4.5 rating and 8 share, ahead of 'Ty's Great British Adventure' special on ABC with 3.8/2.3/4, '2011 Teen Choice Awards'on FOX with 3.1/1.7/3, and 'It's Worth What?' rerun on NBC with 2.7/1.7/3.
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News & updatesRevive-a-Hamster is on! The winner of the viewer poll of the four evictees to date will compete with this week's evictee to go back in. Hamsterwatch strongly encourages you DO NOT VOTE in order to send a message that we're sick of their Has-beens twists. Also, it's not right to let someone end up on the jury who has missed one to four weeks.
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BBQ Smackdown ScorecardBig Brother 13
Ready and waiting
Big Brother 12
Round 1: BBQ ½, Brendon 0
Round 2: BBQ 2, Britney 0, Lane 0
Round 3: BBQ 1, Lane 0, CBS 0
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Round 3: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, CBS 0, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0
LINES OF THE DAYMonday:
Lawon: For people to walk around and say I volunteered would be a bunch of bullshit
Lawon: I feel like somebody had sex with me without a condom
Shelly: That's not a good analogy!
Jeff re laundry: We can do two loads - what else are we doing today?
Adam about his & Shelly's cigs supply: Don't pull a Cassi
Lawon: Something fishy's going on
Adam: Hey Jordan, what was Keith's last name?
Jordan: Keith who?
Adam: I always say bad sex is better than no sex
Jeff: Like pizza
Jeff to Jordan: I wanted to get to final two, and then we'll play this game
Adam: Now my exterior is just as sweet as my interior
Daniele to Rachel: I'm sincerely sorry you're hurting - I can't apologize for making a game move
Rachel: When it comes to Brendon, I don't even think
Jeff's preview if Rachel's evicted & revived: Rachel, you're back, yay! I didn't mean to vote you out
Shelly to herself/us: My work here is done
Kalia to Daniele: I feel like I have these big moves or whatever but I still feel like I get talked down
Porsche on CBS: I'm not really sure what onions taste like
LINKS OF THE DAYB-Side Blog with Sunday's show
38 days in the BB house chop by me
You get a deal! and Adam as Fester better chops by Earthdog
DogDave Dumb Moment in BB Kalia's now on the board
Alabama CBS affiliate is advertising (very) late casting calls
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EXTRACURRICULAR TALLYSex events: 2
Brendon/Rachel 7/25 3.10am
Brendon/Rachel 7/11 3.32am
Sex events cancelled by knee-jabbing:
1 Brendon/Rachel 7/26 2.54am
Major fights/house meetings: 1
Brendon, Jordan, Dominic, Kalia, Jeff, Daniele plus supporting players 7/27 1.18pm
Noteworthy fights: 5
Rachel vs Daniele 8/3 3.52pm
Brendon vs Kalia 7/27 12.52pm
Brendon vs Daniele 7/25 10.55am
Rachel vs Cassi 7/17 8.25pm
Brendon vs Rachel (ongoing)
Pinky swears: 4
Jordan/Dominic 7/17 3.37pm
Jordan/Kalia 7/18 11.27pm
Jordan/Rachel 7/21 10.03pm
Jeff/Shelly 8/5 9.15pm
Striptease shows: 2
Brendon/Rachel 8/2 10.36pm
'The Soup' mentions: 1
Adam <3 Tori, Hofftacular comp & visit
Beyond BB scandals: 1
Jeff & Dumbledoregate
Nominee speech scorchers: 1 Dominic
Premature exits: 1 Dick
Absentee hamsters: 1 Jason
CBS goofs: 15
- Misspelled AMERICA
- Revival poll & Brendon's eviction posted a day early
- Pauley Perrette in BB 'Newest Photos'
- All noobs are Alan Cumming
- Called noms 'eviction ceremony'
- Cassi's exit interview bla bla bla
- Survivor Jenna Morasca at ComicCon in Jordan's HOH pics
- Cassi misspelled by Allison Grodner
- Golden Ticket Holder 7/17 show
- Julie congratulating Jordan for her 'first HOH win' 7/14 show
- Forgot to move Julie to The Talk
- Labeling Jeff as Dominic
- Premature show schedule
- 3am wrong trivia screen
- Typo 'Evil' Dick
(I'm not even tracking out-of-sequences on the CBS shows or the Showtime crawl errors)
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