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|This site is about the Big Brother 13 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me, and it isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior. Your pal, dingo
Kalia is Head of Household
Rachel & Lawon are nominated
Jeff, Jordan, Rachel, Shelly are Have-not
BB13 DRINKING GAME
Take a swig whenever someone says they have to win HOH this week
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They called Adam's elf Cruddy and his beardless look Phillip.
Brendon's knees got messed up from the food comp with the ant costumes.
They call Dominic PT for pre-teen, a running gag about how young he looks, and/or part-time, referring to his modeling career.
Nominations & veto were pairs-based until there were 10 left.
The evictee's surviving partner got one of four Golden Keys, meaning they couldn't be nominated or play for HOH until there were 10 left.
Dick left mysteriously, off the feeds, due to 'personal reasons' per him and CBS. We may never know the full story.
CBS shows air Sundays and Wednesdays at 8pm, and live eviction Thursdays at 9pm
Big Brother After Dark airs 1-4am Thursdays and 12-3am other nights, on Showtime in USA and Global Reality in Canada
BB13 prizes are the same: $500k for the winner and $50k for 2nd place. The others still earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. The BB veterans might get more.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 microphones.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
All feeds stay on one 'scene' when someone's in Diary.
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See 'n say cheese (Wednesday)The camera came out and their poses ran the gamut from "Three's Company" to gangsta to this coconut bra plus pineapple - I'm pretty sure it's not gay.. Rachel started her campaigning and the waffling ran amok, like it does on a Wednesday.. much of it today is revolving around a suspected "pity vote" from Porsche
They had their halfway party behind trivia.. they had music, pizza, pasta, booze and a photo cake, just after some of them had prepared dinner.. apparently Porsche balked at the idea of sharing some of the leftovers with the crew, which set off Shelly & Jeff who were doing all the cleanup along with Jordan
Not much else happened of note, other than a late night waffle from Daniele & Kalia urging Shelly to boot Rachel based on various revival theories (including the right one).. they said booting Lawon would be a waste of an HOH and the week - yup, they got that one right, but a bit late.. it set Shelly to thinking but we'll just have to wait and see at this point.. it's been a very long week and I'm glad it's almost over
Shellyspeak (Tuesday)As always when the feeds are slow, my mind wanders to come up with something to amuse myself.. as mentioned here yesterday, lately I've been translating Shelly's comments from what she says to what she (possibly) means.. it might annoy some of my Twitter and/or Facebook followers since I have trouble stopping once I get going with stuff like this, but for now it's getting positive feedback.. some examples:
"Having them on your side is not a bad thing" = They're on my side
to Kalia: "It's only gonna get crazier" = You can't hack it
to Kalia: "Hey, you'll get to do your typing thing soon" = We'll get an hour break from your constant talking & singing
"I'm either overthinking it, or I'm right" = I'm right
about Jorff: "They have a good way of dealing with being grumpy" = They come to me
"Is that your blanket?" = Why doesn't anyone pick up their crap?
"I'm pretty good [at BB] looking in from the outside - when I'm in the game I'm not so good" = I'm still better than all of you
"That's really mean, I don't normally say things like that" = Oops, I forgot to Shellyspeak
to Kalia: "Are you & Dani getting along? Good" = I'm on it: you won't for long
to the moth: "Relax dude, it's okay, I'm not gonna hurt you" = I only hunt big game
BBQ Smackdown Round 1: The SizzlerIt was a tentative start to the new season with the new grill, but the rookie-in-training finally made an aggressive move after several uneventful and disappointing outings
Rachel was grilling some Have-not catfish and had to call in the expert Adam for help.. it seems she was getting some sizzling and licking flames after spilling some catfishy juice, and then the grill reached out and grabbed a piece of her fish for itself.. it wasn't much, but it showed the new Weber's got some fight in it after all
Final score: BBQ ½, Adam ½, Rachel 0
We need a diagramElsewhere around the habitat, Kalia, Daniele and Porsche opened two bottles of wine around 4.30pm and downed them in no time.. they got very loud for awhile, and were passed out not long after.. Showtimers were spared much of their usual three hours of Kalia talking & singing tonight
Showtime brought a moth and some bizarre wording about Le Twist (see Lines of the Day below), and when it ended we had a whole new series of wacky round robin meetings.. Daniele pitched a vague deal to Rachel (and later told Kalia she should have kept quiet), and Rachel didn't tell Jordan & Shelly about it.. Shelly easily knew something wasn't right there (partly because Rachel's such a bad liar) and she stomped up to HOH hollering "You're all lying!"
For a long time it looked like Lawon would go 4-2 but now they might be back to the original 6-0 plan that the HOH crowd apparently forgot about.. I just hope Lawon comes back in the revolving door, and that'll remain my dream unless/until Julie destroys it Thursday night
Ratings - Kalia Ratings special editionRatings are based on Kalia in honor of her unusual HOH week
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8/11 CBS 9pm Eviction, Revive-a-Hamster, HOH comp
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8/13 Veto comp
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AMERICA'S AEMRICA'S VOTE
Revive-a-Hamster: Who should compete with August 11's evictee for revival? Voting has ended
Keith - Cassi - Dominic - Brendon
Which food supplement should the Have-nots get?
> Coconuts & catfish
Wednesday's show remained in first place with 7.2 million viewers, 4.7 rating and 8 share, ahead of 'So You Think You Can Dance' on FOX with 5.55/3.6/6, 'Minute to Win It' on NBC with 4.8/3.0/5, and 'The Middle' and 'Modern Family' reruns on ABC with 4.2/2.8/5 and 4.5/2.9/5 respectively.
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News & updatesRevive-a-Hamster is on! The winner of the viewer poll of the four evictees to date will compete with this week's evictee to go back in. Hamsterwatch strongly encourages you DO NOT VOTE in order to send a message that we're sick of their Has-beens twists. Also, it's not right to let someone end up on the jury who has missed one to four weeks.
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BBQ Smackdown ScorecardBig Brother 13
Round 1: BBQ ½, Adam ½, Rachel 0
Big Brother 12
Round 1: BBQ ½, Brendon 0
Round 2: BBQ 2, Britney 0, Lane 0
Round 3: BBQ 1, Lane 0, CBS 0
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Round 3: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, CBS 0, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0
LINES OF THE DAYWednesday:
Daniele to Kalia: If we keep Rachel and then Brendon comes back, that is the worst scenario EVER
Marcellas Reynolds on Julie whacking him with her cards: If Julie wasn't all hooked up with Les Moonves, I'd have punched her in the jaw
Showtime again/still: The four previous evicted houseguests will battle Thursday's evictee for a chance to return to the Big Brother house, also a spelling problem 'Big Brother Odessy'
Rachel: My fiancé, the love of my life - not some guy I met a month ago
Jeff: I'm going to write HELP and then one of these planes can get me out of here
Rachel about us: I think they totally know what the twist is and they're screaming at us through the TV
Daniele: I don't have a smirk on my face - this is the only face I have
Daniele to Kalia: Why do you have to open your mouth, ever?
Jordan: Porsche forgets she's here
Rachel: Are you going to bed, Jordan?
Jordan: I was, but now I'm going to pop Jeff's blackheads
Showtime: The four previous evicted houseguests will battle Thursday's evictee for a chance to return to the Big Brother house
LINKS OF THE DAYB-Side Blog with Wednesday's show
Kalia's HOH blog early link - it'll show up there
The Reign of Ka-Lie-Ya the Evertalker by BB House Rodents
New prison blog from BB9 Matt 'How addiction took over my life'
NBSB alliance and Adam's Three's Company chops by Earthdog
Adam's 40th birthday party courtesy of Fara - his friends in Hoboken celebrated without him
DogDave Dumb Moments in BB Kalia's now on the board
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EXTRACURRICULAR TALLYSex events: 2
Brendon/Rachel 7/25 3.10am
Brendon/Rachel 7/11 3.32am
Sex events cancelled by knee-jabbing:
1 Brendon/Rachel 7/26 2.54am
Major fights/house meetings: 1
Brendon, Jordan, Dominic, Kalia, Jeff, Daniele plus supporting players 7/27 1.18pm
Noteworthy fights: 5
Rachel vs Daniele 8/3 3.52pm
Brendon vs Kalia 7/27 12.52pm
Brendon vs Daniele 7/25 10.55am
Rachel vs Cassi 7/17 8.25pm
Brendon vs Rachel (ongoing)
Pinky swears: 4
Jordan/Dominic 7/17 3.37pm
Jordan/Kalia 7/18 11.27pm
Jordan/Rachel 7/21 10.03pm
Jeff/Shelly 8/5 9.15pm
Striptease shows: 2
Brendon/Rachel 8/2 10.36pm
'The Soup' mentions: 1
Adam <3 Tori, Hofftacular comp & visit
Beyond BB scandals: 1
Jeff & Dumbledoregate
Nominee speech scorchers: 1 Dominic
Premature exits: 1 Dick
Absentee hamsters: 1 Jason
CBS goofs: 17
- Showtime 8/10 crawl misspelling 'Big Brother Odessy'
- Showtime 8/9 & 8/10 crawl: all 4 evictees will compete against 8/11 evictee for revival
- Misspelled AMERICA
- Revival poll & Brendon's eviction posted a day early
- Pauley Perrette in BB 'Newest Photos'
- All noobs are Alan Cumming
- Called noms 'eviction ceremony'
- Cassi's exit interview bla bla bla
- Survivor Jenna Morasca at ComicCon in Jordan's HOH pics
- Cassi misspelled by Allison Grodner
- Golden Ticket Holder 7/17 show
- Julie congratulating Jordan for her 'first HOH win' 7/14 show
- Forgot to move Julie to The Talk
- Labeling Jeff as Dominic
- Premature show schedule
- 3am wrong trivia screen
- Typo 'Evil' Dick
(I'm not even tracking out-of-sequences on the CBS shows or many of the Showtime crawl errors)
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