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|This site is about the Big Brother 13 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me, and it isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior. Your pal, dingo
Kalia is Head of Household
Rachel & Jeff are nominated
Jeff won veto
Jeff, Jordan, Rachel, Shelly are Have-not
Adam's elf is over
BB13 DRINKING GAME
Take a swig whenever someone says 'literally' - yes it's a rerun, but a worthy one
Big Brother 13 at iTunes
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They called Adam's elf 'Cruddy'.
Brendon's knees got messed up from the food comp with the ant costumes.
They call Dominic PT for pre-teen, a running gag about how young he looks, and/or part-time, referring to his modeling career.
Nominations & veto were pairs-based until there were 10 left.
The evictee's surviving partner got one of four Golden Keys, meaning they couldn't be nominated or play for HOH until there were 10 left.
Dick left mysteriously, off the feeds, due to 'personal reasons' per him and CBS. We may never know the full story.
CBS shows air Sundays and Wednesdays at 8pm, and live eviction Thursdays at 9pm
Big Brother After Dark airs 1-4am Thursdays and 12-3am other nights, on Showtime in USA and Global Reality in Canada
BB13 prizes are the same: $500k for the winner and $50k for 2nd place. The others still earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. The BB veterans might get more.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 microphones.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
All feeds stay on one 'scene' when someone's in Diary.
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How convenient (Saturday)Right on cue, Jeff won the veto in something involving balls.. Shelly, Adam and Jordan also played
Rachel seemed to be taking it well: she was dejected at first but hasn't thrown a tantrum (yet?).. she made a calm, level-headed pitch to Kalia about how she'll have a new enemy if Rachel is evicted only to come back in, and she sat around goofing with Jeff & Jordan for a long time.. Kalia looked worried more often than not, but her loops carried on and they usually include the fact that she has a "never put you up" pinky swear with Jordan.. Adam could be her replacement, but veto meeting is two days away
Calm after the stormsThey finally got outside for awhile until a party nearby (with music) caused them to be locked in again/still.. Adam had enough time to break in the grill: it's a brand new one, and I don't know if it carries the indomitable spirit of the legendary Metal Monster within, eager for blood and/or first degree pinky burns, or if it's just a rookie with no fight in it - time will tell.. contrary to Adam's many announcements about this site's BBQ Smackdown feature, today's grilling was uneventful, and thus did not qualify as a scoreboard match
Adam & Porsche spent ages making homemade Mounds & Almond Joys with some of the coconuts, including some for the Have-nots using chocolate protein drinks for the coating.. Jeff grilled up some catfish but Jordan didn't think much of it - she & Shelly still aren't eating much.. Rachel laid under a blanket in the purple lounge, looking sad and looking around, and feigning sleep when called to dinner.. many of them slept much of the day away, which happens every season and usually before now.. Lawon woke up announcing how horny he was, which seemed to disgust some feedsters a lot more than Jordan's everlasting period & poop stories - go figure
Adam's 40th birthday arrived at midnight with toasts, silliness, and a game of homemade Twister.. Jeff & Jordan finally met with Kalia just after Showtime to patch things up: Jordan apologized, Jeff talked tough again, Kalia reiterated that she'll never put up Jordan, and not much else was accomplished.. Jeff wrapped up a baggie of "scabs" (leftover bits of meat) in a coconut shell as a birthday gift.. Adam grilled again and the five Haves sat down to family dinner at 2.30am while the four Have-nots chatted outside
End of an elf (Friday)Adam's suit came off with a ceremony - flashback 8/5 11.43am.. they all spoke up about what they liked about his elf, and then he was back to himself
The trivia took them away to a very long food comp, apparently involving cocktails made of good & gross foods designed by each other, and they had to drink them all and/or identify the ingredients.. feeds came back to Jordan crying - a rare occurrence - and Jeff consoling and peptalking her
Jeff, Jordan, Rachel and Shelly lost and are Have-nots.. they got catfish and coconuts as their supplement and as usual, it left a huge mess that wasted a lot of food and required a lot of cleanup.. tension is mounting between all the females in various combinations, like it does
Oh, and they got the grill
Fireworks before and after nomsKalia held some meetings, including one with Jeff & Jordan where she told them she wants to put up Jeff with Rachel since she needs a strong veto player to get Rachel out.. both argued that was faulty logic, that others could go up against her and make it certain.. Jordan got snippy and said they already knew Kalia was going to do that, that she was in a bad mood, and walked out.. Jeff stayed and got fired up, saying Kalia hadn't been his target before but now she is, and if he's evicted & comes back, he'll be gunning for her - flashback 8/5 5.07pm
When he left, Kalia was deep in thought and looked worried.. Diary left her no time to think about it or consult with Daniele: they called her into Diary right away and the trivia took them away again for noms
Rachel & Jeff were nominated, and feeds came back to Rachel in tears again, she can never win the $500k, she'll be nominated every week, Kalia said mean things to her at noms, and she wants to leave.. Jordan tried to talk her down, to the point of yelling at her.. Shelly told Rachel to go sort it out with Kalia, but Jordan shouted "No!" which surprised Jeff
Upstairs, Kalia & Daniele were watching it all on spyscreen and hearing the shouts come up the stairs.. Kalia asked "What did I say that was mean?" so hopefully if the "catty" comment was used at noms, CBS will show it Sunday.. next thing you know, Kalia broke into uncontrollable sobs, and Daniele peptalked her
It just kept going from there: Jeff & Shelly had a falling out but patched it up with a pinky swear, Rachel & Kalia made it up but not really, and so on and so on.. I can't even try to recap this clusterflock of a day - I'm going back to the stuff I find fun about BB, and playing my BB drinking game
Ratings - Clusterflock and Fallout editionRatings are based on entertainment value. As tired, stressed and in need of a day off as I am, this is the only game in town where I can tweet "they wrapped the baggie of scabs inside a coconut" and a few thousand people will understand what it means.
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8/7 Adam's 40th birthday
8/7 CBS 8pm Food comp, nominations, assorted dramas
8/8 Veto meeting
8/10 CBS 8pm Veto comp, veto meeting, assorted dramas
8/11 CBS 9pm Revive-a-Hamster
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AMERICA'S AEMRICA'S VOTE
Revive-a-Hamster: Who should compete with August 11's evictee for revival? Vote at CBS.com
Keith - Cassi - Dominic - Brendon
I strongly urge you DO NOT VOTE! Send the message that we're tired of their endless Has-beens twists
Which food supplement should the Have-nots get?
> Coconuts & catfish
Thursday's live show remained in first place with 7.3 million viewers, 4.6 rating and 7 share, ahead of 'Expedition Impossible' on ABC with 4.8/2.9/5, 'Glee' rerun on FOX with 2.9/1.9/3, and 'The Office' and '30 Rock' reruns on NBC with 2.4/1.6/3 and 2.05/1.4/2 respectively.
For perspective, 'Jersey Shore' had 8.8 million viewers.
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News & updatesRevive-a-Hamster is on! The winner of the viewer poll of the four evictees to date will compete with next week's evictee to go back in. Hamsterwatch strongly encourages you DO NOT VOTE in order to send a message that we're sick of their Has-beens twists.
Considering the revival, it was unusual they aired Kalia's scathing farewell to Brendon, since none of the others heard anything negative in their farewells.
Normally we'd be at jury now with nine left (seven jurors plus two finalists), but next week we'll subtract one and add one, leaving us with the final guaranteed jury (and six weeks extra pay for them.)
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LINES OF THE DAYSaturday:
Shelly to Rachel:
Brendon's a human being, he's not Superman - you really need to get real on that
As long as I'm still learning, it's good - I'm still on this side of the dirt
Don't ever let your spouse complete you - they should enhance you
Rachel: I've got to get my fight back
About reviving Rachel in her emotional state:
Jordan: Maybe they wouldn't send her back
Jeff: Are you kidding?! It's reality tv, they pray for somebody like that
B-Side Blog: Good evening, I'm Julie Chen, and I've been on a motorcycle
Jordan: Porsche does nothing! She walks around in a freaking bathing suit and does NOTHING
Jeff: You're just at a breaking point, it's okay to cry
Jordan: I know we can do it, we did it last time
Jeff: We can do it, love
Jordan: It's almost like it's just me, you and Rachel
Jeff about the comp: Shelly wasn't even paying attention, she didn't care
Shelly to Kalia: You have to be careful with Porsche, she will twist the story to be what she wants it to be
Jordan to Kalia: There's a lot of people in here that are dead weight, that if they come back, who cares?
Jeff to Kalia: Good luck to you in this game, and I'll see you at veto
Rachel: I've been playing a good social game
Jordan: I've been very vocal - normally I'm very quiet
Shelly: People love that drama!
Rachel: I wish I could just be a floater and just float through this game, and not have all this drama
LINKS OF THE DAYB-Side Blog with Thursday's show
DogDave BB13 yea he goes insane sometimes, but he posts all the flashback times you need
24/7 feeds - SuperPass free trial see everything happen before it gets edited into something else for tv
BB adult pics & links - explicit! Includes Brendon's Penisgate
CBS Big Brother 13 the official site
All my BB 13 links merchandise, other BB sites, everyone's Twitter.
Some of the best of the best:
Attwx Remembers Big Brother
I Hate Big Brother
Hamsterwatch shirts, mugs, more
Sir LinksALot Big Brother 13
CBS BB East Coast live feed
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLYSex events: 2
Brendon/Rachel 7/25 3.10am
Brendon/Rachel 7/11 3.32am
Sex events cancelled by knee-jabbing:
1 Brendon/Rachel 7/26 2.54am
Major fights/house meetings: 1
Brendon, Jordan, Dominic, Kalia, Jeff, Daniele plus supporting players 7/27 1.18pm
Noteworthy fights: 5
Rachel vs Daniele 8/3 3.52pm
Brendon vs Kalia 7/27 12.52pm
Brendon vs Daniele 7/25 10.55am
Rachel vs Cassi 7/17 8.25pm
Brendon vs Rachel (ongoing)
Pinky swears: 4
Jordan/Dominic 7/17 3.37pm
Jordan/Kalia 7/18 11.27pm
Jordan/Rachel 7/21 10.03pm
Jeff/Shelly 8/5 9.15pm
Striptease shows: 2
Brendon/Rachel 8/2 10.36pm
'The Soup' mentions: 1
Adam <3 Tori, Hofftacular comp & visit
Beyond BB scandals: 1
Jeff & Dumbledoregate
Nominee speech scorchers: 1 Dominic
Premature exits: 1 Dick
Absentee hamsters: 1 Jason
CBS goofs: 15
- Misspelled AMERICA
- Revival poll & Brendon's eviction posted a day early
- Pauley Perrette in BB 'Newest Photos'
- All noobs are Alan Cumming
- Called noms 'eviction ceremony'
- Cassi's exit interview bla bla bla
- Survivor Jenna Morasca at ComicCon in Jordan's HOH pics
- Cassi misspelled by Allison Grodner
- Golden Ticket Holder 7/17 show
- Julie congratulating Jordan for her 'first HOH win' 7/14 show
- Forgot to move Julie to The Talk
- Labeling Jeff as Dominic
- Premature show schedule
- 3am wrong trivia screen
- Typo 'Evil' Dick
(I'm not even tracking out-of-sequences on the CBS shows or the Showtime crawl errors)
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