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Hamsters are now in hotel sequester and will be moving into the habitat any day now

The premiere is July 9. The feeds will probably kick on at 9pm PT/midnight ET that night, along with Showtime

CBS shows will air Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8

Ross (The Intern) Mathews will do post-eviction shows every Friday

I don't know but am guessing/hoping we'll have weekly visits from Craig Ferguson again (even though they've revived the 'no outside contact' catchphrase)

There will be four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats. We don't yet know how they'll be assigned.

Teamies of the HOH cannot be nominated.

Comps will determine living conditions for the teams. The losers will live in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.

Viewer votes will determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.

There will be a 13th hamster. We don't yet know who that will be or how it'll work.

Promises of a 'green' habitat have apparently been grossly exaggerated: they still have the washer & dryer (rats!) not to mention tons of TV lights, but they did get recycling bins and a compost machine.

Feeds will have new replay options such as the ability to select a date & time to see what you missed - or to rewatch what you just can't believe and have to see again!


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    It's official

    We're back in high school - ugh.. the teams are popular, athletes, brainiacs, and off-beats (formerly outcasts)

    A 13th hamster of some sort will join them at some point, with some sort of advantage for someone.. I guess we'll just have to do a wait 'n see there

    They'll play in teams of Haves versus Have-nots, with the losers taking cold showers, sleeping in a jail cell with the lights always on, and eating slop plus additional food restrictions that viewers will have a say on

    It's pretty much the same cast we expected, right down to the his & hers bikini models and the lovemuscle, but we know the labels and typecasting wear off pretty fast in there, and when the individuality and personal baggage makes itself known is when the real fun begins

    And.. we're off!

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    There are more sites & blogs jumping on the Big Brother bandwagon every season.. some are run by teams of people and some (like this one) are one-person efforts, and there's a ton of competition between them.. most of you visit various sites on a daily basis, but in all honesty, everyone wants your sign-up click

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    Daily Ratings - Phony Bios Edition

    Ratings will usually be based on entertainment value - everyone gets complimentary neutrals for now, but face-value first impressions are in effect. Their (sketchy) CBS stats are posted below and their official phony and/or exaggerated bios are linked.. I've added my own Most Likely To category (since it's the High School season), and am adding more snap judgments based largely on Ross Mathews' interviews (see sidebar Links of the Day). Links to the hamsters' own sites are appearing gradually on my links page as new stuff is discovered. Start memorizing those names!

    Update BB5/7 Diane Henry's extended interviews are now being posted at - links are being added below as each hamster's shows up.. because of their length and because they're unedited, these always give us the absolute best pre-feeds insight of everything floating around out there

    Don't even get me started on the 13th Question Mark! Rumors of BB9 Sheila Kennedy showing up have not been well received. The 'Early Show' website showed Wednesday as 'Wednessday, July 1' so that's a hint that their quality control is still a bit off, and it didn't mention hamster intros in the 'Coming Up' section, so BB is still a low priority for CBS.

    I have little hope for them. Their edit of the one-day journalist run-through was like watching a rerun of every season, the rumored twists sound silly (high school? really??), and I'm betting the Showtime hours will be more staged than ever and as phony as 'The Hills'. But I'll strive to keep an open mind and hope we have some explosive, tweaky, unique personalities along with a trainwreck or two to keep us amused. Julie's expanding baby bump will be the thing to watch on CBS this season, along with her choices of maternity outfits - her size zero days are over for awhile.

    Braden Bacha - 28 - single
    surfer actormodel
    Santa Monica, CA
    CBS bio - video interview

    Most likely to swagger and mirror-flex

    The phoniest bio so far, he's done bikini modeling, acting, and appeared nekkid onscreen. He'll be the season's designated DiGiorno spokesmodel but he also said his favorite pizza is a 'pet peeve'.

    Casey Turner - 41 - married/2 sons
    teacher, DJ
    Lakeland, FL
    CBS bio

    Most likely to get on everyone's nerves (tie)

    He may be in way over his head: nervous, thinking not-funny & not-cool are funny & cool, and acting like DJing is akin to space travel in a homemade rocket. Plus his 5th graders & their parents will tear him apart if he slips up (and they all slip up).

    Chima Simone - 32 - single
    freelance journalist
    West Hollywood, CA
    CBS bio - video interview

    Most likely to be typecast by CBS editors

    Her self-proclaimed 'big personality' has gotten her fired in the past.. that happens in this job too, only it's called 'evicted'. She shows a lot of promise for bitching about others behind their backs, so that's something.

    Jeff Schroeder - 31 - single
    advertising sales
    Norridge, IL
    CBS bio

    Most likely to flirt

    He 'has a feeling' he's going to win, but his strategy is having no strategy. My Magic 8-Ball says 'Outlook not so good'.

    Jordan Lloyd - 22 - single
    waitress, party girl
    Matthews, NC
    CBS bio - video interview

    Most likely to have sex

    Her boobies are only three weeks old: 'nuff said.

    Kevin Campbell - 29 - single/gay
    graphic designer
    Chula Vista, CA
    CBS bio - video interview

    Most likely to be a fan favorite

    The usual BB helping of 'Can I have extra gay on that?' If he doesn't turn out to be likable, he might be good for a few major hissy fits.

    Laura Crosby - 21 - single
    bikini model
    Atlanta, GA
    CBS bio

    Most likely to be equally loved & hated by fans

    She says she's leaving emotions at the door - well pfftt, that's no fun.

    Lydia Tavera - 24 - single/bi
    makeup artist, former nanny
    Torrance, CA
    CBS bio - video interview

    Most likely to be caught nekkid

    After the requisite tattoo story to Ross that we'll all get tired of fast, he gave her good solid advice to make an alliance fast, with an unlikely partner.

    Michele Noonan - 27 - married
    Pasadena, CA
    CBS bio - video interview

    Most likely to get on everyone's nerves (tie)

    She claims to be a huge fan, which makes it even odder that she volunteered for this.. I mean c'mon, she's got a PhD!

    Natalie Martinez - 24 - single
    martial artist
    Gilbert, AZ
    CBS bio - video interview

    Most likely to float

    She claims to be 'very competitive and very strong', which is believable (unless it's a comp that requires more than 102 lbs) but as we all know, comps aren't everything. And some are mental.

    Ronnie Talbott - 30 - married
    gamer, student?
    Belpre, OH
    CBS bio - video interview

    Most likely to be fun and/or funny

    Ubergeek? Yep, but if he's playing strategy games and not just shooters, he could be the one to watch. Plus he knows his BB history.. maybe he's a hamsterwatcher.

    Russell Kairouz - 24 - single
    lovemuscle, real estate broker, martial artist
    Walnut Creek, CA
    CBS bio - video interview

    Most likely to inspire photochops

    He seems really proud of that Lovemuscle tag for some reason.. it's possible it's all he's got.

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