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Jeff won Head of Household
Kevin & Natalie are nominated
Jeff holds veto
Russell & Michele are Have-nots
Which additional food item should Have-nots get with slop?
> Churros & chitlins
Thursday's eviction was second for the hour with a 2.4 rating and 9 share, behind football on FOX with 2.6/9, and ahead of 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' on ABC with 1.4/5 and '30 Rock' & 'Parks and Recreation' reruns on NBC with 1.1/4 & 0.9/3.
Veto meeting Monday
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday
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LIVE FEEDS HIGHLIGHTS
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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index
Finale is September 15 - two hours
The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies
Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie
Food comps determine living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on (now over); cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
Sadly, Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.
|Days 48 & 49 - August 21 & 22, 2009
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Here goes Jordan again (Saturday)
It's so not-unusual for Jordan to flash her goodies that few even comment or cap it anymore, but you guys have been enjoying the unplanned crotch shots series, so I might as well post Jordan's latest towel event here - that's one advantage to having my own server and not having to worry about rules on a blog host (more caps are in the Forum)
Jordan did this one with Jeff in the room, though I don't know if he saw it or not.. he'd just won the veto in the recycled OTEV comp, where they had to run around, grab answers, and throw them at the tiki god.. Casey was involved: it sounds like he did pre-recorded comments
Jorff are still saying they want to backdoor Russell - I still can't figure out why they didn't do that on Thursday when he would have been gone in 60 seconds with no explosions or campaigns, and since Lydia was not a threat to anyone, but that's hamsterthink for you.. afterwards Russell slept while the other five discussed the season and the other hamsters to date.. some of it was fun, especially Jeff's ongoing wonder at how Jessie got the girls to fight over him
Not much else happened again, and they got no booze again.. Kevin & Natalie were trying to speak Spanish, then pig latin, then told by Big Brother "STOP THAT!" They didn't stop, and were called to Diary where they were reportedly threatened with expulsion.. the ants have made it to the bathroom
Here we go again (Friday)
Jeff warned Natalie & Kevin they'd be going up, and said they should fight for the veto so Russell could get gone.. afterwards Kevin told Natalie he thinks one of them will go anyway, that the Fractured Foursome would be loyal to each other before them, and Natalie said they should work to get Michele targeted rather than Russell
Michele & Russell got churros & chitlins for their Have-not supplement - remember, Google is your friend.. all six are getting along, and the pool hour peace was only shattered by Natalie screaming about a bug - twice.. Jeff put up Kevin & Natalie as planned, despite yet another pointless waffle session after a long Diary visit
Not much else happened, they got no booze, resulting in one of the dullest nights of feeds ever, so this will be a two-fer episode combined with Saturday.. as of 2am they still haven't locked down the backyard to build a veto comp - maybe it'll be a night-time event
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8/21 - 1.27pm - F3 - A bug 'terrorizes' Natalie, twice
8/21 - 6.45pm - F1/2 - Jeff tells Russell about his Europe trip, then Michelle & Kevin
8/22 - 4.40pm - F1/2 - Jorff discuss their agenda, after the veto comp
8/22 - 7.45pm - F3/4 - Russell pleads his case to Jeff
8/22 - 8:08pm - Quads - Blankiegate (8:08pm F1/2 and 8:12pm F3/4)
8/22 - 8.45pm - F1/2 - Kevin & Natalie make promises to Jeff
8/23 - 12:47am - F3/4 - Dissecting Jessie & Lydia sex again
8/23 - 1.15am - F3/4 - Jeff gets grilled about the kind of girls he likes
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LINES OF THE DAY
Jeff to Jordan: This season's all about saving energy, so from now on we should shower together.. I care about the environment
Jeff: Competitions are so much funner when you win
Kevin: Obviously I would like to..
Jeff: To have a chat?
Kevin: To be taken off the block
Jeff to Natalie: You're 18 - wait til you're 24
Jeff about Jessie: What does he have, a two foot cock that spins around?
Kevin about Jessie: He's an asshole.. they can't edit him any other way
Jeff to Kevin & Natalie: What's my assurances? Let's talk Jeff
Kevin about the big pig latin bust: It was as if we threw a microphone
Jeff: D-R, H-O-H, P-O-V, F-U-C-K
Jordan: Is this just me, or am I just weird?
Jordan: Have you ever walked in being really drunk and peed on the floor?
Russell to Michele: Where the fuck did we go wrong?
Jeff: I don't like them talking behind my back
Ross Mathews about & to Lydia: What IS this girl's strategy?
Ross: How was Jessie as a little lover?
Lydia: 1 to 10 scale, a 4 - the boy needs some skills
Natalie about the bug: Big Brother, please don't play that on tv! Maybe they didn't get it - the camera's that way
Kevin: Can we please get a roller skating competition? An origami competition?
Kevin before noms: I feel like now we're actually playing Big Brother
Michele: Was that a Freudian slip or intentional? The 'We need to evict two people'
Jeff: Oh, because you know why? 'Cause it's the eviction ceremony
Russell to Jeff: Out of these people left, I'll never put you up and I'll never vote against you
Kevin: I'm afraid of butterflies
LINKS OF THE DAY
Ross Mathews interviews Lydia
Julie's extended 'Early Show' interview with Lydia
LadyTex on the HOH comp
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Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: ½ - Jeff/Jordan
Nominee speech scorchers: 3
-Chima, Casey, Ronnie
Premature exits: 1 - Chima
Major fights: 10
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
-Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
-Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
-Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 6 of 7 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
-Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
-Creepy eulogy & Chima's drowned mic
BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
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