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SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU
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POWER STATUS
Jeff won Head of Household
Kevin & Natalie are nominated
Jeff holds veto
Russell & Michele are Have-nots
AMERICA'S CHOICE
Which additional food item should Have-nots get with slop?
> Churros & chitlins
RATINGS WATCH
Thursday's eviction was second for the hour with a 2.4 rating and 9 share, behind football on FOX with 2.6/9, and ahead of 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' on ABC with 1.4/5 and '30 Rock' & 'Parks and Recreation' reruns on NBC with 1.1/4 & 0.9/3.
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Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday
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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index
FAQ
Finale is September 15 - two hours
The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies
Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie
Food comps determine living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on (now over); cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
Sadly, Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.
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Here goes Jordan again (Saturday)
It's so not-unusual for Jordan to flash her goodies that few even comment or cap it anymore, but you guys have been enjoying the unplanned crotch shots series, so I might as well post Jordan's latest towel event here - that's one advantage to having my own server and not having to worry about rules on a blog host (more caps are in the Forum)Jordan did this one with Jeff in the room, though I don't know if he saw it or not.. he'd just won the veto in the recycled OTEV comp, where they had to run around, grab answers, and throw them at the tiki god.. Casey was involved: it sounds like he did pre-recorded comments
Jorff are still saying they want to backdoor Russell - I still can't figure out why they didn't do that on Thursday when he would have been gone in 60 seconds with no explosions or campaigns, and since Lydia was not a threat to anyone, but that's hamsterthink for you.. afterwards Russell slept while the other five discussed the season and the other hamsters to date.. some of it was fun, especially Jeff's ongoing wonder at how Jessie got the girls to fight over him
Not much else happened again, and they got no booze again.. Kevin & Natalie were trying to speak Spanish, then pig latin, then told by Big Brother "STOP THAT!" They didn't stop, and were called to Diary where they were reportedly threatened with expulsion.. the ants have made it to the bathroom
Here we go again (Friday)
Jeff warned Natalie & Kevin they'd be going up, and said they should fight for the veto so Russell could get gone.. afterwards Kevin told Natalie he thinks one of them will go anyway, that the Fractured Foursome would be loyal to each other before them, and Natalie said they should work to get Michele targeted rather than RussellMichele & Russell got churros & chitlins for their Have-not supplement - remember, Google is your friend.. all six are getting along, and the pool hour peace was only shattered by Natalie screaming about a bug - twice.. Jeff put up Kevin & Natalie as planned, despite yet another pointless waffle session after a long Diary visit
Not much else happened, they got no booze, resulting in one of the dullest nights of feeds ever, so this will be a two-fer episode combined with Saturday.. as of 2am they still haven't locked down the backyard to build a veto comp - maybe it'll be a night-time event
Feeds highlights
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8/21 - 1.27pm - F3 - A bug 'terrorizes' Natalie, twice
8/21 - 6.45pm - F1/2 - Jeff tells Russell about his Europe trip, then Michelle & Kevin
8/22 - 4.40pm - F1/2 - Jorff discuss their agenda, after the veto comp
8/22 - 7.45pm - F3/4 - Russell pleads his case to Jeff
8/22 - 8:08pm - Quads - Blankiegate (8:08pm F1/2 and 8:12pm F3/4)
8/22 - 8.45pm - F1/2 - Kevin & Natalie make promises to Jeff
8/23 - 12:47am - F3/4 - Dissecting Jessie & Lydia sex again
8/23 - 1.15am - F3/4 - Jeff gets grilled about the kind of girls he likes
Random caps of the day
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Daily Ratings - Doldrums X 2 edition
Two day combo ratings are based on entertainment value
  
Saturday: Does anyone really believe they'd expel two more hamsters at this late date? For pig latin? Eally-ray?? And what happened to booze deliveries?Friday:Nominations were kind of fun today, considering they ran the 'preparing for tonight's live show' screen as usual during trivia, and then replaced it with the control room where we could see the noms table, bringing fond memories of peeking through the fishies to find out who was getting nom'd or veto'd in the olden days. On the upside, the ants are getting stronger and have moved into the beds. |
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Team Jock Won: Hawaii tripHEAD OF HOUSEHOLD HOLDS VETO Saturday: It's funny how he & Jordan went from winning nothing to winning everything, but that's what's happened. He's becoming a little bit of a cocky winner but fortunately his fun came back with some funny stories and excellent one-liners, so we can excuse his idiotic plan for the moment and hope he comes to his senses before he kills the rest of the season for us all by keeping Natalie over Russell. Friday: He only saved himself from a negative Friday with his skiing story, confusing noms with eviction, and teaching Jordan to play Go Fish. Otherwise he's pretty much been a drip again with all game talk all the time, yet he can't/won't think about jury votes? He broke the rules today by telling his nominees they'd be going up ahead of time, but nobody cares in there or out here. |
 
Team PopularSaturday: She's come back to herself a bit too, although the same disclaimer applies here as Jeff's regarding her new BFF Natalie. I'm sorry to any of you who are offended by her towel flash topping today's page, but she's the one who keeps doing it - please don't blame the messenger. Friday: She's had the longest case of PMS in history: just call it stress, tired or grumpy, already. Listening to her read blueberry muffin directions was kind of cute, but if she doesn't stop the nonstop game talk, stop the grouching, stop sleeping too much, and stop believing whatever Natalie says, I might be done with her. |
 
Team Offbeat Won: $10,000NOMINATED Saturday: He keeps trying to come out and be his own person/player, but he keeps getting sucked into Natalie's Vortex of Evil. Unfortunately for him, he's not getting sucked into the part of it that's labelled 'safe from eviction'. Friday: Day 48 and he decided today he's finally playing the game? He's talked more in the last 48 hours than he has those in all those 48 days combined, but we still aren't seeing that fun guy who shows up in Diary. |
  
Team BrainSaturday: A little healthy paranoia is never a bad thing when it comes to hamsters, but she's becoming a miseryguts about it lately. Sure, she's on her fourth week of slop and numbers are thinning to where everyone's targeting everyone but her crying over blankiegate was just ridiculous, as was her whining to Russell later about everything and everyone. Suck it up and tough it out if you expect to get to finals, Dr Michele! Friday: Those concerned about Natalie's hygiene should take note that Have-not Michele has not showered for two days now. She & Russell talked each other's ears off all night but both of their stories were reruns, and I have a feeling the first time I heard them was when they told them to each other. |
 
Team Jock Won: Phone callNOMINATED Saturday: Yesterday's bug attack is over and she's back to her usual ways. True, she's deviously brilliant game-wise, but hamsterwatching-wise, she's still the chief icky. Friday: Easy easy ups for jumping and screaming about a bug - not once, but twice. Also mad props to her for going to bed very, very early. |
 
Team Jock Won: $10,000, MassageSaturday: He seems to suspect something's up but he can't get anyone to confirm that he's on his way out the door, and that's about as frustrating here as it is for him. I really hope he doesn't go but if he does indeed go up as a veto replacement on Monday, I hope he'll give us another patented explosion.. he'll have reason to this time. Friday: See Michele with the exception that he took an illegal hot shower today. |
    Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV, 1 week Captain Unitard She gave HJs & a condom event for safety, then seemed to really be crushing on Jessie - against all odds. She whined, fake-cried & babytalked too much, was volatile, and the only creative one, making an amazing trashbag suit and Play-doh creations. She shlurred her screams about her catsuit costume but later wore it without complaint, and well. She may have been a damage control exit due to Mills-McCartney Nannygate but we'll never know for sure. |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too. |
   Team Jock Won: $2,500 He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone! |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most. |
   Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team. |
  BB10 Brian Hart Team Brain
 BB8 Jessica Hughbanks Team Popular
 BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis Team Offbeat |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Saturday:
Jeff to Jordan: This season's all about saving energy, so from now on we should shower together.. I care about the environment
Jeff: Competitions are so much funner when you win
Kevin: Obviously I would like to..
Jeff: To have a chat?
Kevin: To be taken off the block
Jeff to Natalie: You're 18 - wait til you're 24
Jeff about Jessie: What does he have, a two foot cock that spins around?
Kevin about Jessie: He's an asshole.. they can't edit him any other way
Jeff to Kevin & Natalie: What's my assurances? Let's talk Jeff
Kevin about the big pig latin bust: It was as if we threw a microphone
Jeff: D-R, H-O-H, P-O-V, F-U-C-K
Jordan: Is this just me, or am I just weird?
Jordan: Have you ever walked in being really drunk and peed on the floor?
Russell to Michele: Where the fuck did we go wrong?
Jeff: I don't like them talking behind my back
Friday:
Ross Mathews about & to Lydia: What IS this girl's strategy?
Ross: How was Jessie as a little lover?
Lydia: 1 to 10 scale, a 4 - the boy needs some skills
Natalie about the bug: Big Brother, please don't play that on tv! Maybe they didn't get it - the camera's that way
Kevin: Can we please get a roller skating competition? An origami competition?
Kevin before noms: I feel like now we're actually playing Big Brother
Michele: Was that a Freudian slip or intentional? The 'We need to evict two people'
Jeff: Oh, because you know why? 'Cause it's the eviction ceremony
Russell to Jeff: Out of these people left, I'll never put you up and I'll never vote against you
Kevin: I'm afraid of butterflies
Saturday:
Jeff to Jordan: This season's all about saving energy, so from now on we should shower together.. I care about the environment
Jeff: Competitions are so much funner when you win
Kevin: Obviously I would like to..
Jeff: To have a chat?
Kevin: To be taken off the block
Jeff to Natalie: You're 18 - wait til you're 24
Jeff about Jessie: What does he have, a two foot cock that spins around?
Kevin about Jessie: He's an asshole.. they can't edit him any other way
Jeff to Kevin & Natalie: What's my assurances? Let's talk Jeff
Kevin about the big pig latin bust: It was as if we threw a microphone
Jeff: D-R, H-O-H, P-O-V, F-U-C-K
Jordan: Is this just me, or am I just weird?
Jordan: Have you ever walked in being really drunk and peed on the floor?
Russell to Michele: Where the fuck did we go wrong?
Jeff: I don't like them talking behind my back
Friday:
Ross Mathews about & to Lydia: What IS this girl's strategy?
Ross: How was Jessie as a little lover?
Lydia: 1 to 10 scale, a 4 - the boy needs some skills
Natalie about the bug: Big Brother, please don't play that on tv! Maybe they didn't get it - the camera's that way
Kevin: Can we please get a roller skating competition? An origami competition?
Kevin before noms: I feel like now we're actually playing Big Brother
Michele: Was that a Freudian slip or intentional? The 'We need to evict two people'
Jeff: Oh, because you know why? 'Cause it's the eviction ceremony
Russell to Jeff: Out of these people left, I'll never put you up and I'll never vote against you
Kevin: I'm afraid of butterflies
LINKS OF THE DAY
Ross Mathews interviews Lydia
Julie's extended 'Early Show' interview with Lydia
LadyTex on the HOH comp
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Julie's extended 'Early Show' interview with Lydia
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EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: ½ - Jeff/Jordan
Nominee speech scorchers: 3
-Chima, Casey, Ronnie
Premature exits: 1 - Chima
Major fights: 10
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
Chima/Natalie/Michele
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
-Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
-Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
-Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 6 of 7 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Jordan's time-telling
-Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
-Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
-Creepy eulogy & Chima's drowned mic
BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
