I don't care who wins, I'm just here for the cheap entertainment.. the cheaper, the better
SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU
This site is about the Big Brother 11 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me. It also isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why, who's fun and who's dull. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior.
THE FIGHTS & SEX HAVE BEGUN
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POWER STATUS
Ronnie is Head of Household
Nobody is nominated
There are currently no Have-nots
RATINGS WATCH
Thursday's eviction show had its lowest ratings yet, but it still won the hour with a 1.9 rating and 7 share, ahead of a 'Bones' rerun on FOX with 1.4/5, and a JK Rowling special on ABC and a '30 Rock' rerun on NBC, both with 1.1/4.
Nominations on Friday
Haves/Have-nots comp Friday, probably with BB10 Dan Gheesling
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
Ross (The Intern) Mathews will do post-eviction shows every Friday
Express Lunch with MissyZ and BB8 Chelsia Hart is on SuperPass Thursdays & Fridays at noon Pacific/3pm Eastern. Call-in number is 1-877-576-3348.
I am hoping we'll have weekly visits from Craig Ferguson again (even though they've revived the 'no outside contact' catchphrase)
LIVE FEEDS HIGHLIGHTS
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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index
FAQ
There are four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH cannot be nominated, but they can compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Comps determine living conditions for the teams. The losers live in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes will determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman
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After Tropical Storm Laura last night and all the rampant waffling everywhere, it's always fun to see them crammed into HOH on live show days so the crew to do rehearsals and the like.. they were pretty quiet but I would imagine an awkward tension filled the roomThe trivia came and the live show, and Chima's speech was bleeped even for the East Coast, but Hamsterwatcher DrunkEnough was in the studio and reports Chima repeated the "beaner" comment as well as "He called YOU a whore, Julie, yes he did!" which was followed by studio gasps, a shocked Julie, and a rattled crew.. the "Early Show" taping had to be delayed, and the pièce de résistance? Julie's hubby and babydaddy Les Moonves (CEO of CBS) was there tonight!
Braden was assured the TV audience didn't hear it, nobody eliminated Ronnie (what?!), the feeds came back, and Chima was screaming at Michele & Natalie in turn.. big fun tonight!
From the I Told You Department, when it's a sure thing who's going to be evicted, do not let them suck you into their waffling no matter how hard they try: it never pans out
Feeds highlights
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7/15 - 2am - F2 - Casey confirms he knows Jessie (20 minutes in)
7/16 - 6pm - All - Post-eviction housewide meltdown
7/16 - 10pm - All - Ronnie's HOH room & letter
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Daily Ratings - First Eviction: Now It's Real edition
VTE = Voted to Evict
Ratings are based on entertainment value
  
It was a shocker of a show, but that was all Chima's doing but unfortunately for all concerned, it'll never make the clipdown shows since it was bleeped even for the East Coast. TV-only viewers must have been reeling since they butchered the Race Riot into a little spat over nothing, but at least it explained Braden's exit - maybe? No mention of Lydia practically accusing him of being a molester, but she got loads of airtime tonight (although not much that was relevant) and she's now been cast in the Angry Latina Woman role. I'm not sure where that leaves Natalie but CBS has forgotten she's there anyway.Apparently they have finally realized their blunder of recasting Jessie since he went from 60 to zero since Tuesday's show, and they showed a Lydia/Casey convo like it was a pivotal event. Still, they seated Jeff & Russell side by side to ask about their days-old spat and they made sure to get Braden changing shorts under a towel, and that's what matters, right? They also included Jordan saying 'they think we're dumb' but they haven't included any of her dumb stuff so the irony opportunity they'd usually jump all over was wasted. Feeds-wise, I really like the new motion-included control room version of fishies, but it'd be SO much more fun if it was live. |
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Team OffbeatVTE Chima I was half hoping we'd get a double DQ eviction for him & Jessie not playing by the rules, but the rules don't seem to apply. After all, reality tv isn't governed by the famous game show laws - it's classed as 'entertainment' like professional wrestling. I figure Jessie's going to use Big Brother 11 as his WWE audition tape - maybe his buddy Casey's hoping to land the 'Let's get ready to rummmmmble' guy's job. |
 
Team BrainNo vote (nominee) Super easy ups for that speech! And double ups for the screaming when the feeds came back! She pretty much guaranteed herself safety for an extended stay since none of those image-conscious hamsters want to have their dirty laundry exaggerated and aired on primetime TV like she did Braden's. To add to her already dubious casting ties, tonight she said she's met Marcellas before. |
 
Team JockVTE Chima He just gets better every day. He's starting to sound like BB5 Marvin now, since he's got no alliance, his teamies hate him, and his crush keeps saying she couldn't like him 'like that'. Plus he's a hot-head and good for fireworks. My guess is he'll be one of Ronnie's noms or veto replacement, but here's hoping he sticks. |
  
Team JockVTE Braden (tiebreaker) He remains on ignore, and will get an empty cage before his time for the second time if he survives this week. |
 
Team PopularVTE Chima She was alternately deflated and pissed off after losing one of her teamies, and who can blame her? She's stuck with just Laura now! Tonight she was informed by Michele not to use 'that's gay' or 'fag' around her since it offends her because she's bi, and someone else told her not to say that stuff around Kevin because it offends him, but nobody bothers to tell her to not use that language period, so you can't really blame her. She declared Jessie as 'the biggest douchebag EVER' and I'm hoping that doesn't offend feminine hygiene product aficionados. She also said that racism is a thing of the past and she believes it.. bless her pointy lil head. |
 
Team OffbeatVTE Braden He's definitely a non-houseguest now. I mean really, the first live show and the fashionista who promised something like 'this designer is going to rock the house!' shows up in yellow plaid flannel and horn rims? Umm, I don't think so. |
 
Team PopularVTE Chima She needs captions: 'What She Said' and 'What She Really Means'. You know, when she says something like 'I know you're smart enough to figure that out' it really means 'I'm smarter than you are', and 'You look cute in that' really means 'I look better than you do'. She had another meltdown after tonight's dramatics and I want to see her on the block so bad I can taste it. If she doesn't go up tomorrow or Sunday and amuse us all with deluxe nervousing (© BB5/7 Cowboy), her bitchy condescending act will likely get stale and lose its appeal. |
 
Team OffbeatVTE Braden She was the busiest bee in there for a few days and then nothing. She barely even sucked up to Ronnie tonight which was highly unlike her - maybe she'll catch him tomorrow before noms, or maybe they're the One True Secret Alliance. Either way, she keeps rubbing on Jessie and that only pisses off Natalie, and Natalie can only hold her explosions for so long. |
 
Team BrainVTE Chima I had very high hopes for her, what with her 'they'll be like my lab experiments' promise, but she's been a disappointment. She's letting them all rattle her, especially the girls, and she's starting to crumble. I hope she can pull out of that because if she does crumble, it won't be fun like say, Laura - it'll be sad. |
 
Team JockVTE Braden Her shoulder 'injury' seems to be one of convenience: one minute she's playing pool and the next she's asking Jessie to rub it. Then she's asking Russell to rub it. (Is it even the same shoulder each time?) Then it's fine again and she decides to sleep in the Jail room, on the hard platform thingy, voluntarily, claiming it's due to snorers. Casey's the only real snorer in there and he's not bad.. my guess is it's more like she didn't want to sleep where Jessie & Lydia bedded down together. |
 
Team BrainVTE Braden HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD Anyone who seriously thought he'd voluntarily cut his team to two members against the others' three, three and four really needs to step back from the feeds for an hour or so. If any of them 'had' to win HOH it was him, but seriously, why didn't anyone eliminate him? They've all known he's been playing the weasel game for a week now but they keep forgetting. He was thrilled with his candy basket, his letter from the Lovely Michelle, and his giant bubble maker (although they probably don't have the right brand of detergent to make them work right), but we all know his biggest thrill was knowing he's now in that elite club of hamsters who've called out 'who wants to see my HOH room?' |
 
Team JockVTE Braden He's gaming as hard as any of them but unlike the marathoners and haranguers, he games in handy bite-size pieces. The rest of the time he's providing a fairly accurate running commentary about them all, and coming up with witty repartee like his response to Ronnie's wanting to split the house into two teams to play Play-doh: 'It's already divided, Ron'. |
    Team Popular His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team. |
  BB10 Brian Hart Team Brain
 BB8 Jessica Hughbanks Team Popular
 BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis Team Offbeat |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Ronnie: Michele can suck my balls
Jordan: I hope everyone in America watching right now knows that Jessie is the biggest douchebag EVER
Ronnie, about a modeling clay game: We can divide the house into two teams
Russell: It's already divided, Ron
Jeff: I'm the worst Big Brother player in this house
Ronnie: Michele can suck my balls
Jordan: I hope everyone in America watching right now knows that Jessie is the biggest douchebag EVER
Ronnie, about a modeling clay game: We can divide the house into two teams
Russell: It's already divided, Ron
Jeff: I'm the worst Big Brother player in this house
LINKS OF THE DAY
Julie grills Braden
the extended interview
not on 'The Early Show'
DrunkEnough at Thursday's show
Julie grills Braden
the extended interview
not on 'The Early Show'
DrunkEnough at Thursday's show
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Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan
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BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex acts: 1 Lydia/Jessie
Major fights: 4
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-Beaner race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
Chima/Natalie/Michele
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 1
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
