I don't care who wins, I'm just here for the cheap entertainment.. the cheaper, the better
SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU
This site is about the Big Brother 11 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me. It also isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why, who's fun and who's dull. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior.
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BB11 DRINKING GAME
Take a swig whenever feedmasters zoom in on Lydia's tattoos
POWER STATUS
Jessie is Head of Household
Lydia & Chima are nominated
Russell Lovemuscle holds veto
Team Brain is on slop/jail/cold showers
RATINGS WATCH
Thursday's premiere won its timeslot with a 2.2 rating and 8 share, ahead of 'Bones' on FOX with 1.4/5, '30 Rock' on NBC with 1.2/4, and 'Samantha Who?' on ABC with 1.0/4 (adults 18-49)
Veto meeting is Sunday
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
Ross (The Intern) Mathews will do post-eviction shows every Friday
Express Lunch with MissyZ and BB8 Chelsia Hart is on SuperPass Thursdays & Fridays at noon Pacific/3pm Eastern. Call-in number is 1-877-576-3348.
I am hoping we'll have weekly visits from Craig Ferguson again (even though they've revived the 'no outside contact' catchphrase)
LIVE FEEDS HIGHLIGHTS
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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index
FAQ
There are four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH cannot be nominated.
Comps determine living conditions for the teams. The losers live in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes will determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman
HOW'S THE WEATHER?
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We have showmance
But first.. Natalie started things off early with a big blowout with Jeff for everyone's amusement.. it was our first major fight of the season, and here's hoping we have many more - the sidebar Extracurricular Tally© is already starting to tallyThere's a plan to backdoor Braden for some reason, which got leaked, and much of the day was he said/she said about how it got leaked, followed by who sucks in general because that's how hamsters do these things
Jordan & Jeff are getting pretty cozy and well on their way to a possible showmance - it seems all the more inevitable because she's pretty defensive about people thinking that
Feeds highlights
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7/11 - 11am - F1/2 - Natalie versus Jeff (halfway)
7/11 - 5pm - All - Russell confronts Ronnie about Braden plan, and ensuing fallout around the habitat
7/11 - 9pm - F1 - Michele tries to get Jeff & Braden's attention
7/12 - 12am - All - Jeff makes a speech, and they all rehash it after
Recent random caps of the day - click thumbnails to enlarge or click here to see more
Daily Ratings - First Fight edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value, and there was a lot of it
  
They probably have some excuse about Jessie having zero fans on the CBS site like he was a latecomer, he couldn't be coded into the programming in time, etc etc but it'll be interesting if he suddenly shows up with a few hundred fans tomorrow. Seriously, they have mistakenly decided Jessie's in the 'love to hate' category when that's not the case at all, and I for one am tired of him constantly being on my feeds when there are 12 - count 'em TWELVE others in there. The only good thing about Jessie being back in there is BB10 Steven Daigle's tirades in response to Jessie's inane babble on Twitter. |
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Team PopularHe's the new target du jour for a backdoor exit, and he knows it, but he let everybody else fight it out when the news leaked out that the news had leaked out. He's arrogant and full of himself, but he's also a little dumb and dumb guys can be funny. I don't know why but I'm kind of hoping he sticks.. but he's a lot more expendable to the big picture than either Lydia or Chima, so he might not. |
 
Team OffbeatHe's getting a few fans and it's true, he's not as bad as he'd led us to believe he'd be. But he's not all that either. He came up with some good lines today, but he also said things like 'a-ight' that just sounded wrong coming from him. |
  
Team BrainNOMINATED Apparently she expected a fun summer camp frolic of a reality show but she's coming out a bit and calling out Jessie on some of his BS which is a nice plus - somebody's gotta do it. Her hair alone is totally ups-worthy - it's a show in itself. |
 
Team JockStar of the day with explosions and cussfests, and group explanations, and getting Jordan all hot & bothered. I thought he was going to be invisible but he's turning out to have hamster star potential: he's everything BB5 Drew should have been, but without the drip factor. If he can cut down on the gay slurs, he'd have it made. |
  
Team JockHEAD OF HOUSEHOLD He's on ignore again, just like last year. But since he's always on at least one feed and usually all four, it's getting hard to do. I am pretty sure Mister 'I hate fake' '100% Natural' has a different chin than he had last year. |
 
Team PopularI keep waiting for comedy from her and she's starting to deliver. She keeps calling everyone the wrong name and can't remember terms like 'eviction' and 'HOH'. Half of them are blaming the current troubles on her flirting cycles, and she might eventually end up with a bull's eye on her over that, but she also might end up having the sex on tv she promised her daddy she wouldn't. She reminds me of Kristin Chenoweth. |
 
Team OffbeatThis poor guy can't catch a break. He signed on to get some quality airtime being fabulous and we're lucky to see him for 10 minutes a day. He seems to be the only one Lydia's truly allied with, but I really can't tell with Lydia. |
 
Team PopularShe's a complete miseryguts in there and I'm enjoying that. The girl who has likely always gotten by on her looks ginormous boobies and promised she'd be a femme fatale to make her way through Big Brother 11 isn't having any success at all, and she doesn't know what to do. She's starting to parannoy (© BB5/7 Diane) already which is always fun, suggesting things like Ronnie & Michele are married. Bottom line, the Popular girl isn't, and her girls aren't pulling their weight like they're supposed to. (Pun intended.) |
 
Team OffbeatNOMINATED She's still getting around and dropping bits of Lydia Trivia as she goes: things like she's dyslexic, and her grandmother was a Playboy Club bunny. She has some good costumes but she needs to take a page from BB10 Renny's book and rotate them more frequently. The gigantic white thing on her head yesterday and the shiny silver leggings today both outstayed their welcome by many hours. She swore something 'on her mother's life' to Jordan today but I don't know what it was.. if she breaks whatever promise she made (and she's likely too, since she lies lies lies to everyone all day long), CBS can come back and find the tape. |
 
Team BrainFirst she was wearing F-me heels in the middle of the afternoon, and then she added a skin tight strapless number and leaned all around the pool table area, trying to get Jeff & Braden's attention. She had the same result Laura's been getting (zip), but she survived it and was present, if not very vocal, the rest of the night. She attended the late night failed pool party and failed HOH party like she was one of the spring breakers, and is probably wondering if $500,000 is worth having to try to talk to Jessie like they're on an even mental playing field. |
 
Team JockShe's loud, annoying, and obnoxious, but she can sure stir things up and we like that in a hamster. They're not liking it much though: when she laid down on the lazy susan and demanded 'spin me' nobody did, and the same happened when she demanded 'spin me' in the swively HOH chair. Being Jessie's new BFF might end once his reign of horror does, but even if she doesn't cling irrationally to him for the duration like BB10 Michelle, I predict she's going to end up being despised by fans as much as BB6 Jennifer. |
 
Team BrainI don't get it. This is the guy who's the BB expert and he's doing exactly what got BB10 Brian the big boot, but without the sock puppets. They're all on to him but still he persists showing up everywhere and talking like he's cozy with everyone, when they all know what he's up to. I have a small hope that it's all brilliantly calculated and he's counting on the very short memories that all hamsters have, and that he'll either lay low now for a few weeks or he'll win HOH just when they've all decided to gang up and vote him out. The all day DORK shirt was classic. |
 
Team JockHOLDS VETO He got a little feisty a few times today and continued his odd eating habits, but he goes to bed way too early to be very good watching.. the good stuff almost always happens at night. |
 Didn't make it through the front door: BB10 Brian Hart BB8 Jessica Hughbanks BB5 Michael Cowboy Ellis |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Jeff, on why Natalie went off: It's cuz I'm from Chicago, I guess
Casey: Testosterone's a motherfucker man, testosterone's a beast
Braden: I know people everywhere in the world
Jeff: They don't need to throw more shit into this shitpot
Ronnie: We're already missing two test tubes in the flower plants
Braden: 60 to 70% of the people in this house will never make it in life
Jessie: ..the public offender or whatever you call the guy who represents the state
Casey: I don't know why everything is everybody's business
Jordan: After every elimination thing, they have the competition thing - it's like true or false, yes or no
Jeff, on why Natalie went off: It's cuz I'm from Chicago, I guess
Casey: Testosterone's a motherfucker man, testosterone's a beast
Braden: I know people everywhere in the world
Jeff: They don't need to throw more shit into this shitpot
Ronnie: We're already missing two test tubes in the flower plants
Braden: 60 to 70% of the people in this house will never make it in life
Jessie: ..the public offender or whatever you call the guy who represents the state
Casey: I don't know why everything is everybody's business
Jordan: After every elimination thing, they have the competition thing - it's like true or false, yes or no
LINKS OF THE DAY
Jessie's fan base = zero
Does Jessie have a new chin?
Technotronics chop by Earthdog
Chima's rape story
at History Channel Cold Case Files
Jessie's fan base = zero
Does Jessie have a new chin?
Technotronics chop by Earthdog
Chima's rape story
at History Channel Cold Case Files
Click to see my full list of BB11 links
These are some of my favorites:
24/7 feeds - free trial see everything that happens before it gets edited into something else for tv
No time-out feed links including set-up how-to, plus Real contact info
SuperPass FlashBack instant replay by time/date/feed (requires SuperPass)
Hamsterwatch Twitter - Twitpic
Hamsterwatch Chatroom
Hamsterwatch Forum
BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!
CBS Big Brother 11 the official site
DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town
Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan
Sir LinksALot Big Brother 11 all the links, once again
BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 (Braden)
Shocking true stories: 1 (Chima)
Major fights: 1
Natalie vs. Jeff
'The Soup' mentions:
Wedgie comp + Jessie
