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Big Brother Season 11

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Take a swig whenever feedmasters zoom in on Lydia's tattoos

Jessie is Head of Household
Lydia & Chima are nominated
Russell Lovemuscle holds veto
Team Brain is on slop/jail/cold showers

Thursday's premiere won its timeslot with a 2.2 rating and 8 share, ahead of 'Bones' on FOX with 1.4/5, '30 Rock' on NBC with 1.2/4, and 'Samantha Who?' on ABC with 1.0/4 (adults 18-49)
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Share = % of households watching TV

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Veto meeting is Sunday

CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8

Ross (The Intern) Mathews will do post-eviction shows every Friday

Express Lunch with MissyZ and BB8 Chelsia Hart is on SuperPass Thursdays & Fridays at noon Pacific/3pm Eastern. Call-in number is 1-877-576-3348.

I am hoping we'll have weekly visits from Craig Ferguson again (even though they've revived the 'no outside contact' catchphrase)

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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index

There are four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.

Teamies of the HOH cannot be nominated.

Comps determine living conditions for the teams. The losers live in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.

Viewer votes will determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.

The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.

The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman


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  Day 7 - July 11, 2009       Bookmark and Share

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>> Jessie is Head of Household - Chima & Lydia are nominated - Russell holds veto <<

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    We have showmance

    But first.. Natalie started things off early with a big blowout with Jeff for everyone's amusement.. it was our first major fight of the season, and here's hoping we have many more - the sidebar Extracurricular Tally© is already starting to tally

    There's a plan to backdoor Braden for some reason, which got leaked, and much of the day was he said/she said about how it got leaked, followed by who sucks in general because that's how hamsters do these things

    Jordan & Jeff are getting pretty cozy and well on their way to a possible showmance - it seems all the more inevitable because she's pretty defensive about people thinking that

    Feeds highlights

    If you have SuperPass you can watch anything you missed, or see it again.. just enter the date, time and feed on the FlashBack page

    7/11 - 11am - F1/2 - Natalie versus Jeff (halfway)
    7/11 - 5pm - All - Russell confronts Ronnie about Braden plan, and ensuing fallout around the habitat
    7/11 - 9pm - F1 - Michele tries to get Jeff & Braden's attention
    7/12 - 12am - All - Jeff makes a speech, and they all rehash it after

    Recent random caps of the day - click thumbnails to enlarge or click here to see more
    Daily Ratings - First Fight edition

    Ratings are based on entertainment value, and there was a lot of it

    They probably have some excuse about Jessie having zero fans on the CBS site like he was a latecomer, he couldn't be coded into the programming in time, etc etc but it'll be interesting if he suddenly shows up with a few hundred fans tomorrow. Seriously, they have mistakenly decided Jessie's in the 'love to hate' category when that's not the case at all, and I for one am tired of him constantly being on my feeds when there are 12 - count 'em TWELVE others in there. The only good thing about Jessie being back in there is BB10 Steven Daigle's tirades in response to Jessie's inane babble on Twitter.

    Team Popular

    He's the new target du jour for a backdoor exit, and he knows it, but he let everybody else fight it out when the news leaked out that the news had leaked out. He's arrogant and full of himself, but he's also a little dumb and dumb guys can be funny. I don't know why but I'm kind of hoping he sticks.. but he's a lot more expendable to the big picture than either Lydia or Chima, so he might not.

    Team Offbeat

    He's getting a few fans and it's true, he's not as bad as he'd led us to believe he'd be. But he's not all that either. He came up with some good lines today, but he also said things like 'a-ight' that just sounded wrong coming from him.

    Team Brain

    Apparently she expected a fun summer camp frolic of a reality show but she's coming out a bit and calling out Jessie on some of his BS which is a nice plus - somebody's gotta do it. Her hair alone is totally ups-worthy - it's a show in itself.

    Team Jock

    Star of the day with explosions and cussfests, and group explanations, and getting Jordan all hot & bothered. I thought he was going to be invisible but he's turning out to have hamster star potential: he's everything BB5 Drew should have been, but without the drip factor. If he can cut down on the gay slurs, he'd have it made.

    Team Jock

    He's on ignore again, just like last year. But since he's always on at least one feed and usually all four, it's getting hard to do. I am pretty sure Mister 'I hate fake' '100% Natural' has a different chin than he had last year.

    Team Popular

    I keep waiting for comedy from her and she's starting to deliver. She keeps calling everyone the wrong name and can't remember terms like 'eviction' and 'HOH'. Half of them are blaming the current troubles on her flirting cycles, and she might eventually end up with a bull's eye on her over that, but she also might end up having the sex on tv she promised her daddy she wouldn't. She reminds me of Kristin Chenoweth.

    Team Offbeat

    This poor guy can't catch a break. He signed on to get some quality airtime being fabulous and we're lucky to see him for 10 minutes a day. He seems to be the only one Lydia's truly allied with, but I really can't tell with Lydia.

    Team Popular

    She's a complete miseryguts in there and I'm enjoying that. The girl who has likely always gotten by on her looks ginormous boobies and promised she'd be a femme fatale to make her way through Big Brother 11 isn't having any success at all, and she doesn't know what to do. She's starting to parannoy (© BB5/7 Diane) already which is always fun, suggesting things like Ronnie & Michele are married. Bottom line, the Popular girl isn't, and her girls aren't pulling their weight like they're supposed to. (Pun intended.)

    Team Offbeat

    She's still getting around and dropping bits of Lydia Trivia as she goes: things like she's dyslexic, and her grandmother was a Playboy Club bunny. She has some good costumes but she needs to take a page from BB10 Renny's book and rotate them more frequently. The gigantic white thing on her head yesterday and the shiny silver leggings today both outstayed their welcome by many hours. She swore something 'on her mother's life' to Jordan today but I don't know what it was.. if she breaks whatever promise she made (and she's likely too, since she lies lies lies to everyone all day long), CBS can come back and find the tape.

    Team Brain

    First she was wearing F-me heels in the middle of the afternoon, and then she added a skin tight strapless number and leaned all around the pool table area, trying to get Jeff & Braden's attention. She had the same result Laura's been getting (zip), but she survived it and was present, if not very vocal, the rest of the night. She attended the late night failed pool party and failed HOH party like she was one of the spring breakers, and is probably wondering if $500,000 is worth having to try to talk to Jessie like they're on an even mental playing field.

    Team Jock

    She's loud, annoying, and obnoxious, but she can sure stir things up and we like that in a hamster. They're not liking it much though: when she laid down on the lazy susan and demanded 'spin me' nobody did, and the same happened when she demanded 'spin me' in the swively HOH chair. Being Jessie's new BFF might end once his reign of horror does, but even if she doesn't cling irrationally to him for the duration like BB10 Michelle, I predict she's going to end up being despised by fans as much as BB6 Jennifer.

    Team Brain

    I don't get it. This is the guy who's the BB expert and he's doing exactly what got BB10 Brian the big boot, but without the sock puppets. They're all on to him but still he persists showing up everywhere and talking like he's cozy with everyone, when they all know what he's up to. I have a small hope that it's all brilliantly calculated and he's counting on the very short memories that all hamsters have, and that he'll either lay low now for a few weeks or he'll win HOH just when they've all decided to gang up and vote him out. The all day DORK shirt was classic.

    Team Jock

    He got a little feisty a few times today and continued his odd eating habits, but he goes to bed way too early to be very good watching.. the good stuff almost always happens at night.

    Didn't make it through the front door:
    BB10 Brian Hart
    BB8 Jessica Hughbanks
    BB5 Michael Cowboy Ellis

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    Jeff, on why Natalie went off: It's cuz I'm from Chicago, I guess

    Casey: Testosterone's a motherfucker man, testosterone's a beast

    Braden: I know people everywhere in the world

    Jeff: They don't need to throw more shit into this shitpot

    Ronnie: We're already missing two test tubes in the flower plants

    Braden: 60 to 70% of the people in this house will never make it in life

    Jessie: ..the public offender or whatever you call the guy who represents the state

    Casey: I don't know why everything is everybody's business

    Jordan: After every elimination thing, they have the competition thing - it's like true or false, yes or no


    Jessie's fan base = zero

    Does Jessie have a new chin?

    Technotronics chop by Earthdog

    Chima's rape story
    at History Channel Cold Case Files

    Click to see my full list of BB11 links
    These are some of my favorites:

    24/7 feeds - free trial see everything that happens before it gets edited into something else for tv

    No time-out feed links including set-up how-to, plus Real contact info

    SuperPass FlashBack instant replay by time/date/feed (requires SuperPass)

    Hamsterwatch Twitter - Twitpic

    Hamsterwatch Chatroom

    Hamsterwatch Forum

    BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!

    CBS Big Brother 11 the official site

    DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town

    Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan

    Sir LinksALot Big Brother 11 all the links, once again

    BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions


    Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 (Braden)

    Shocking true stories: 1 (Chima)

    Major fights: 1
    Natalie vs. Jeff

    'The Soup' mentions:
    Wedgie comp + Jessie

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