I don't care who wins, I'm just here for the cheap entertainment.. the cheaper, the better
SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU
This site is about the Big Brother 11 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me. It also isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why, who's fun and who's dull. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior.
BB11 DRINKING GAME
Premiere event: take a swig every time Julie says 'but first' - everyone's still sober
POWER STATUS
Jessie is Head of Household
Lydia & Chima are nominated
RATINGS WATCH
Thursday's premiere won its timeslot with a 2.2 rating and 8 share, ahead of 'Bones' on FOX with 1.4/5, '30 Rock' on NBC with 1.2/4, and 'Samantha Who?' on ABC with 1.0/4 (adults 18-49)
It's aawwwwnnnn
Veto comp is Friday? Saturday?
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
Ross (The Intern) Mathews will do post-eviction shows every Friday
Express Lunch with MissyZ and BB8 Chelsia Hart is on SuperPass Thursdays & Fridays at noon Pacific/3pm Eastern. Call-in number is 1-877-576-3348.
I don't know for sure but am guessing/hoping we'll have weekly visits from Craig Ferguson again (even though they've revived the 'no outside contact' catchphrase)
LIVE FEEDS HIGHLIGHTS
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FAQ
There are four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH cannot be nominated.
Comps will determine living conditions for the teams. The losers will live in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes will determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.
Promises of a 'green' habitat have apparently been grossly exaggerated: they still have the washer & dryer (rats!) not to mention tons of TV lights, but they did get recycling bins and a compost machine.
Feeds have a new replay option with the ability to select a date & time to see what you missed - or to rewatch what you just can't believe and have to see again!
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
HOW'S THE WEATHER?
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Operation Sexbomb
That's the name Lydia & Kevin came up with to get her off the block, and she worked it hard with serial cozying campaigns through the habitatShe seems to have as many alliances going as BB10 Brian Hart, and we all know how that turned out
Jessie's tweeting from BigBrotherHOH as will future HOHs, but don't bother to reply - they won't see them.. they all did an impromptu beauty pageant thingy in the backyard after Showtime signed off, that was really quite fun - a few caps of that are in the forum.. they all strutted their stuff, like they do, and Casey was a decent emcee, but the real surprise was Michele who really worked it
Feeds highlights
The timestamping is off on the FlashBack feature, but meanwhile these are good tidbit segments from this first night of feeds - times are actual/BB time, to be adjusted if I figure out their system
7/ 9 - 11pm - F3 - First tears of the feeds (Lydia), and Operation Sexbomb on Jessie
7/10 - 12am - F3 - Beauty pageant show
Other random caps from the evening are on my Twitpic
Welcome back, Hamsterwatchers
It has begun
If you're just arriving here this season, I've already posted a few Hamsterwatch episodes with news, rumors, and links to what our new hamsters are about.. please to enjoy
If you're a feedster, you know it's urgent you be watching these first days, as deals & alliances have already been made that will affect the rest of the season - not to mention learning who's who
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Daily Ratings - Here We Go edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value.. this is where the bulk of the haps will be this season
  
Even though they unfollowed me on Twitter, I'm giving them ups for being back, for giving us a good premiere without a lot of unnecessary fluff, and for Julie cutting down on her 'but firsts' so we could all stay sober. Also we didn't have to have 2 hours of feeds without audio (remember last time?) and there were only a couple momentary fishies all night. The Jail room was a brilliant idea but unfortunately it doesn't have the lights on 24/7 as promised - boo! The bubble wrap wall with the green recycle arrows looks surprising cool on the feeds - but don't try it at home. |
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Team PopularI didn't see much of him and have no idea what his voice sounds like. We saw a lot of that dazzling actormodel smile in the pre-season, but tonight he was all goofy expressions. |
 
Team OffbeatI was all set not to like him but he was a decent emcee for the beauty pageant, and we need one of those. When he went up for his turn to spin and moonwalk, the rest of them were at a loss as to what to say. |
 
Team BrainNOMINATED Something happened to get her nominated but I don't know what, and I didn't see any indication tonight of the fireworks she promised. She laughs at herself too much and too loudly, but I think she's playing the game - I'm just not sure who with. |
 
Team JockHis teamie Natalie hates him.. that's all I got. |
 
Team JockHEAD OF HOUSEHOLD Yep, he's back, and the vast majority of the BB interwebs are asking why?? He started tweeting tonight, so there's no excuse for you not to. He's still full of Jessie-isms but he's still full of himself too. |
 
Team PopularThis girl's funny: she can talk about any subject and run off down tangents you never saw coming. She said in pre-interviews that she waitresses at a bowling alley, but tonight she said she'd also worked at Hooters - surprised? Her stories might get annoying but for now, they're pretty funny to listen to. It's looking like Lydia's the only one who can shut her up, and that's by out-talking her. |
 
Team OffbeatMr. Fabulous kept a disappointingly low profile on this first night of feeds, so I'm still not at all sure what he's about behind the flamboyance. He did urge Lydia to go out and set Operation Sexbomb into action, so the two of them might be actual allies, but it's too soon to know for sure who's lying through their teeth. |
 
Team PopularShe was mostly subdued and seemed almost gloomy most of the times I saw her, except when it was her turn to strut her bikini for the pageant. She said she cried last night but I don't know why, and she got a little snippy when Jordan & Lydia decided to wear lingerie for tonight's debut - I bet she wishes she'd thought of it first. |
 
Team OffbeatNOMINATED Qualified ups because she's one of the busiest hamsters we've seen since BB6 April and BB5 Diane, and she cried within two hours of the feeds kicking on, but she might get irritating if she keeps gaming this hard. Or evicted. Operation Sexbomb was all go tonight though and wow did she make a lot of rounds, using different tactics with everyone she cozied up with. |
 
Team BrainShe's laying very low but she surprised everyone by doing a full-out bikini hoochie dance during the pageant show - nobody saw that coming from the neurobrainy. I don't know where she stands as far as the game, but I have high hopes that she knows what she's doing in there. |
 
Team JockShe spent half the night counting votes - and they haven't even had the veto comp yet! Even Jessie, who listened to Michelle harangue about game all last summer, told her stop talking game when they were holed up in HOH after lights out. She seems to be all game, all the time - and that's never my cup of tea. |
 
Team BrainI was a little disappointed that he wasn't as fun & perky as he'd led us to believe he would be, but he salvaged that by telling a funny story about being jealous & angry when he found out his wife had a friend named Tom on her MySpace. He spent a long time with Lydia as one of her Operation Sexbomb victims, then an hour or so with a harem of girls in the spa/gym, and then went up to compare notes with Jessie, so he's working a lot of them too. |
 
Team JockI have no idea what Lovemuscle brings to our table. |
 Didn't make it through the front door: BB10 Brian Hart BB8 Jessica Hughbanks BB5 Michael Cowboy Ellis |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Craig Ferguson to Julie Chen: Have you got a whole bunch of new skanks & ho's?
Julie: Step into your underwear and grab your toilet seat
Jordan: Booger means sex
Chima: This live feeds thing is weird - this whole time we hadn't been watched
Casey: Best looking season ever!
Lydia: I hope everyone in the hot tub drowns
Jessie: I do like taking naps
Jessie: Our discreetness is immaculate
Craig Ferguson to Julie Chen: Have you got a whole bunch of new skanks & ho's?
Julie: Step into your underwear and grab your toilet seat
Jordan: Booger means sex
Chima: This live feeds thing is weird - this whole time we hadn't been watched
Casey: Best looking season ever!
Lydia: I hope everyone in the hot tub drowns
Jessie: I do like taking naps
Jessie: Our discreetness is immaculate
Click to see my full list of BB11 links
These are some of my favorites:
24/7 feeds - free trial see everything that happens before it gets edited into something else for tv
No time-out feed links including set-up how-to, plus Real contact info
SuperPass FlashBack instant replay by time/date/feed (requires SuperPass)
Hamsterwatch Twitter - Twitpic
Hamsterwatch Chatroom
Hamsterwatch Forum
BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!
CBS Big Brother 11 the official site
DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town
Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan
Sir LinksALot Big Brother 11 all the links, once again
BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 (Braden)
They'll have to work hard to get up to as much sex & fights as last season, but I have high hopes for them
