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NEXT SHOW
Tuesday, September 9 at 8pm (early): Veto comp, Dan & Michelle go to the beach, live veto meeting, live eviction, Final HOH Part 1 endurance begins, assorted out-of-sequence dramas
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Sunday's show was second again with a 4.7 rating and 8 share, behind 'Sunday Night Football' on NBC with 9.3/16.
Live video chat with Brian & Steven
Wednesday at 6pm PT/9pm ET only on SuperPass
Jury Q&A probably Friday at midnight: not on feeds, but don't miss the fallout after
Four shows remain:
Tuesday, Sept 9 - live eviction
Thursday, Sept 11 - live eviction
Sunday, Sept 14 - jury Q&A and/or season retrospective
Tuesday, Sept 16 - finale (Day 71 - most seasons are 80-82 days)
FAQ
Announcements/clues/comp questions:
· 7" records were played at 45 rpm
·121 marble slots in a Chinese checkerboard
·Sweden is slightly larger than California
·The tallest building west of the Mississippi is 73 stories
·Over 300 species of turtles alive today
·Wurlitzer 1015 Bubbler arguably the most popular jukebox of all time
·Birch is the national tree of Russia
·It takes 1000s of volts of electricity to power a neon light bulb
·Largest weather vane is in Spain
·15 republics in the Soviet Union
'Switzerland', 'The Psychologist' and 'Dairy Queen' refer to Diary Room; 'Vacation' refers to pre-show hotel sequester
Jerry is being called 'The Colonel'
The winner will once again receive $500k, and second place gets $50k. The weekly stipend for the others remains $750, including sequester weeks.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 mics this season
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman
HOW'S THE WEATHER?
BIG BROTHER 11
It's been announced as a midseason replacement which doesn't mean definite, but it may come back for another winter/spring edition.. they need some kind of filler to go against 'American Idol'. eligibility - application
AMERICA'S PLAYER
Task 1: Who should Dan get nominated? Jessie/successful
Task 2: Who should Dan hug for 10 seconds? Jessie/successful
Task 3: Who should Dan vote to evict? Jessie/successful
Dan gets $20k if successful and not discovered. The previously-announced 4th task evaporated. Apparently all the 'Dan is America's Player' suspicions will not invalidate him.. 'plant' didn't, anyway.
Task 1: Who should Dan get nominated? Jessie/successful
Task 2: Who should Dan hug for 10 seconds? Jessie/successful
Task 3: Who should Dan vote to evict? Jessie/successful
Dan gets $20k if successful and not discovered. The previously-announced 4th task evaporated. Apparently all the 'Dan is America's Player' suspicions will not invalidate him.. 'plant' didn't, anyway.
>> past >> present >> future >> all
>> Dan is Head of Household - Jerry & Memphis are nominated - Memphis holds veto <<
Last pics (Monday)
The camera came out for the last time and they did smiley happy poses, like they doTheir cumulative ignorance about BB continues to stump them: they're catching on that there's a show & eviction tomorrow, but they don't know why they haven't had a veto meeting.. tomorrow's apparatus is being built in the backyard but they don't know it's endurance.. their fishies food goes thru the 16th but they can't figure out that's the end, mostly because Dan continues insisting the finale is "always on a Sunday"
They also believe that if there is an endurance for Part 1, they'll get a day's break before Part 2, especially if it has a physical component (it usually does).. they're all making stabs in the dark about this next week, but the true beauty is that none of them seem to have a clue about jury Q&A, which should make the fallout afterwards even better than usual - especially considering Dan's jury tampering field trip
No money for you
Memphis Bob asked Jerry for his $4k to reserve his spot in finals but Jerry refused, claiming allegiance practically until death, and including a promise to sway the jury for Memphis Bob if he goes there and they end up with Dan versus Memphis Bob in finals.. Jerry also told M-Bob to focus on the adjectives in the factoid announcements - "usually", "slightly" etc - apparently overlooking the fact that it's a basically a random collection of numbers, states and countriesA fishies fight
The penny dropped when Keesha was doing her nails, and she went up to HOH to confront Dan & Memphis Bob, asking why they didn't tell her they aren't keeping her tomorrowThey both lied, badly, and she saw through it, hammering at them until Memphis Bob ran away to hide.. she kept on at Dan some more, bringing out the tears, then they went downstairs where apparently Keesha ranted about their betrayal, and dropped F-bombs all over town.. this was withheld from the feeds
Memphis Bob avoided her the rest of the night, and she didn't bother to confront him again.. he cozied up to Jerry letting him know what was going on and that all was well for their team.. Keesha whined and cried at Dan for a few hours about what a snake Memphis
Bob turned out to be, how he's going to take Jerry to finals if given the chance, and that she'll sway the jury to vote for Dan or Jerry against him.. (at least until she gets there and finds out about Dan's field trip with Michelle)Memphis Bob moved back into the pink poodle room, til Dan met up with him in the pantry to let him know all was well for their team, and that Keesha would sleep upstairs.. Memphis Bob laughed, and moved back to his waterbed in the tie-dye room.. Dan eventually confessed to Keesha, kinda, and said it was all a brand new plan that he had no control over.. he also told her he & Memphis Bob had a (lesser) deal on the side.. he's also decided Jerry was a POW and will easily win the endurance comp
Truth in advertising
Tomorrow it all continues to hit the fan, putting me in a dilemma: endurance comp, at least two betrayals, jury Q&A fallout, and a live chat with Brian & Steven are all coming up - making for great feeds, plus they'll probably rerun the whole thing again from the beginning with all the sidebar tally highlights.. I truly need you to sign up for the feeds (all signups come with a two week free trial, as always); however, after The Powers That Be jerked around us paying customers again tonight, I'm having a hard time recommending this product as whole-heartedly as I once did.. so it goesIt's a morgue (Sunday)
Dan went off for his field trip with Michelle, and between synchronized singles eating & napping between solitary laying around, the other three literally didn't speak for hours
zzzzzzz
The prodigal son returns
Okay, not the most appropriate title, since Dan came back lying more than ever: he never mentioned MichelleIt sounds like he went to Catalina Island (as predicted by mamafoxof3 in Hamsterwatch chat).. he was blindfolded and led to a limo - yet somehow saw CBS personality names on parking spots, then allowed to remove the blindfold after awhile to see gas prices and movie posters.. sounds like he was limo'd to the local CBS station's traffic copter helipad, where he was whisked off to the skies with a producer, a camera person, and a sound person (and Michelle)
He told them he flew over the big villas of the area, and over Hollywood - he mentioned Graumann's Theater but not the Kodak; the stars on the Boulevard and the tourists looking at them, but not crowds setting up for the VMAs (aka Video Music Video in BB-speak)
He slipped when he told the others that when he arrived at the beach, he saw a lunch setup with two chairs, but he covered to say that had made him nervous at first, and that apparently whoever set up the two chairs hadn't heard he was going by himself.. the other three seemed to buy that - umm, okay.. he brought each of them a rock
That's all I got - they didn't say or do much else, and went to bed at 11pm
Some screencaps of the day(s) are in the forum thanks to ABT and me
Daily ratings - Den of vipers/pack of jackals edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value
  
Nothing they do makes sense anymore.. I just shake my head. Why didn't Julie mention Michelle when she told Craig Ferguson all about Dan's field trip to Catalina? He knows her. Maybe they've gotten complaints about jury tampering, or that the words jury and sequester don't apply anymore, but they continue to use them. However, Craig was great once again and he & Julie were cute together once again. The hamsters acted like they'd returned from a funeral afterwards, showing once again what a motley group of miseries they are. They kept Feed 4 on the spider for several hours into the night, which was a nice touch. |
  
Won: $20k (presumably)HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD Would it have killed him to tell Keesha they were going to boot her, especially once she asked directly 100 times? I don't think so, but he seems to have come out of it okay with her (as if by magic) - at least for now. He might have some 'splainin' to do to the lovely Monica though, between going off on a private date with Michelle, letting Keesha cry her eyes out for hours with little comfort (and little truth), and then letting her sleep with him - pillow barrier or no pillow barrier. He'll have a little 'splainin' to do to Renny too, as Mr. Timezone Teacher told Keesha she'd be doing 'Housecalls' at 1pm - err.. it was 1pm Eastern last season; that's 10am Pacific. (I think it's on at noon PT this time around.) |
 
Won: $4kNOMINATED He seems to have come through clean once again, and with his $4,000 still in his pocket. He made a marble game out of a cereal box, but it didn't do much to fulfill the sagging entertainment quota. He said Craig Ferguson wasn't as funny as he used to be, but I beg to differ. Craig's the same as always (fortunately).. perhaps it's someone else who's no fun anymore - ya think? Jerry also made dinner for them, which they bitched about while he was cooking, but once again they ate it up. He also answered all of Dan's questions about how to make boiled potatoes, how to tell when they're done, and that they're called 'boiled potatoes'. |
 
Just barely neutral for figuring out she was going to be sent packing, but she stopped thinking as soon as she started. She decided Memphis Bob was the only bad guy in the Dan/Memphis Bob pairing, and that Jerry's a bad guy by default, leaving Dan her knight in shining armor. Well, at least until she finds out about his day at the beach - never mind after they all go home and she finds out how thick he's been with Memphis Bob and that this backdoor was opened for her two weeks ago (at least). It was almost sad seeing her so stunned and teary, but she got borderline obnoxious when she kept gloating to Dan about how she figured it all out with her great sense about people (when clearly she has only sensed a tiny piece of the puzzle). At any rate, she bought all her own misery in my opinion: all she got was the same thing she dished out to Renny.. but she made a scene about it, where Renny didn't. |
  
Won: Classic CamaroNOMINATED - HOLDS VETO Like Dan, would it have killed him to tell Keesha 'Sorry, we just didn't know how to tell you'? He's a snake, but he's pulling it off. He ran away when Keesha started getting upset and successfully avoided her most of the night. Dan got a case of the guilts more than once, but Memphis Bob just smirked when he heard Keesha wouldn't even sleep downstairs with him. It's not a nice way to behave, but hamsters aren't necessarily nice, especially at this late date. Something made me think long ago that perhaps Memphis Bob had the cutthroat instincts necessary to get through this last phase of our ordeal, but I can't remember what it was and I can't be bothered to go back and find it. |
    She rebounded from a disastrous start to become a feedsters dream and viewer fave. She planted subtle seeds, was liked even by those she poked at, and she revived the Dr. Will method of manipulation without malice. She also had a full costume trunk and put on unexpected shows to keep them and us rolling in the aisles. Hamsterwatch Star of the Season: she personified why feeds are required. |
   He arrived as the innocent Preacher's Son but soon proved that false, as he & April shattered the record for hamster sex that included doggie-style, spanks and visuals. Nearly all of it was on the feeds, and the word spread even beyond the BB world. He was usually pleasant enough but had a temper tantrum ranking up there with the champ hissy-fitters. Like many others, he learned to swim at summer camp. |
   Almost brilliant but poor judgment kept her glued to devalued teamies and she let paranoia take over her game. She was almost good watching but poor people skills, repetitive & constant whispers, and annoying babytalk didn't help - Holly Poodle skits & medical help excepted. She's the third member of the elite Red Catsuit Club and her leaked Diary showed how much flirting really goes on in there. |
   Won: Designer clothes, $5k We've had sex on the feeds before, but we never actually saw it until she came along. She one-upped often but to her credit, she impressively won the first endurance. She had delusions about her importance in & out of the habitat, and her Barbie Battles with Keesha plus her other fights were something. But we knew from the start she wouldn't be invisible, thanks to her most unusual introduction to the others. |
   Won: Hawaii trip, $1k She ran the tie-dye room with an iron fist but only for a short time: her minions had turned on her long before Jessie & Michelle painted a bull's eye on her for being their leader. She took a lot of flak for leaving her babies and for choosing Hawaii, and her financial sob stories didn't always add up. But she told some fun stories, rebelled against giving comp recaps to Diary, and added great fireworks to fights. |
   The first to get an empty wheel before their time, his comic relief wore off fast and he brought nothing but a major mirror obsession and raging insecurity. But it's not all bad: he laid around in pink pillows and talked himself gone with rampaging harangues, and he'll carry the fact that he lost to a girl while wearing spandex, then lost to three girls plus Renny. Rehabs will profit from the Jessie Drinking Game. |
   The third fan fave to walk the plank, she was a great sidekick to the fun guys but she didn't bring much after they left, including any real attempt to save herself. Like many who have gone before, she seems like she'd be a cool person in reality, but this isn't. Her angry hat and illegal tribute bandana aside, she did a great Julie puppet and manscaping. Bikini fans will miss her, as will the Behind Pillows alliance. |
   They all liked him and his shenanigans, but his comp potential and desperate pledges of multi allegiance got him booted anyway, plus he was Brian's pal. He entertained them and us like few have before, with skits, dances, nekkid romps, Ambien-induced bedtime stories and general looniness. Too bad he went before he made it upstairs: he'd probably have revived Bath Buddies® and done it right. |
   He made more of an impact than most who get voted out first and he had the potential to be a fan fave but he over-allied and betrayed too early and had a very negative edit to boot. He was smart, funny, and a good ringleader for the guys - time will tell if they can be as fun without him. Sock Puppet Theater on only the second night of feeds, under his direction, could be the highlight of the season. |
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LINES OF THE DAY
(Monday)
Dan: They pimp slappped me out of my HOH room
Memphis Bob: The fauxhawk's in full force today
Keesha: We didn't even have the POV meeting!
Big Brother: Dan, knock it off!
Dan (about fans/haters): I find it hard to believe that people will take time out of their day to send a nasty email
Dan: It's not every day I wake up next to a blonde Hooters girl
Memphis Bob: I don't know why they can't just say 'Okay, there's nothing going on today - go about your fucking business'
Keesha: If you were gonna vote me out, you'd tell me, right?
Memphis Bob: Of course I would
Dan: What do you call this, just boiled potatoes?
Dan (quoting Diary): You guys control the house.. even if Keesha or Jerry win, you still control the house
Keesha (to self): They're gonna fucking evict me
Dan: Sorry I couldn't do more
Keesha: You've done enough
(Sunday)
Dan: I couldn't wait to get back
Dan: So I dicked around in the ocean for awhile
Dan: I brought you each a rock
Dan: Here's the other weird thing: they know everything about us, like everything! Everything.. Big Brother knows everything
Memphis Bob: From 2 to 7:30, not one word was even spoken
Memphis Bob (to Dan): That's enough! Dreaming about me naked and hugging you - enough!
DAILY JERRYISMS
(Monday)
(to Memphis Bob): No, you broke your word to me when you picked Dan
I will not break my word to you, ever
I will pick you above everything, and I will swear on my family and my children, that I will never break my word to you
I will NOT break my word to you
(Sunday)
I've got to tell you a story about a rock when you're done
(to Dan): I think it was set up for you to take someone and that didn't happen
(while Dan was gone): I probably said three words
(to Dan): Why isolate me for a freaking week like that? Being alone's stupid.. I'm only asking courtesy, I'm not asking any favors
(Monday)
Dan: They pimp slappped me out of my HOH room
Memphis Bob: The fauxhawk's in full force today
Keesha: We didn't even have the POV meeting!
Big Brother: Dan, knock it off!
Dan (about fans/haters): I find it hard to believe that people will take time out of their day to send a nasty email
Dan: It's not every day I wake up next to a blonde Hooters girl
Memphis Bob: I don't know why they can't just say 'Okay, there's nothing going on today - go about your fucking business'
Keesha: If you were gonna vote me out, you'd tell me, right?
Memphis Bob: Of course I would
Dan: What do you call this, just boiled potatoes?
Dan (quoting Diary): You guys control the house.. even if Keesha or Jerry win, you still control the house
Keesha (to self): They're gonna fucking evict me
Dan: Sorry I couldn't do more
Keesha: You've done enough
(Sunday)
Dan: I couldn't wait to get back
Dan: So I dicked around in the ocean for awhile
Dan: I brought you each a rock
Dan: Here's the other weird thing: they know everything about us, like everything! Everything.. Big Brother knows everything
Memphis Bob: From 2 to 7:30, not one word was even spoken
Memphis Bob (to Dan): That's enough! Dreaming about me naked and hugging you - enough!
DAILY JERRYISMS
(Monday)
(to Memphis Bob): No, you broke your word to me when you picked Dan
I will not break my word to you, ever
I will pick you above everything, and I will swear on my family and my children, that I will never break my word to you
I will NOT break my word to you
(Sunday)
I've got to tell you a story about a rock when you're done
(to Dan): I think it was set up for you to take someone and that didn't happen
(while Dan was gone): I probably said three words
(to Dan): Why isolate me for a freaking week like that? Being alone's stupid.. I'm only asking courtesy, I'm not asking any favors
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Sex: April/Ollie (12x)
Makeout pairings: 2
April/Ollie, Angie/Steven
Major fights: 10
· Jessie vs Renny (pre-feeds)
· April vs Keesha
· Jerry vs Libra, plus Renny
· Jerry vs Michelle
· Jerry vs Memphis Bob (not on feeds)
· April, Keesha, Libra, Jessie free-for-all
· April vs Ollie
· Jessie post-eviction free-for-all
· April vs Keesha + Libra vs Michelle
· Ollie vs the habitat
Impressive party tricks: 2
Renny's fist, Renny's headstands
'The Soup' mentions: 9
· Meet April's boobies plus Jerry's affirmation
· Jessie's HOH pics of himself
· Jessie's farewell to Angie plus Michelle's 'whore slut skank' catsuit rant
· Renny's dirty mouth
· 'Dumbest HGs in history' vs has-beens food comp plus Michelle & Jase 'two fax machines mating' noises (3x)
· 'Dumbest in history' again plus M-Bob on Michelle being a friend and a bitch
· Renny's time zones
'Best Week Ever' mentions: 1
· Ollie/April sex with the lights on
(BWE wasn't on during August)
