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IT'S STILL THERE
SuperPass homepage says 'As the new HoH, Dan will single handedly evict someone' - huh?? Maybe somebody pasted in next week's headline early.
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Good luck to all in Hanna's path - hang on and stay safe!
NEXT SHOW
Sunday, September 7 at 8pm: Nominations, luxury comp, assorted out-of-sequence dramas
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Westies can watch the air show live when it's on in the East at www.watch.videobrother.com
RATINGS WATCH
Thursday's eviction show was second for the hour with a 4.2 rating and 7 share, behind NFL football on NBC with 8.3/14.
BIG BROTHER 11
It's been announced as a midseason replacement which doesn't mean definite, but it may come back for another winter/spring edition.. they need some kind of filler to go against 'American Idol'. eligibility - application
Dan's day trip is Sunday, via helicopter
Live video chat with Brian & Steven
Wednesday, September 10 at 6pm PT/9pm ET only on SuperPass
Five shows remain:
Sunday, Sept 7
Tuesday, Sept 9 - live eviction
Thursday, Sept 11 - live eviction
Sunday, Sept 14 - jury Q&A and/or season retrospective
Tuesday, Sept 16 - finale (Day 71 - most seasons are 80-82 days)
FAQ
Announcements/clues/comp questions:
· 7" records were played at 45 rpm
·121 marble slots in a Chinese checkerboard
·Sweden is slightly larger than California
·The tallest building west of the Mississippi is 73 stories
·Over 300 species of turtles alive today
·Wurlitzer 1015 Bubbler arguably the most popular jukebox of all time
·Birch is the national tree of Russia
·It takes 1000s of volts of electricity to power a neon light bulb
·Largest weather vane is in Spain
·15 republics in the Soviet Union
'Switzerland', 'The Psychologist' and 'Dairy Queen' refer to Diary Room; 'Vacation' refers to pre-show hotel sequester
Jerry is being called 'The Colonel'
The winner will once again receive $500k, and second place gets $50k. The weekly stipend for the others remains $750, including sequester weeks.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 mics this season
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman
HOW'S THE WEATHER?
AMERICA'S PLAYER
Task 1: Who should Dan get nominated? Jessie/successful
Task 2: Who should Dan hug for 10 seconds? Jessie/successful
Task 3: Who should Dan vote to evict? Jessie/successful
Dan gets $20k if successful and not discovered. The previously-announced 4th task evaporated. Apparently all the 'Dan is America's Player' suspicions will not invalidate him.. 'plant' didn't, anyway.
Task 1: Who should Dan get nominated? Jessie/successful
Task 2: Who should Dan hug for 10 seconds? Jessie/successful
Task 3: Who should Dan vote to evict? Jessie/successful
Dan gets $20k if successful and not discovered. The previously-announced 4th task evaporated. Apparently all the 'Dan is America's Player' suspicions will not invalidate him.. 'plant' didn't, anyway.
>> past >> present >> future >> all
>> Dan is Head of Household - Jerry & Memphis are nominated - Memphis holds veto <<
Many have wondered
And now we know: yes, Jerry does shower.. he glanced at us before gingerly picking up his droopy drawers off the edgeChances are pretty good that feedmasters have just been sparing us this sight for these many weeks, but they don't have many options to give us anymore
So it's come to this - and I apologize for it - but Hamsterwatchers want to know all these gory hygiene details.. I do have a collection of shots of Jerry's rear end (various angles of droopy drawers, bending over into various fridges, and the like) which I'll spare you.. I can feel your gratitude
Reruns
Dan did a mini rerun of his arts & crafts stylings, placing a 21 on his TAKEN shirt with masking tape off his HOH laundry wrapperHe used a similar technique as his marathon tinfoil veto project, tearing the tape into teeny pieces before applying - note the inventory on his knee.. I ass-ume the 21 is a sports thing, but coincidentally (or not) last night he let Memphis Bob and us know that he makes about $21k per year.. maybe that combines with TAKEN for some kind of message for why he has to go on a beach date with Michelle tomorrow (if indeed that's where he's going and who he's going with).. or not
Jerry cooked dinner and Keesha told him she'd have some.. Dan & Memphis Bob watched on the spyscreen, bitching about Jerry and not wanting to eat at the little table with him, but they did.. it was more than tense - the only chat was about the food, and it was awkward.. Keesha didn't join after all, preferring to curl her hair, apply lotion, and so forth.. she finally sat down to eat after Memphis Bob had gone outside and Dan & Jerry were about finished
They were locked in all afternoon again, apparently due to a party on the grounds.. BB's Greatest Hits showed up again when Dan & Memphis Bob made a big whirlpool to make the pool duckie bounce.. still more hygiene we didn't need came with Dan scraping his feet for a half hour or more, very loudly and very hard - he was panting! It sounded like he was filing cement and it was nasty enough to make Jerry in the shower seem like a picnic.. I think Dan could be our real OCD - April just knew the acronym
Party for three
They got three beers and a bottle of wine from The Powers That Be, big spenders that they areDan & Memphis Bob had been nervousing about the final comps anyway, and booze delivery put them over the top as they worried how they could avoid Jerry and have fun with Keesha.. she guilted them into joining Jerry for awhile but he didn't stick long, and the three dug out Dan's stashed beers and drank up - including Dan
Dan goes off for his field trip tomorrow so I'm expecting an even slower than usual day.. but there's always hope Jerry or Memphis Bob could pick a fight
Daily ratings - Sshh, I'm napping too edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value
  
Things are dicey in there lately: apparently one of the downstairs goldfish was attacking the other all day, and it looks like they were just teasing us with the grill: it hasn't returned. Personally, I was disappointed that Memphis Bob turned out to be so capable with it, but I was hoping for Jerry to have a go. Finally, if Dan does go off to the jury house and/or take Michelle or one of the others to his day at the beach, they really need to rename 'jury' to 'winner deciders'. That, or just stop pretending this game has any integrity. |
 
Won: $20k (presumably)HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD He drank a beer, but asked that the Bible be removed while doing so. He did an odd crafts project but also filed & scraped his foot crusts for way too long. He begged Keesha all day to shave his neck but repeatedly terrorized her with a giant moth. He had a Diary leak about Renny-gades getting busted but made it obvious (again) he doesn't know how the last week plays out. He was nice & compassionate to Keesha several times but also vicious about Jerry behind his back. All told, he had an ups and downs day resulting in solid neutral. |
 
Won: $4kNOMINATED His arms have become itchy and that could get fun, but not as much fun as a big final week Lies & Betrayal Judas/Fat Boy/Cankle fight would be. That one seems inevitable but will probably disappoint us (again) by not happening. It's tricky to write much about Jerry lately. I feel kinda bad for the guy sometimes since he's all alone in there, and he's trashed nonstop behind his back and ignored or humored to his face, but the fact is that he doesn't bring much to the table in his own defense. I guess I'll just leave it with this: at least he's clean. |
  
Definitely not her best day. She promised Jerry she'd eat dinner but she opted to hang out with the mirror & curling iron instead, and all four were never at the table at the same time. Is it a borderline eating disorder with her? She munches chips and candy all day & night but has rarely (if ever) attended family dinner. Also, she's once again continuously asking Dan & Memphis Bob for the 'tell me if I'm leaving' reassurance that she wouldn't give to Renny. She didn't go into giggle shrieks during cocktails or bedtime which was nice, but she talked about herself for a couple hours with the same stuff they and we have heard 100 times. She topped it off by giving Dan some unsolicited advice about his relationship with his dad - using the same exact words Renny used last week (but not as well). |
 
Won: Classic CamaroNOMINATED - HOLDS VETO Clearly he thinks Big Brother is a lot more efficient than they probably are, since he's planned a road trip to Vegas with Dan, Ashley and Monica in his Camaro to spend some of his and/or Dan's new cash.. and he's figuring it'll take 'two days' for BB to get the car and the cash delivered. Uhh, two days is usually the wrap party, and I don't think they get any of the prizes out to them quite that fast. He's also planning a lucrative future for Dan & himself with paid personal appearances at clubs, plus several weeks as paid spring break personalities in Cancun. I guess it could happen. He seems all hot to trot to finals with Dan but he could still pull a last minute switcheroo if he gets the chance since he's still set up with both Jerry and Keesha. I wouldn't put it past him, but I doubt if Dan would turn on him at this point - although much depends on the truth about his field trip. Time will tell. |
    She rebounded from a disastrous start to become a feedsters dream and viewer fave. She planted subtle seeds, was liked even by those she poked at, and she revived the Dr. Will method of manipulation without malice. She also had a full costume trunk and put on unexpected shows to keep them and us rolling in the aisles. Hamsterwatch Star of the Season: she personified why feeds are required. |
   He arrived as the innocent Preacher's Son but soon proved that false, as he & April shattered the record for hamster sex that included doggie-style, spanks and visuals. Nearly all of it was on the feeds, and the word spread even beyond the BB world. He was usually pleasant enough but had a temper tantrum ranking up there with the champ hissy-fitters. Like many others, he learned to swim at summer camp. |
   Almost brilliant but poor judgment kept her glued to devalued teamies and she let paranoia take over her game. She was almost good watching but poor people skills, repetitive & constant whispers, and annoying babytalk didn't help - Holly Poodle skits & medical help excepted. She's the third member of the elite Red Catsuit Club and her leaked Diary showed how much flirting really goes on in there. |
   Won: Designer clothes, $5k We've had sex on the feeds before, but we never actually saw it until she came along. She one-upped often but to her credit, she impressively won the first endurance. She had delusions about her importance in & out of the habitat, and her Barbie Battles with Keesha plus her other fights were something. But we knew from the start she wouldn't be invisible, thanks to her most unusual introduction to the others. |
   Won: Hawaii trip, $1k She ran the tie-dye room with an iron fist but only for a short time: her minions had turned on her long before Jessie & Michelle painted a bull's eye on her for being their leader. She took a lot of flak for leaving her babies and for choosing Hawaii, and her financial sob stories didn't always add up. But she told some fun stories, rebelled against giving comp recaps to Diary, and added great fireworks to fights. |
   The first to get an empty wheel before their time, his comic relief wore off fast and he brought nothing but a major mirror obsession and raging insecurity. But it's not all bad: he laid around in pink pillows and talked himself gone with rampaging harangues, and he'll carry the fact that he lost to a girl while wearing spandex, then lost to three girls plus Renny. Rehabs will profit from the Jessie Drinking Game. |
   The third fan fave to walk the plank, she was a great sidekick to the fun guys but she didn't bring much after they left, including any real attempt to save herself. Like many who have gone before, she seems like she'd be a cool person in reality, but this isn't. Her angry hat and illegal tribute bandana aside, she did a great Julie puppet and manscaping. Bikini fans will miss her, as will the Behind Pillows alliance. |
   They all liked him and his shenanigans, but his comp potential and desperate pledges of multi allegiance got him booted anyway, plus he was Brian's pal. He entertained them and us like few have before, with skits, dances, nekkid romps, Ambien-induced bedtime stories and general looniness. Too bad he went before he made it upstairs: he'd probably have revived Bath Buddies® and done it right. |
   He made more of an impact than most who get voted out first and he had the potential to be a fan fave but he over-allied and betrayed too early and had a very negative edit to boot. He was smart, funny, and a good ringleader for the guys - time will tell if they can be as fun without him. Sock Puppet Theater on only the second night of feeds, under his direction, could be the highlight of the season. |
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LINK OF THE DAY
For the five of you
who haven't seen it yet:
The Fear Chamber trailer
starring Keesha, her boobies,
and blood
One of the comments qualifies as Line of the Day material:
'this would had to have been done before BB10 right?'
For the five of you
who haven't seen it yet:
The Fear Chamber trailer
starring Keesha, her boobies,
and blood
One of the comments qualifies as Line of the Day material:
'this would had to have been done before BB10 right?'
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LINES OF THE DAY
(if there's another winter edition)
Dan: That'd suck though 'cause our lifespan would be like that <snaps fingers>
Dan (Diary leak): ..a lot of trouble because that means the Renny-gades alliance is busted
(about personal appearances)
Dan: At least a grand after expenses?
Memphis Bob: It should be, minimal
(about getting Jerry's money)
Memphis Bob: If I'm in the finals, what the hell do I want with 2 grand?
Dan: Yea but dude, if you're gonna skin a cat, might as well skin it all the way
Memphis Bob: Is there any way we can psych his ass out?
(about comps):
Memphis Bob: But Keesha, she's just a mess dude.. she's a mess
Memphis Bob: I just wonder if those competitions are gonna be back to back
Dan: Dude, not after a long endurance.. go off history, dude
Dan: Dude, Showtime must suck now
(about AP accusations)
Dan: Everyone at one point said something to me about it - everyone!
Keesha: You would tell me if [Memphis Bob] wasn't taking me, right?
Dan: Of course.. why wouldn't I?
(about Dan's day trip)
Jerry: What are you gonna wear?
Dan: I'll probably wear something like this, what I'm wearing now
Keesha: [Memphis Bob]'s going to listen to music
Dan: I know - we can make fun of him in front of him, without him knowing
Dan: Can we put the bible away while we're drinking?
Keesha (Diary leak): Thank you for being SO nice to us
DAILY JERRYISMS
Jerry (about Dan): Bow-legged little shit
Keesha: That's funny!
Dan: I'm not bow-legged!
Jerry: I'd like to say bullshit, but I won't
I think this boredom shit sucks
(if there's another winter edition)
Dan: That'd suck though 'cause our lifespan would be like that <snaps fingers>
Dan (Diary leak): ..a lot of trouble because that means the Renny-gades alliance is busted
(about personal appearances)
Dan: At least a grand after expenses?
Memphis Bob: It should be, minimal
(about getting Jerry's money)
Memphis Bob: If I'm in the finals, what the hell do I want with 2 grand?
Dan: Yea but dude, if you're gonna skin a cat, might as well skin it all the way
Memphis Bob: Is there any way we can psych his ass out?
(about comps):
Memphis Bob: But Keesha, she's just a mess dude.. she's a mess
Memphis Bob: I just wonder if those competitions are gonna be back to back
Dan: Dude, not after a long endurance.. go off history, dude
Dan: Dude, Showtime must suck now
(about AP accusations)
Dan: Everyone at one point said something to me about it - everyone!
Keesha: You would tell me if [Memphis Bob] wasn't taking me, right?
Dan: Of course.. why wouldn't I?
(about Dan's day trip)
Jerry: What are you gonna wear?
Dan: I'll probably wear something like this, what I'm wearing now
Keesha: [Memphis Bob]'s going to listen to music
Dan: I know - we can make fun of him in front of him, without him knowing
Dan: Can we put the bible away while we're drinking?
Keesha (Diary leak): Thank you for being SO nice to us
DAILY JERRYISMS
Jerry (about Dan): Bow-legged little shit
Keesha: That's funny!
Dan: I'm not bow-legged!
Jerry: I'd like to say bullshit, but I won't
I think this boredom shit sucks
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Sex: April/Ollie (12x)
Makeout pairings: 2
April/Ollie, Angie/Steven
Major fights: 10
· Jessie vs Renny (pre-feeds)
· April vs Keesha
· Jerry vs Libra, plus Renny
· Jerry vs Michelle
· Jerry vs Memphis Bob (not on feeds)
· April, Keesha, Libra, Jessie free-for-all
· April vs Ollie
· Jessie post-eviction free-for-all
· April vs Keesha + Libra vs Michelle
· Ollie vs the habitat
Impressive party tricks: 2
Renny's fist, Renny's headstands
'The Soup' mentions: 9
· Meet April's boobies plus Jerry's affirmation
· Jessie's HOH pics of himself
· Jessie's farewell to Angie plus Michelle's 'whore slut skank' catsuit rant
· Renny's dirty mouth
· 'Dumbest HGs in history' vs has-beens food comp plus Michelle & Jase 'two fax machines mating' noises (3x)
· 'Dumbest in history' again plus M-Bob on Michelle being a friend and a bitch
· Renny's time zones
'Best Week Ever' mentions: 1
· Ollie/April sex with the lights on
(BWE wasn't on during August)
