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BB10 DRINKING GAME ALIVE/WELL/SMASHED
Take a swig every time Jessie mentions his body - apparently Twitter's been playing it
BRIAN HAS SURFACED
Looks like no Revive-a-Hamster
after all.. boo
NEXT SHOW
Sunday, July 27 at 8pm: Food comp, nominations, assorted dramas
RATINGS WATCH
Wednesday's eviction show remained in second place for the hour with a 4.2 rating and 8 share, behind 'So You Think You Can Dance' on Fox with 5.0/9.
Veto comp Friday
Plotting, scheming, hating
HOW'S THE WEATHER?
FAQ
Nobody's on slop
'Dominican Republic' might refer to Diary - I'm not sure
Jerry is being called 'The Colonel'
The winner will once again receive $500k. Second place will probably be $50k again, and the weekly stipend for the others will probably remain at $750, including sequester weeks.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 mics this season
Finale is scheduled for September 17 so it'll be a slightly shorter season than usual, by about 10 days
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>> Keesha is Head of Household - Angie & Jessie are nominated <<
>> Latest Twitters should show here
Pigs feet with waffles
They had a food comp with various "food groups" like raisins, pigs feet and corn - apparently nobody's on slop.. I don't know who got what but some or all won beer, and that's what countsLots of them worked on Keesha but she's a lot cagier than she lets on, and she doesn't show all her cards to anyone but Renny.. her real target remains Angie, but along the way she'd considered Dan or Memphis Bob for her second.. then Jessie came along to push the same "put up Libra and be a hero" pitch that Steven gave him (that he passed on).. Jessie talked himself right into a nom with that
It also sounds like Keesha would like to get rid of Libra, but she knows it's in her best interest not to do that yet.. more of them played chess (right outside the HOH room) before noms than ever before
Smackdown in the air
Nope, no barbecue yet, but some indirect Jerry versus Memphis Bob tension came out after the noms, and it's given us something to look forward toJessie was surprised and upset at getting no key.. he counted off his friends (as those he's worked out with), and wondered if it's because Craig Ferguson called him a ho (as if Craig is following or interested in any of this, or knows who Jessie is).. Jessie talked to Jerry and got an earful, then trotted his learnings to Memphis Bob post-haste
Jessie: I gotta ask, Jerry, do I have your vote or not?
Jerry: You & Memphis put some shit on me.. I gotta think about things
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Jerry: He [Memphis] refused to toast a fucking beer with me.. that fucking insult will never go untouched.. that to me was the rudest little prick thing ever fucking done
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Memphis Bob: Now I got Jerry gunning for me because I didn't cheers his goddamn beer too?
Memphis Bob: I'm like this far away to blowing up on somebody
Memphis Bob: I'm gonna freak out on that old fucking man.. if that motherfucker wants to say that shit to my fucking face, then he can say it to my face
Another new alliance?
I'm calling them the Corpse alliance: Memphis Bob, Angie in her angry hat; Jessie and Dan.. they held a meeting by laying aroundMichelle finally made her way to see Keesha (a bit late).. afterwards each of them reported back to their teamies, who were properly shocked by what the other was reported to have said.. minor dramas ensued
Renny had a sudden explosion at April over some chicken or something.. April got huffy in a game-serious sort of way about it.. Ollie stayed out of it, and then laughed - so did we
Daily ratings - Stir it up edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value
  
Brian's not going to be revived - he's out & about, and that likely means Steven will surface too, and we'll be left with this motley crew.. very sad and very unwise of TPTB, in my opinion. When an advertising blimp flew over today, the control room knew it wasn't a hamster message but they sent the fishies anyway - after showing us a zoom of the blimp and after a few of them had seen it.. so silly. Then after making them fight for and win beer in the food comp, they doled out one lousy beer apiece.. what's up with that? |
  
NOMINATEDShe wasn't surprised by her nomination but she wasn't thrilled about it either, obviously. She didn't do much about it though. I kind of hope she wins the veto: I want to like her and she's real fun when she's fun, but she's just not fun most of the time.. hell, she's barely there most of the time. Step it up! |
 
She's turning out to be the girlfriend from hell but Ollie doesn't have any comparisons so he just keeps going along. He did laugh at her getting all pissy over chicken and that was fun. They seemed like they were headed for another romp tonight but if they got up to anything, it was only on Feed 5 (the control room's special channel). |
 
Who? |
 
He thinks he's leading the pack again and so he's starting up with his creepy comments again - well, proximity seems to be all he needs to do that. After a week of being a BB plague victim, he's got the proximity again because Keesha & friends need his vote. But he's an equal opportunity creeper-out-er, as he spent some time telling Angie how nicely 'toned' she is, and that she looks good 'in clothes'. He's really upset with Memphis Bob and I'm hoping for a face-to-face confrontation there ASAP.. the No Cheers War should be a doozie. |
  
NOMINATEDUps for believing he got nominated due to Craig Ferguson's throwaway (and funny) remark, and for throwing himself into the nominee chair by using Steven's 'nominate Libra' speech almost word for word, and for no reason. Now he's going around spreading misinformation like wildfire, telling his teamies things like Libra's still running the current regime.. little does he know Libra's not at all flavor of the week anymore with her 'Team' - even she knows that now! His latest strategy seems to be based on his experience with torturing insects. |
 
HEAD OF HOUSEHOLDUps aren't so much for entertainment value in her case (just this once), but because she did very well with her noms and even better with the chaotic negotiations leading up to them. She tells everyone just what they want to hear, and does it without lying to them (so far) - she tells Renny and Renny alone what she's really thinking. I'd rather Angie not go at this time as she's got entertainment potential - we've seen it - but also because if she stays at this point, it should result in some drama with Keesha. |
 
She's worried and pedaling as fast as she can, but it isn't likely to get her far. She worked on Dan for awhile tonight, apparently trying to reign in some new victims to push around, but her desperation showed and her style was pretty bad. She capped off a long shmooze by mentioning the possible 'how many items' comp to come, and added 'Don't worry honey, I've counted everything in this house' - and then told him she wouldn't share that info with him. Here's hoping she's sent home this week or next, off our feeds, and back to her babies instead of rotting in Paradise© for a few pointless extra weeks. |
 
Won: Classic CamaroHe mouthed off in a big way after hearing about Jerry's comments, including the old chestnut about how he should 'say it to my face' but you'll note he didn't approach Jerry to say anything to his face. Even with their one measly beer apiece, the evening could have been a hit if either of them had lifted their can to the other and said 'Cheers!' but no such luck. |
 
She's worried now and rightly so: after running Jessie's HOH and quite possibly Jerry's before that, she's discovered that her little house of cards wasn't constructed according to code. She's a good manipulator of the guys but not so much the girls.. maybe that's a combination of setting herself apart from the girls, along with her 'Knockout Girl' experience at the strip club. Either way, she had a shock today and might well get another if Angie or Jessie get veto'd off by anyone but her. |
 
Dear Ollie,This is a game of survival, observation, intuition, manipulation, and sometimes deceit. If you just want to lay around bickering with your girlfriend all day, you should have gone on 'The Real World'. Thank you, drive through. Your pal, dingo |
 
Once again she went through the motions all day, but come 10pm and one measly beer, she perked up, wigged out, and jumped on April out of the blue about chicken. She lets them all run around nervousing and parannoying their brains out, then she says what needs to be said, and no more. She verbally bitch-slapped Jerry when he said 'footsie' and who hasn't wanted to do that? Even better, it shut him up. The girls in there could learn a lot from this lady. |
    They all liked him and his shenanigans, but his comp potential and desperate pledges of multi allegiance got him booted anyway, plus he was Brian's pal. He entertained them and us like few have before, with skits, dances, nekkid romps, Ambien-induced bedtime stories and general looniness. Too bad he went before he made it upstairs: he'd probably have revived Bath Buddies® and done it right. |
   He made more of an impact than most who get voted out first and he had the potential to be a fan fave but he over-allied and betrayed too early and had a very negative edit to boot. He was smart, funny, and a good ringleader for the guys - time will tell if they can be as fun without him. Sock Puppet Theater on only the second night of feeds, under his direction, could be the highlight of the season. |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Memphis Bob (about veto comp): I want to host it though, if I don't play
Libra: When I put my flag in the sand, they knew where I was at
Ollie: I'm going to play Mr. Incognito for the rest
April (to Ollie): Why do we always have to disagree?
Renny: Oh God, I'm getting a mustache.. oh Jesus
Dan: Why don't you like condiments? Did something happen when you were little?
Libra: I sure hope nobody else is grabbing my panties
Libra: I'm getting OCD right now
DAILY JERRYISMS
I will defend the women in this place
(about Memphis Bob/Angie): He's trying to get in her pants.. his girlfriend should be a little jealous
Baby, I treat you with respect
(playing chess)
Jerry: See? I'm not so dumb
Jerry: Now I'm dumb
Dan: Check
Jerry: I'd rather play without a queen
Dan: Checkmate
(about April/basketball)
Nice form.. ah, she's got it all, form and everything
Jerry: I can't believe I can't even play footsie with you, Renny
Renny: Look at the colonel.. he's all jacked up over there
DAILY JESSIE-ISMS
They just get pissy when people are put up
Raisins for dessert? When was the last time you had raisins held over your head for dinner?
I was called a ho on national television
(to Michelle): You know how you take a fly and you pluck its wings off, and watch it walk around for a little while? That's what they're doing to both you and Memphis
Memphis Bob (about veto comp): I want to host it though, if I don't play
Libra: When I put my flag in the sand, they knew where I was at
Ollie: I'm going to play Mr. Incognito for the rest
April (to Ollie): Why do we always have to disagree?
Renny: Oh God, I'm getting a mustache.. oh Jesus
Dan: Why don't you like condiments? Did something happen when you were little?
Libra: I sure hope nobody else is grabbing my panties
Libra: I'm getting OCD right now
DAILY JERRYISMS
I will defend the women in this place
(about Memphis Bob/Angie): He's trying to get in her pants.. his girlfriend should be a little jealous
Baby, I treat you with respect
(playing chess)
Jerry: See? I'm not so dumb
Jerry: Now I'm dumb
Dan: Check
Jerry: I'd rather play without a queen
Dan: Checkmate
(about April/basketball)
Nice form.. ah, she's got it all, form and everything
Jerry: I can't believe I can't even play footsie with you, Renny
Renny: Look at the colonel.. he's all jacked up over there
DAILY JESSIE-ISMS
They just get pissy when people are put up
Raisins for dessert? When was the last time you had raisins held over your head for dinner?
I was called a ho on national television
(to Michelle): You know how you take a fly and you pluck its wings off, and watch it walk around for a little while? That's what they're doing to both you and Memphis
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Sex: April/Ollie (2x)
Makeout pairings: April/Ollie, Angie/Steven
Major fights: 2
Keesha vs April
Libra vs Jerry, plus Renny
Impressive party tricks: Renny
'The Soup' mentions: 1 (meet April's boobies & Jerry's affirmation)
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