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8/22/04 - Day 52, part 2    >> to the future    >> dwell in the past    >> latest
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It's all right, Ma

Cowboy phones home via hamster-cam:

Cowboy: Hi Mom! I'm just here having fun with two twins.. err.. I'm here with the twins.. uhh..

Twin: Two twins!

Twin: Whoo-hoooo!

Cowboy: It's all clean Mom, nothing sexual going on


Wow those twins are really working Cowboy - he isn't complaining though
   

Booze delivery! They all gather in the backyard - even the mostly anti-social twins
   

They try out their new backyard fireplace (you can too!)
     

Diane talked so much about smashing the Hello Kitty that Jase gave her
but she never got around to it.. tonight Hello Kitty goes on the grill
   

Sex chat ensues.. sex toys, anal, spit vs. swallow, felching, shrimping, etc..
Diane and Nik whisper and giggle.. Nik even cracks up! It was good to see
     

Marvin's working: talking sex technique with Drew again, who's suitably awed & impressed, and quizzing the girls - especially Diane - "would you do this?" "would you do that?".. He acts like Diane's never said before that she's never had an orgasm
     

Diane hates it, loves it, hates it, loves it - it is after all, attention
     

But Nik pulls out all the stops, claiming she has no gag reflex (and demonstrating how she can touch her tonsils with her tongue - much to Marv's amazement)
talking about realistic dildos.. artificial vaginas.. and the pièce de resistance:
"Excuse me waiter, there's a foreskin in my burrito"
     
Marvin: Are you ex-bulimic or something?

Karen says she's afraid of bugs - all bugs - they all tease her about it..
and then Marvin tells a story..
His cousin got taken to the ER once with a bug in his ear..
He goes into great detail, and busts up while Karen squirms
 

Marvin: Forceps were used in his ear to get the bug out while it was dying..


(thanks to Amy's Bus Ticket for Marvin's hysterics pics)

Finally they disperse: Marvin douses the grill.. Nik passes out looking like a sleeping little girl with her stuffed cow in spite of her explicit sex chat earlier.. Cowboy gets back up to answer BB's call to close the blinds
   
Big Brother: Thanks man.. Michael Ellis, our personal hero

The hand-jivers fight for awhile - she's jealous about twins, he's jealous about Marv - then follow their established pattern by making out and jiving for awhile (feeders thought they'd do more, but apparently they didn't fight long or hard enough)..
Karen lies awake listening
   
Diane: Do you understand where I'm coming from.. trying to help you out?
(about the game or about his 'needs'? it's a tough call)

Back in his bed between two twins, Cowboy creeps out some more..
staring left, right, and ahead - over and over and over
   



Goodbye kitty

I think Hello Kitty was Holly's, left behind for Jase, who stuck band-aids all over it, and gave it to Diane on live tv when he was evicted..

An evening on the grill amid drunken sex chat was somewhat anti-climactic after all of Diane's threats to smash it..

In the end, Kitty merely got charred.. but I think it's a nice effect - it's like kitty got a makeover
-Adria
Won the veto - big deal. A feeble attempt at a bath buddies revival isn't enough to earn an upgrade - even with mud - but bug-flying expertise is! At least they pick up their toenail clippings.



^Cowboy
Another creepy day: "Hi mom! I'm just here having fun with two twins.. It's all clean Mom, nothing sexual going on." He may be young (even though he acts like an old fart) but "the Night Prowler" is definitely restless!



^Diane
Hey! I thought she wasn't going to "cuddle" anymore? I wouldn't to parannoy Diane, or make her delusional, but I think she's gearing up for another meltdown.. sweet!



vDrew
Everyone's working on Drew - Marvin, Diane, twins, Cowboy.. we'd be having a field day with him if only he ever reacted with anything but "wow" or "weird."



^Karen
Thanks to Marvin (who else?) she had a most excellent case of the willies.. outdone only by his own fit of hysterics. AND she can name all the states in rapid-fire alphabetical order! I don't think anyone saw that coming.



^Marvin
Everyone knows that hamsters plus booze equals fun.. throw Marvin into the mix and you have another unforgettable evening. Give this man a cigar!



^Nakomis
Sewing projects and no gag reflex, ok she almost lived up to her self-proclaimed weirdness today, and it was damn good to see her laugh. "Waiter, there's a foreskin in my burrito."



vNatalie
I'm so tired of trying to tell them apart and listening to them bitch and moan about everyone, I'll be glad when one goes. A feeble attempt at a bath buddies revival isn't enough to earn an upgrade - even with mud - but at least they pick up their toenail clippings.



-Editors
Manufactured melodrama made a return Saturday, complete with action-hero music and use of the word "livid." Kissing Lessons was cute (a full week late!) but didn't hint at what followed.. And stinkfoot?! Are they even watching Marvin?? Well maybe the "black David Copperfield doing it with smoke and mirrors" has tricked them too. Nice to see CBS also picked up on Karma Electra though - I was starting to think I'd imagined it. Hey! Maybe I tipped them off and they ran back to check the tapes? (we could at least talk about hiring me yanno.. I won't hold you to any commitments) (that goes for anyone with a killer job available who likes what they see here)



xWill
 
Not quite gay enough for the token gig. I'd like him in real life - but this isn't.



xJase
 
Hamster watching doesn't get better than this guy. Bath buddies forever!



xScott
 
The goon is gone - long live the goon :)



xHolly
 
Unique, fun, annoying, ditzy, and oddly vulnerable. Bless her pointy lil head.



xLori
 
This year's Lisa, but without her luck.



xThe Don
 
Smart or not, he was first out: 'nuff said. Fold your arms and go home.




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