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|This site is about the Big Brother 13 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me, and it isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior. Your pal, dingo
Daniele is Head of Household
Adam & Shelly are nominated
Adam won the veto
Shelly's in solitary 24 hours
Jordan's in a catsuit & tutu 1 week
Nobody is Have-not
BB13 DRINKING GAME
Take a swig whenever Jordan says 'wool' (her version of 'well')
Thanks to Facebook runners-up Deborah R & Valerie E (the Shellyspeak game has to go on hiatus)
Big Brother 13 at iTunes
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Brendon was revived a week after eviction after apparently beating the other three evictees to date in a CBS poll, and beating August 11 evictee Lawon in a live ball-chute comp.
They called Adam's elf Cruddy and his beardless look Phillip.
Brendon's knees got messed up from the food comp with the ant costumes.
They called Dominic PT for pre-teen, a running gag about how young he looks, and/or part-time, referring to his modeling career.
Nominations & veto were pairs-based until there were 10 left.
The evictee's surviving partner got one of four Golden Keys, meaning they couldn't be nominated or play for HOH until there were 10 left.
Dick left mysteriously, off the feeds, due to 'personal reasons' per him and CBS. We may never know the full story.
CBS shows air Sundays and Wednesdays at 8pm, and live eviction Thursdays at 9pm
Big Brother After Dark airs 1-4am Thursdays and 12-3am other nights, on Showtime in USA and Global Reality in Canada
BB13 prizes are the same: $500k for the winner and $50k for 2nd place. The others still earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. The BB veterans might get more.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 microphones.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
All feeds stay on one 'scene' when someone's in Diary.
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A very long wait (Saturday)A rare afternoon veto comp was long as they often are, but worse, when they came back we had no indication of who had won for the longest time.. even normally reliable sources were posting the wrong info.. finally it came out on the feeds that Adam had won, and I hope somebody gives him a slap when he gets home for not letting us know sooner - he should know better
Daniele, Shelly & Adam played along with Jeff, Jordan and Kalia, and apparently Porsched hosted yet again.. it was the trading off prizes comp: other results appear to be Jordan won the catsuit - this time it's green with a pink tutu, goofy slippers, I'M WITH STUPID on the front and KICK ME on the back, required pigtails, and a beaniecopter hat that says DUNCE - she loves it and wears it well, and it worked especially nice for a repeat of her tooty-toot rendition of "Saints Go Marching In".. Jeff won another $5,000.. Kalia won a Caribbean trip.. Daniele won a veto ticket, guaranteeing her a spot in next week's comp.. Shelly's in solitary confinement in the Have-not room, with bread and slop, a port-a-potty, and a phone call home when she gets out - presumably in 24 hours, or possibly sooner as in the past
Meanwhile there's this: Porsche had said on previous night-before-comps that she'd like to put laxatives in others' food.. last night she did put something into the house Muscle Milk supply and stirred it through - Daniele & Kalia watched, seemed surprised and made comments about it, but didn't stop her: flashback 8/13 12.08am F1/2.. most think it was Benefiber - a container on the counter in the FB looks like it could be Metamucil? but I don't know if that's what she was scooping from.. please address questions or concerns about this to CBS and not to me, I'm just passing it along.. thanks to @IsBallygood for passing it to me, and to @Princess_Bitchy for reminding me Porsche's been cooking and baking a lot lately for them all - hmmm
A lot can change in a dayYesterday Shelly was stomping around the habitat, stirring up confrontations like Godzilla - tonight she's locked up in her padded cell all alone
She looked pretty sad most of the evening but she had visits from Jordan, who described her costume and they both laid on the floor so Shelly could sort of see it under the door.. and from Daniele, who told her to relax, that she was going to put up Brendon and get him out (which is what she said yesterday she'd say to everyone, and that it would be a lie - but that was yesterday).. Porsche joined them for a bit, and Jordan paid a repeat visit later.. Shelly sounded okay, she's looking forward to her phone call, and is probably enjoying the break somewhat - however she was unable to run damage control when retells of yesterday's shenanigans picked up again
Jeff & Jordan had a very, very long strategy chat after Showtime and discussed their options, including wondering if Shelly was of any value to them and most every scenario possible from here on out.. Jeff seems bent on winning BB13 (even sounding at times like he's entitled to it like Brendon & Rachel do) while Jordan said she'd be fine going to jury, but they pretty much concluded the same as most hamster strategy chats, that they have to win HOH.. flashback 8/14 12.40am for the start of three parts: Jorff, Brendon joins, then Jorff again.. Jordan's a lot savvier about all this than many give her credit for
Last season on this day, Day 43, Rachel was back for her return visit and had her face-off with Ragan - it seems like it was much later in the game but it wasn't.. a year later, we still have her & Brendon on our feeds
If you STILL don't have the feeds, you really shouldn't rely on me so much: this is a very, very good time to get a 3-day free trial - all hell is finally breaking loose
Flashback city (Friday)The more things change, the more they stay the same, especially when it comes to this show.. we're right back where we were two weeks ago, only we don't have Lawon around to keep it amusing.. the feedmasters are still mostly stuck on Brendon & Rachel or Daniele & Kalia so I've been paying even less attention than before, but Shelly made me laugh when she was complaining about Rachel constantly draping herself over Brendon, and her impromptu demonstration on Adam
Things started to shift when pre-noms meetings finally began with Shelly talking with Daniele, which turned into an argument about what Kalia did or didn't say, so Shelly sent Daniele to fetch Kalia (flashback 8/12 1.50pm).. Shelly went from confronting Kalia to casting doubt on Porsche, to ego-stroking Daniele after Kalia left, to casting doubt on Kalia, to an apology for misunderstandings/confusion and not believing Daniele 100%, ending with Daniele talking about her personal stuff (rare), a hug and a "love you" from Daniele.. Shelly retold fairly accurately to Jeff & Jordan, and Kalia retold to Porsche with editorial changes, derision, and 1,000 faces (see Links of the Day)
Next up was Shelly vs Kalia (8/12 3.50pm) which led to casting doubt on Porsche, their race convo, use of BB winnings (to charity, said Shelly), which all led to more apologies and another hug.. finally Shelly confronted Porsche directly (8/12 4.23pm) about all the you said/she said/she said, her lapdance on TV and what will her father think, culminating with Shelly walking away and no hug.. as always, retells carried on unchecked, usually lasting longer than the original convos
Meanwhile, Brendon made an everlasting pitch to Daniele, with Rachel in tow.. apparently he was somewhat successful as Daniele told Kalia she wants to put up Adam & Shelly as pawns, lying to them that her intent would be to backdoor Brendon, and that Brendon could get rid of Jeff the following week and/or anyone else could get rid of Brendon, or something - flashback 8/12 4.50pm.. she did nominate Adam & Shelly
Post-noms, the slop continued to hit the fan: flashback 8/12 7.16pm for Shelly vs Rachel, and 7.38pm for Jeff vs Jordan - yep, that's right.. retells, rehashes, talk-downs and rev-ups carried on, like they do.. Shelly melted down in tears more than once, trashing Rachel to pretty much anyone who'd listen, and pretty much all of them agreed and wondered why Shelly thought "Rachel lies" was news
As far as who's lying about what, I'm afraid I've drawn the line this year at tracking pinky-swears: I'm spread way too thin to keep count of every handshake, fist hit, contradictory F3 arrangement, and desperation deal that pops up.. anyway, everybody knows pinky-swears are the only truly valid currency when it comes to Big Brother
Ratings - Ball of Confusion editionRatings are Friday's with a few additions, based on entertainment value
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8/14 CBS 8pm HOH comp, nominations, assorted drama
8/15 Veto meeting
9/11 No CBS show
9/14 CBS 9.30pm Finale 90 minutes
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Thursday's live show remained in first place with 8.6 million viewers, 5.2 rating and 9 share, ahead of 'So You Think You Can Dance' finale on FOX with 6.8/4.1/7, 'Expedition Impossible' on ABC with 5.2/3.1/5, and 'The Office' and '30 Rock' reruns on NBC with 3.1/2.0/3 and 2.7/1.8/3 respectively.
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BBQ Smackdown ScorecardBig Brother 13
Round 1: BBQ ½, Adam ½, Rachel 0
Big Brother 12
Round 1: BBQ ½, Brendon 0
Round 2: BBQ 2, Britney 0, Lane 0
Round 3: BBQ 1, Lane 0, CBS 0
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Round 3: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, CBS 0, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0
LINES OF THE DAYSaturday:
Shelly to Jordan: You won everybody's heart today in the whole entire nation when they see it.. I won the whole entire game today when I won the phone call
Adam: On the 6th day, God said fuck catfish
Adam about Shelly: She eats like a fuckin pigeon anyway
Jordan: There's only so much you can say, and then you just ramble
Jeff to Jordan: If you're playing what if, why don't you what if that we win?
Jeff: I'm not even doing anything this year, and my jokes are shitty
Jeff: This isn't a moral contest - this is doing what's right
Adam: You can only be a pawn so many times before you go out
Brendon: We should periodically go up to Daniele's room to see if she got Pandora's box - oh wait, we'll know, won't we?
Rachel: Brendon, should I wash my hair?
Brendon: America decided to keep me here, I need to earn my keep
Shelly: It was the same way when the feeds were off, they all started whispering about.." [cut to palms]
Kalia: People in this house clearly don't know how to vote
Shelly to Daniele & Kalia: Porsche said she has a Final 3 deal with Rachel & Brendon
Jeff after meeting with Daniele in Have-not: See? My office is nice, all business
Brendon: I shouldn't even be here right now
Shelly: Rachel, don't do your squintin' and guintin' at me
Jordan: It's a purple elephant with stripes, wearing a hat
Jeff to Jordan: If we get married, I'm changing my name to Lloyd, Mr & Mrs Jordan Lloyd
LINKS OF THE DAYLa Gone and Resurrection by BB House Rodents, brilliant.. also Stupid Minions crossword suitable for printing
Shellyspeak by @2112Productions
One minute of Kalia by me
B-Side Blog with Thursday's show
24/7 feeds - SuperPass free trial see everything happen before it gets edited into something else for tv
BB adult pics & links - explicit! Includes Brendon's Penisgate
CBS Big Brother 13 the official site
All my BB 13 links merchandise, other BB sites, everyone's Twitter.
Some of the best of the best:
Attwx Remembers Big Brother
I Hate Big Brother
Hamsterwatch shirts, mugs, more
Sir LinksALot Big Brother 13
CBS BB East Coast live feed
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLYSex events: 2
Brendon/Rachel 7/25 3.10am
Brendon/Rachel 7/11 3.32am
Sex events cancelled by knee-jabbing:
1 Brendon/Rachel 7/26 2.54am
Food tampering incidents: 1
Porsche 8/13 12.08am
Major fights/house meetings: 1
Brendon, Jordan, Dominic, Kalia, Jeff, Daniele plus supporting players 7/27 1.18pm
Noteworthy fights: 6
Rachel vs Shelly 8/12 7.16pm
Rachel vs Daniele 8/3 3.52pm
Brendon vs Kalia 7/27 12.52pm
Brendon vs Daniele 7/25 10.55am
Rachel vs Cassi 7/17 8.25pm
Brendon vs Rachel (ongoing)
Revivals: 1 Brendon
Pinky swears: 4
Jordan/Dominic 7/17 3.37pm
Jordan/Kalia 7/18 11.27pm
Jordan/Rachel 7/21 10.03pm
Jeff/Shelly 8/5 9.15pm
Striptease shows: 2
Brendon/Rachel 8/2 10.36pm
'The Soup' mentions: 1
Adam <3 Tori, Hofftacular comp & visit
Beyond BB scandals: 1
Jeff & Dumbledoregate
Nominee speech scorchers: 1 Dominic
Premature exits: 1 Dick
Absentee hamsters: 1 Jason
CBS goofs: 18
- Day count error 8/11 show
- Showtime 8/10 crawl misspelling 'Big Brother Odessy'
- Showtime 8/9 & 8/10 crawl: all 4 evictees will compete against 8/11 evictee for revival
- Misspelled AMERICA
- Revival poll & Brendon's eviction posted a day early
- Pauley Perrette in BB 'Newest Photos'
- All noobs are Alan Cumming
- Called noms 'eviction ceremony'
- Cassi's exit interview bla bla bla
- Survivor Jenna Morasca at ComicCon in Jordan's HOH pics
- Cassi misspelled by Allison Grodner
- Golden Ticket Holder 7/17 show
- Julie congratulating Jordan for her 'first HOH win' 7/14 show
- Forgot to move Julie to The Talk
- Labeling Jeff as Dominic
- Premature show schedule
- 3am wrong trivia screen
- Typo 'Evil' Dick
(I'm not even tracking out-of-sequences on the CBS shows or many of the Showtime crawl errors)
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