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|This site is about the Big Brother 13 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me, and it isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior. Your pal, dingo
Daniele is Head of Household
Brendon used veto on Rachel
Brendon & Jordan are nominated
Brendon, Lawon, Jordan are Have-not
Adam's in elf suit 1 week
BB13 DRINKING GAME
Take a swig whenever Kalia stops talking (it's time we all dry out a bit)
Big Brother 13 at iTunes
Season Pass or individual episodes
They're calling Adam's elf 'Cruddy'.
Brendon's knees got messed up from the food comp with the ant costumes.
They call Dominic PT for pre-teen, a running gag about how young he looks, and/or part-time, referring to his modeling career.
Nominations & veto were pairs-based until there were 10 left.
The evictee's surviving partner got one of four Golden Keys, meaning they couldn't be nominated or play for HOH until there were 10 left.
Dick left mysteriously, off the feeds, due to 'personal reasons' per him and CBS. We may never know the full story.
CBS shows air Sundays and Wednesdays at 8pm, and live eviction Thursdays at 9pm
Big Brother After Dark airs 1-4am Thursdays and 12-3am other nights, on Showtime in USA and Global Reality in Canada
BB13 prizes are the same: $500k for the winner and $50k for 2nd place. The others still earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. The BB veterans might get more.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 microphones.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
All feeds stay on one 'scene' when someone's in Diary.
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Slurpydurp interruptus (Monday)If you've kept up here, you weren't surprised that Brendon veto'd Rachel off the block and Daniele pawned Jordan in her place.. Brendon patted himself on the back afterward for blindsiding Daniele but he didn't - she was prepared for it.. he also paused his & Rachel's teary sniffling to count up her past comp wins and urge her on
This is good news especially for overnighters who won't ever have to see or hear Brendon & Rachel doing their slurpydurp and worse, since he has to share the Have-not room through Thursday's show and she'll probably remain glued next to him.. also, we've never seen Rachel on her own in there - she might get her Vegas back - but be prepared for the worst, Hamsterwatchers: a possible revolving door revival
They all went into feeding frenzy mode after the meeting, like they do.. Daniele told Lawon that Brendon & Rachel had tried to "cop a deal" with her to put him up & out, and urged him to win HOH on Thursday
Trashbag wedding dancersIt took all day to prepare and just minutes to play out, but it was great fun: Lawon choreographed and played a beat while Porsche did a striptease for Brendon, from comp milkman uniform down to sexy swimsuit, and Adam stripped for Rachel, from elf suit down to skivvies
The crowd loved it of course, as did the recipients: Brendon had a bigger smile than he does playing CLAP CLAP BANG BANG POW POW aka Big Booty.. flashback 8/1 10.59pm to see the show.. unfortunately Showtime missed most of it - you guys need the feeds! Adam topped it off by doing a cannonball into the pool, and they got a second booze delivery
Otherwise it was another day of buzz buzz, with Jordan parannoying a bit even with her many assurances of safety, and Rachel & Brendon alternately campaigning and freaking out with each other.. as always, they're convinced nobody else in there has any right to be there, but Brendon stepped over the line when he said BB12 Britney's house fire was a result of karma because she was mean to him.. Porsche came out of the background in more ways than one: she's gaming loud and hard, all over the habitat
Rise and shine (Sunday)Shelly & Brendon tend to get up early, but most of them roll out of bed around the crack o' noon, including Porsche today.. Shelly had been hard at work before that, getting Brendon all riled up about Kalia, his father, and getting Rachel riled up about Cassi's modeling, and getting both of them riled up about BB in general and how only "competitors" should matter
It rained at the habitat today, which we hardly ever see other than BB9 which was the winter/spring version - Brendon made a trashbag shirt to frolic in it.. the rain caused some leftover comp snow to fall in lazy flurries from the roof and/or awnings.. talk of a Brendon/Rachel mock wedding complete with trashbag wedding dress has continued - maybe it will happen before one of them leaves, unlike the forgotten Franklin trial
Daniele met with Jeff & Jordan about re-noms, saying she doesn't want to put up Jordan but might have to as a pawn - Jordan said she wouldn't mind (she wouldn't have the survivor mad about her vote that way).. they also talked about Brendon possibly planning to take off Rachel and only telling everyone he'll take himself off (which Brendon has told Rachel he'll do, which explains her recent calm).. they also said Porsche might be a safer pawn, as did Adam when he met with Daniele
Trashbag weddingPlans for Rachel & Brendon's mock wedding actually developed into something.. they've got a schedule for it with the actual wedding a day or two away with Lawon officiating, bachelor/ette parties along the way, but tonight they designed and made Rachel's dress
It wasn't the first time trashbags have been used for hamster attire (remember the designer pants Lydia made for Natalie?) but it was a stylish project just the same.. Shelly & Jordan did most of the work this time, with Porsche and later Kalia pitching in.. the dress has a long train, tinfoil accents, glittery bling of course, a comp crown tiara with veil, with very stylish trashbag & foil roses for her bouquet and/or decorations
The guys watched from afar, trying to stay uninvolved.. Daniele wasn't around, possibly sleeping.. Rachel was a great sport through it all, being pleasant and fun, and joking about her "trashy wedding".. I've always enjoyed arts & crafts project nights in there - this was one of the better ones, and I'm really glad they actually did something besides lay around and repeat themselves
Brendon & Rachel met with Daniele, making an actory-voiced pitch about cutting a deal and Brendon staying, but their whisper afterward implied he's still planning to use his veto on Rachel and apparently they're hoping to catch Daniele offguard tomorrow.. Daniele's face remained blank for most of it.. she sighed and slipped into her bathtub with a beer after they left
Ratings - Best Face Forward editionRatings are Sunday's with slight upgrades for Monday, based on entertainment value
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8/2 Trashbag wedding
8/2 Julie presents Top Ten Reasons to Watch Big Brother on Letterman
8/3 Camera posing, Daniele's blog
8/3 CBS 8pm Veto comp, veto meeting, assorted drama
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Which food supplement should the Have-nots get?
> Seaweed & sardines
Sunday's show remained in first place with 8.05 million viewers, 4.7 rating and 8 share, ahead of 'Extreme Makeover: Home Edition' rerun on ABC with 4.5/2.8/5, 'America's Got Talent' rerun on NBC with 3.7/2.3/4, and 'The Simpsons' and 'The Cleveland Show' reruns on FOX with 3.6/1.9/3 and 3.3/1.8/3 respectively.
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News & updatesJulie said she'll tell us next Thursday how we can "play a role in the next game-changing twist" which smells like a Revive-a-Hamster vote to me - they usually introduce polls on other days otherwise. So whoever goes this week might have the chance (and reality) of coming right back in again.
It's almost a certainty that Keith, Cassi & Dominic have been sequestered for possible future revival twistage.. we'll know soon enough.
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LINES OF THE DAYMonday:
Daniele: This is perfect, this is exactly what I wanted - why do I feel so bad?
Shelly to Brendon: Are you going to get a sword handed to you for chivalry?
Adam: I get enough of a tan in the Diary Room
Kalia: I found legs in my bed
Adam: A clean elf is a happy elf
Jordan: I always thought Sponge-Bob was cheese
Daniele: You look sad, do you need a hug?
Shelly: It zaps your energy, spending that much time disliking someone
Rachel: I get made fun of for everything - if they make fun, they like you
Jeff about Porsche: Never ever have her relay something to me, I just can't take it
Adam: Back to this damn cruddy outfit
Adam: It's magically delicous! Oh, wrong fictional character
Jeff: It's bad luck to see you in a fake trashbag wedding dress
Rachel: It's going to be a trashy wedding
Porsche: What's a cesspool?
Daniele: We're getting really boring in this house as a whole
Jordan on the show: A bad experience with fish in kindergarten scarred me for life
LINKS OF THE DAYB-Side Blog with Sunday's show
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Some of the best of the best:
Attwx Remembers Big Brother
I Hate Big Brother
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CBS BB East Coast live feed
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLYSex events: 2
Brendon/Rachel 7/25 3.10am
Brendon/Rachel 7/11 3.32am
Sex events cancelled by knee-jabbing:
1 Brendon/Rachel 7/26 2.54am
Major fights: 1
Brendon, Kalia, Jeff, Daniele, Rachel, plus supporting players 7/27 12.50pm
Noteworthy fights: 3
Daniele vs Brendon 7/25 10.55am
Rachel vs Cassi 7/17 8.25pm
Brendon vs Rachel (ongoing)
Striptease shows: 2
'The Soup' mentions: 1
Adam + Tori, Hofftacular comp & visit
Beyond BB scandals: 1
Jeff & Dumbledoregate
Nominee speech scorchers: 1 Dominic
Premature exits: 1 Dick
Absentee hamsters: 1 Jason
CBS goofs: 12
- All noobs are Alan Cumming
- Called noms 'eviction ceremony'
- Cassi's exit interview bla bla bla
- Survivor Jenna Morasca at ComicCon in Jordan's HOH pics
- Cassi misspelled by Allison Grodner
- Golden Ticket Holder 7/17 show
- Julie congratulating Jordan for her 'first HOH win' 7/14 show
- Forgot to move Julie to The Talk (fixed)
- Labeling Jeff as Dominic (fixed)
- Premature show schedule (fixed)
- 3am wrong trivia screen
- Typo 'Evil' Dick
(I'm not even tracking out-of-sequences on the CBS shows or the Showtime crawl errors)
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