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Pray for booze (Sunday)

We got a bee instead

UNDERSTANDING 2.0 (Saturday)

Pinky swear recap

Ratings - It's a Comedy Show edition

Sunday's would have been a fun show with the flip-flop edits of happy Jeff & Jordan alternating with miserable Rachel & Brendon, if all that wasn't such a tired rerun. Hasselhoff came and ate sushi, and moved on to more TMZ headlines in the wake of an extended commercial for 'Same Name'. I'm surprised the hamsters haven't griped about watching a TV show being the new 'luxury' rather than a movie or prizes like they used to get. While I'm the first to give them credit for an error-free show (at least as far as I know), I'm holding them at neutral until there is or isn't a booze delivery tonight: that alone will determine their fate. Update: some booze did arrive, so it's ups all the way even though there wasn't enough and no fights erupted, again.
Paired with Dominic NOMINATED He was this close to hitching a ride back to Hoboken until Jeff came down on him hard Saturday night, and now he seems to be sitting cozy - go figure. That's good for him and nice for me if he keeps promoting my site, but the others are very wrong: I am not paying him to do so! I can barely afford toast as it is and anyway, I didn't know him from Adam before the premiere.	Paired with Rachel HOLDS VETO We're well past the sell-by date for his act and I really don't like the fact that we're stuck with him again. His fights with Rachel are so ridiculous: he starts each one with 'I don't want to fight but..' and the only apology he knows is 'I'm sorry but..' If he'd learn to STFU once in awhile maybe he'd be tolerable, but at this rate he'll be on Hamsterwatch ignore soon.
Paired with Shelly She started off okay and had Dominic in her pocket, but Shelly befriended her so well that when they were both nominated, Cassi just laid down and died. She complained a lot, failed to fulfill her catfight potential, and was the third model in a row to be booted out second. She had the best Mirror-Face since BB5/7 Jase.	Paired with Dick GOLDEN KEY TICKET She thought she was running everything in there but now she's Public Enemy #1 and she's found out she only has Dominic in her pocket. Thanks to so much double-dipping with the vets and the noobs, and her premature push to backdoor Jeff, it looks like Dominic will be going instead, just to clip her wings. I'm beyond disappointed she didn't have more than a hissyfit when a fight was called for, but that's how they are, and that's why she's stuck at neutral.
Paired with Daniele We haven't had a premiere night no-show since BB9 Jacob, and we haven't had a mysterious early exit since BB9 Neil. These pairs twist seasons just seem to complicate things for production. No real word yet on why Dick's gone (and there may never be) but he sure was looking rough in the premiere.	Paired with Adam NOMINATED It's possible he'll be the first truly shocked face this season when Julie calls his name, and that's always fun. He'll be able to blame Daniele for it as he's her pawn in the true sense of the word, and he will suffer the fate those little insignificant pieces do when they get between their queen and her enemies.
Paired with Jordan If I'd done Saturday ratings, he'd have been negative for his very overblown and nasty confrontation with Adam, which was uncalled for and out of character for the Jeff we've come to know on all these CBS shows. But he redeemed himself back to neutral Sunday for parannoying about Daniele time and again (even though he didn't confront her), and for popping a few random funnies like the old fun Jeff. He needn't have been so worried about Daniele's Operation Backdoor Jeff anyway - Julie would have just revived him and sent him back in.	Paired with Jeff She keeps being told by the other HB4 not to talk game to anyone else, but that's all she does with Shelly. It's almost comical how easily Shelly plants seeds with her, it's endearing how much Jordan spills without even realizing it, and it's fascinating to watch what Shelly does with it.
Paired with Lawon I'm pretty much done with her but she was funny when she flipped out Sunday and asked people to guarantee her their vote: apparently she was under the impression that she and Lawon would be going up at the veto meeting? Talk about being out of the loop.	Paired with Porsche He claimed to be a fan since BB1 but even watching only CBS, he clearly wasn't paying attention: who throws a veto comp when they're on the block? He went in with a clearly outlined womanizing strategy which failed miserably, he set off another BB Weinergate, and he panicked himself right out the door.
Paired with Kalia I've never really had a favorite hamster before - it's nice! I can give him ups just because I like him.	Paired with Keith GOLDEN KEY Who?
Paired with Brendon HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD I'm as tired of her as I am of Brendon, but she finally told him to clam it Sunday night after yet another round in their ridiculous series of spats so she's upgraded to neutral. It's their own business if they want to play this everlasting bickering power struggle game, but why do we have to be keep being subjected to it? If she doesn't like him running her HOH, her game, or her life, she shouldn't have turned them all over to him. But she did and now we have to suffer for it.	Paired with Cassi GOLDEN KEY A week ago I said here that I thought she could almost take on Dr. Will and now I'm sure of it. I'm pretty sure every turn of events these last few days were her doing but she's incredibly sly and smooth about it, and nobody seems to be on to her except possibly Kalia. Actually Kalia can't be really on to her since Kalia's not aware of anything going on in there, but Kalia doesn't like Shelly and is starting to badmouth her.. maybe it's a sixth sense sort of thing.

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