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This site is about the Big Brother 13 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me, and it isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior. Your pal, dingo


Cassi evicted 9-0
Rachel is Head of Household
Adam & Dominic are nominated
Nobody is Have-not
Rachel's on slop (plus HOH goodies) 2 weeks from 7/16
Daniele, Porsche, Shelly have Golden Keys


Take a swig whenever someone changes clothes
I'm letting this one ride another day as wardrobe selection & primping for Thursday's live show caused a few blackouts - sorry



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They call Dominic PT for pre-teen, a running gag about how young he looks, and/or part-time, referring to his modeling career.

Nominations & veto will be pairs-based until there are 10 left.

The surviving partner of evictee gets one of four Golden Keys, meaning they can't be nominated or play for HOH until there are 10 left.

Dick left myseriously, off the feeds, due to 'personal reasons' per him and CBS. We may never know the full story.

CBS shows air Sundays and Wednesdays at 8pm, and live eviction Thursdays at 9pm

Big Brother After Dark airs 1-4am Thursdays and 12-3am other nights, on Showtime in USA and Global Reality in Canada

BB13 prizes are the same: $500k for the winner and $50k for 2nd place. The others still earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester.

The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 microphones.

The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.

All feeds stay on one 'scene' when someone's in Diary.

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Luxury? (Friday)

It looks like they recycled the big bell from the BB6 Coup de Comp and other times since, relating to today's "luxury" comp.. it sounds like they had to figure out David Hasselhoff's name from clues, and Jordan did

Naturally he showed up in the habitat with his same similarly named co-star David Haseloff, and the hamsters ate sushi with him while he pimped his new show "Same Name".. Jordan selected Jeff, Shelly and Kalia to watch it with her as her prize for winning, and this is what passes for luxury in there anymore.. several of them said "The Hoff" seemed to be on something

Apparently Rachel & Brendon had yet another fight during all that, and Rachel's behavior was being talked about afterwards, again.. a lot of pre-noms buzzing took place, like it does, leaving Rachel sounding like she's ready to turn on Jordan next, with Daniele urging her on, saying Jordan had said this about Rachel and that about Rachel.. and on it goes

Once again, the buzzing and waffling came to nothing: Rachel nominated Adam & Dominic, as planned


Tossing girls and floating scabs

Brendon manhandled Daniele out of the blue and tossed her up in the air.. when she came down, she scraped his scabby knees, causing him grief.. Rachel was there and saw it: whether something comes from this later or not remains to be seen

Daniele's been working overtime between Rachel and Jordan, providing each of them fuel to start hating the other.. Porsche wore something different today and was on the feeds for quite awhile, like speed-rapping to like Rachel for like a long time

Dominic continues to get around like a nervous firecracker about to go off.. Shelly's getting fed up with all of them, especially Rachel.. Kalia's telling more stories about her background that may or may not be true.. Lawon continues to play his oh-so-quiet game, leading most of them to believe he's not playing at all (he is).. Jeff & Jordan are still enjoying their vacation at summer camp.. Adam continues to talk up this site and I'm truly shocked & grateful for that - a hearty welcome to anyone arriving here based on his say-so

They all gathered for a rare group convo about nothing & everything, including coming up with "bizarro" versions of each other - having them all together and not talking game for awhile was bizarro in itself

Rachel drank some of her HOH wine and took a bubble bath with Brendon that sent the squick-meter into the red zone, what with her leg hairs, his toe hairs and his knee scabs all floating around in there with them.. she didn't drink enough and their nightly argument did not escalate to a full-fledged fight this time, but she did show some nipple.. I'm anxiously awaiting the return of the "I AM VEGAS!" Rachel but so far no luck.. most of them gathered again in the living room for yet more chit-chat that was mildly entertaining

Feedmasters seem to be going for a new record of trivia/palms/fishies blockage but I don't think we're missing much: it's a dull group of non-violent hamsters and they are booze-deprived


"Sorry I touched your area" (Thursday)

Those were among Cassi's last words on the feeds, as she interrupted Adam's toothbrushing during the Thursday pre-show Primp-a-Thon to fiddle with his belt and his shirttail.. he took it in stride, pausing to flash us an "are you seeing this??" look as she tucked

Cassi was evicted 9-0 as expected, and walked the plank to Julie's boudoir and possibly to a hotel room afterward to await future revival.. time will tell

Rachel won the HOH comp, again, which was based on viewer answers to questions about them all, and Brendon was the last one standing with her? Oh well, nothing we can do about it now.. if you answered the CBS poll with the answers she gave, consider yourself partially responsible.. audio of Rachel peeing did hit the live show on CBS, but it was cut for Westies - Jeff talking about going next stayed in



Once everyone got over that, it was another long wait til HOH room but the shmoozing started in earnest before that, notably with Shelly working on Kalia, Lawon and Rachel one by one, now that her work with Cassi is over.. Shelly and Daniele each told Rachel not to be gloaty and to stay calm this week - exactly what we do not need! Apparently Rachel's second week of slop will be in name only, since she gets to eat or drink anything in her HOH goodies, which included rice along with the usual candy counter but also wine, which is promising

When she jumped out of Diary for the weekly room reveal charade, all the others were hiding and nobody replied to the "Who wants to see my HOH room?" screech.. they let her stand there in silence for a second and then pelted her with pillows before dutifully trotting up to ooh and ahh over the pics and letter.. Brendon whined later that nothing was said in the letter about his family

Shelly, Adam and Dominic exited quickly to prepare much-needed food, which they enjoyed heartily.. shmoozing carried on, like it does, even though Rachel was worried more of them were hanging with Jeff & Jordan than with her

Adam & Dominic might be the targets but it's too soon for me to call - I'd have to listen more carefully than I do to all the shmoozefests, and I'm a little tired of hearing Rachel at this point in time, at least unless/until she starts drinking again


Ratings - Future Shock special edition

Ratings are based on the lounge room's fortune teller predictions. That's a joke, as are these ratings. I hate that I have to explain that, but I don't want to spend all day hearing from people asking 'OMG IS THAT REALLY TRUE??!!!' but I probably will anyway, even with this disclaimer. Neutrals all around.
VTE = Voted to evict

What was up with the little cape on Julie's safari outfit? If you answered the poll questions with the answers Rachel gave but you don't want to take credit for her winning the HOH comp, you can blame these guys.. I tweaked up the silhouettes in the comp prep leak so they're almost identifiable. See Links of the Day below for two new goofs by TPTB: it was a stellar day for production from start to finish. If they'd just make some hefty booze deliveries once in awhile, we'd have something to watch and they'd have something to edit for their little TV program. Update: another gaffe on Friday was removed quickly after I posted it, but I've linked a screencap of it below.

Paired with Dominic
VTE Cassi
After a successful career as spokesmodel for the National Bacon Association, Adam entered local politics and became the first mayor of Hoboken to run a campaign with Heavy Metal Teddybear posters and slogans. He and Fara lived happily ever after in the guest bungalow of Tori Spelling's mansion that she gave them as a wedding present.

Paired with Rachel
VTE Cassi
Unfortunately, fame was fleeting for Mr Villegas. Kicked out of his PhD program for ethics violations, he was abandoned by his family and has been rarely heard from since the finale of Big Brother 13. Lately some rumors have popped up that photographs of his feet can be seen in podiatry textbooks.

Paired with Shelly
She started off okay and had Dominic in her pocket, but Shelly befriended her so well that when they were both nominated, Cassi just laid down and died. She complained a lot, failed to fulfill her catfight potential, and was the third model in a row to be booted out second. She had the best Mirror-Face since BB5/7 Jase.

Paired with Dick
VTE Cassi
Daniele has had a stellar career, starring on Big Brother 8, 13, 14, 16, 17, 18 and of course the star-studded 20th Anniversary edition. She doesn't make public appearances, but she's been quoted as saying she'll keep coming back until she finishes better than second place.

Paired with Daniele
We haven't had a premiere night no-show since BB9 Jacob, and we haven't had a mysterious early exit since BB9 Neil. These pairs twist seasons just seem to complicate things for production. No real word yet on why Dick's gone (and there may never be) but he sure was looking rough in the premiere.

Paired with Adam
VTE Cassi
Dominic continued to pursue his pre-med diploma even though his modeling career has almost taken him to world class cities from time to time. He hopes to become the first MD to be homeschooled through medical school but that wasn't always a goal: he just kept getting kicked out of universities for interrupting anatomy lectures with crude, adolescent jokes.

Paired with Jordan
VTE Cassi
Having appeared on every CBS reality show, Jeff's next goal is to be on every reality show on television. He's got 482 under his belt at last count, including simultaneous appearances on six elimination cooking shows, and in his last series of press rounds, he figures he's only got 5,000 more shows to go, give or take. He and Jordan are still a couple and see each other twice a year.

Paired with Jeff
No vote (HOH)
She pooled her winnings from Big Brother 13 with her Big Brother 11 piggybank and finally finished dental assisting school, but she has yet to tell anyone to 'open wide'. She remains in her hometown, working at the salon, cleaning her dog's poopy bottom, and talking to Jeff once a week via Skype.

Paired with Lawon
VTE Cassi
The breakout star of her season, Kalia went on to fame and fortune in a brilliant singing career. She's said to earn as much as Celine Dion, Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez and Fergie combined, but Kalia only talks about her sexuality in public - never her finances. Or her weight. Next fall she'll finally star as Rudy, the role that escaped her, in the long-awaited remake of 'The Cosby Show'.

Paired with Porsche
He claimed to be a fan since BB1 but even watching only CBS, he clearly wasn't paying attention: who throws a veto comp when they're on the block? He went in with a clearly outlined womanizing strategy which failed miserably, he set off another BB Weinergate, and he panicked himself right out the door.

Paired with Kalia
VTE Cassi
It wasn't easy to step into Julie's shoes and take over hosting Big Brother for CBS, but Lawon has earned praise from both critics and viewers in his new role. When questioned about his popular fashions on the show, he responds that BB host outfits have always been hit or miss, and that he leaves all such decisions to his stylist Dawon.

Paired with Keith
VTE Cassi
She was never heard from again, but her pink velour outfit is being considered for inclusion in the upcoming reality TV exhibit at The Smithsonian.

Paired with Brendon
VTE Cassi
The only has-been to appear on every Big Brother cycle since BB12, she hasn't made it to the jury since her first appearance on the show. Her wedding and subsequent divorce were followed closely by every major media outlet, but becoming a household name doesn't seem to have changed her a bit. It's rumored that she plans to make her next four BB comebacks partnered with Jessie Godderz, but that remains unconfirmed at this time.

Paired with Cassi
No vote (nominee)
She returned home after her stint on BB13 and avoids the spotlight other than reunion shows and reality conventions she's contractually required to attend. She remains busy with her work and happily married. Her daughter Josie has grown up and appears to be happy and well-adjusted, at least compared to many other children of BB contestants. Shelly remains close with all her cast-mates and has taken over Danielle Reyes' place as den mother to Big Brother alums.


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Thursday's live show remained in first place but with a few less viewers, 6.7 million, and 4.1 rating and 7 share, ahead of 'Expedition Impossible' on ABC with 4.6/2.9/5, 'Glee' rerun on FOX with 2.8/1.9/3, and 'The Office' and '30 Rock' reruns on NBC with 2.4/1.6/3 and 2.25/1.6/3 respectively.
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David Hasselhoff: I don't really know what's going on [on 'Big Brother'] to be honest. It's one of those shows I thought I'd never be on.. [it] will make for a nice little promo for our show.

Shelly about Rachel: Act your age, not your shoe size

Rachel: I was pissed because Brendon got mad at me for giving Porsche the answer

Jeff: Adam, want a pizza?
Adam: Not yet, I'm still letting that burger settle

Shelly to herself: These people are freaking nuts

Rachel: I think Adam fucking works for Hamsterwatch - that's all he fucking talks about
(wrong, Rachel, it's a one-person operation)

Porsche: You're wearing the same dress you got evicted in?
Jordan: No
Daniele: She didn't get evicted

Shelly: You guys all have extra hair? I didn't get the memo

Cassi to Adam: Sorry I touched your area

Shelly to Kalia: You're an open book, but you're not an open book - you share what you want to share

Adam about the pool-peeing question: That's not how I roll, or how I pee

Rachel: Everyone is outside talking to Jeff & Jordan, and I'm HOH - is that weird?

Jordan's blog: Rachel isn't as bad as she seems. she's very sweet and caring.

Hamster names per Jordan's blog: Cassie, Brandon, Lawan, Kaleigha, Dominique, Danny


Rachel nip slip on my Adults page - not safe for work, kids, or prudes

BB Breakdown #3 with Ross Mathews and Ryan MacDonald

Yet another CBS screw-up Cassi's interview/blog? Check the answers ( has now removed it)

DogDave nails it

B-Side Blog with Thursday's show

Allison Grodner can't spell Cassi's name

Jenna Morasca among Jordan's HOH pics spotted by @TheBBInsider

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Sex events: 1
Brendon/Rachel 7/11 3.32am

Noteworthy fights: 2
Rachel vs Cassi 7/17 8.25pm
Brendon vs Rachel (ongoing)

Beyond BB scandals: 1
Jeff & Dumbledoregate

Premature exits: 1 Dick

Absentee hamsters: 1 Jason

CBS goofs: 10
- Cassi's exit interview bla bla bla
- Survivor Jenna Morasca at ComicCon in Jordan's HOH pics
- Cassi misspelled by Allison Grodner
- Golden Ticket Holder 7/17 show
- Julie congratulating Jordan for her 'first HOH win' 7/14 show
- Forgot to move Julie to The Talk (fixed)
- Labeling Jeff as Dominic (fixed)
- Premature show schedule (fixed)
- 3am wrong trivia screen
- Typo 'Evil' Dick
(I'm not even tracking out-of-sequences on the CBS shows or the Showtime crawl errors)

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