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This site is about the Big Brother 13 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me, and it isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior. Your pal, dingo


Jordan is Head of Household
Adam & Dominic used veto
Cassi & Shelly are nominated
Adam, Dominic, Cassi, Shelly are Have-nots
Rachel's on slop 2 weeks from 7/16
Daniele & Porsche have Golden Keys


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They call Dominic PT for pre-teen, a running gag about how young he looks, and/or part-time, referring to his modeling career.

Nominations & veto will be pairs-based until there are 10 left.

The surviving partner of evictee gets one of four Golden Keys, meaning they can't be nominated or play for HOH until there are 10 left.

Dick left myseriously, off the feeds, due to 'personal reasons' per CBS. We may never know the full story.

CBS shows air Sundays and Wednesdays at 8pm, and live eviction Thursdays at 9pm

BBAD airs 1-4am Thursdays and 12-3am other nights, on Showtime in USA and Global Reality in Canada

BB13 prizes are the same: $500k for the winner and $50k for 2nd place. The others still earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester.

The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 microphones.

The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.

All feeds stay on one 'scene' when someone's in Diary.

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Buzz buzz buzz (Tuesday)

The day started with another Rachel & Brendon cycle: a random comment sets off a long fight and eventually leads to slurpydurp - flashback 7/19 12.45pm for this one, if you haven't tired of them yet

Today also brought another shout-out to me from Adam (7/19 1.55pm) - the others might be getting tired of those, as they're now calling me Mungo or Bongo.. Cassi & Shelly sat down for an interesting check-in where they compared notes and cycled through the stories everyone had been telling them.. both keep saying they won't campaign but they both are doing so, both subtly and blatantly.. various one-on-one whispery convos carry on everywhere, including Porsche telling Rachel that Shelly was the hinky vote last week - I was hoping that might lead to something, but it hasn't yet

Afternoon had a nice chit-chat in the living room with most of them dropping in from time to time: topics were predictably icky for the most part, but not all.. they finally got around to asking Lawon what he does for a living - this on Day 18 - but it's understandable it took them this long since hamsters are notoriously self-absorbed, as we know

Dinnertime had a slop recipe contest utilizing every condiment known to man.. Jeff, Cassi, Brendon and Jordan did facial masques.. Brendon had to add a costume and silly skit to his, like he does.. later he & Rachel sat silently in the lounge, while Jeff, Jordan, Daniele & Lawon watched on the spyscreen wondering why, and talking about all their fights (much like we do).. it turned out Brendon was thinking up a ghost story for later - I guess Rachel was helping him think, or something

Late night didn't bring much: they blocked Brendon's long thought-out story from us (thank you), Cassi continued her Poor Me loops, Jorff did their platonic pillow-talk rehashes in their greenlight, and Kalia, Dominic & Daniele whispered for hours in theirs


Prankfail (Monday)

Dominic took himself & Adam off the block, and Jordan put up Cassi & Shelly as planned.. tears and hugs ensued, like they do.. Cassi and Rachel continued sniping a bit to others about last night, but not to each other

After last night's poopy pants incident, pranking plans are everywhere.. Dominic & Rachel talked about putting her tanning cream in Jeff's shampoo or gel to turn his gray orange, and Dominic wanted to hide in the HOH tub.. then they all banded together while Adam was napping: they removed the keys, put tape on his picture, and Kalia screamed to wake him up

They all hid in HOH room watching Adam on the spyscreen as he woke up slowly, went to pee, and nonchalantly pulled the tape off the photo.. he sat outside smoking for awhile, and Cassi ran down to replace the tape and start the teakettle whistling.. Adam reacted with a laugh and one clap, then went along to make himself some fried jerky and slop burgers, enjoying them in utter peace and quiet.. most of the crew in HOH fell asleep after awhile, but Brendon remained glued to the spyscreen waiting for a reaction that never happened

Adam officially put an end to it by talking to us, saying that he wasn't about to play "go seek", and what a nice, peaceful couple of hours he'd had


Here come the pinky swears

It's not Big Brother without pinky swears and we had our first tonight - at least the first I'm aware of - between Jordan and Kalia.. it's debatable whether they swore not to put each other up when they're playing as singles, or ever - you be the judge, flashback 7/18 11.27pm.. Update: Nope, it wasn't the first - see Links of the Day

Earlier Rachel confronted Porsche about having heard she'd suggested backdooring Rachel & Brendon, but they pretty much talked it out, for now.. elsewhere this evening there was a lot of trashtalking by all & sundry about all & sundry, behind backs.. they had a booze delivery and a couple hours later discovered they were short one beer, which was a near disaster, and they played bocce with the pool table balls

There was also a lot of the usual game talk, along with pleasantries and chit-chat for Showtime.. no fights

Overnighters were treated to some mob pillow fights, greenlight scary stories with Dominic, Daniele and Kalia, some more bad accents from Brendon, Rachel & Lawon having a quick meeting with the fortune teller, and Cassi running her loops for a few hours to Jordan - I'm not sure if she realizes Jordan doesn't have a vote? Later she had checked in with Lawon, who encouraged her to campaign if she wants to stay


Ratings - Strike a Pose edition

Ratings are based on entertainment value

Tuesday: I keep having people tell me they're cancelling their feeds, not because of the lackluster cast or their stale recycling program, but because of the hyperactive button-pusher on the fishies. Hey, it's not my doing! I'm not sure how they block so much yet manage to catch audio of every pee, but they're the pros. Personally I don't mind fishies as it's a chance to catch up on some other things, and the fishies themselves are becoming interesting. Did you see hear what the white one said about the white one?!

Monday: Golden Ticket Holder? Seriously, they forgot the name of their own twist on Sunday's show? If I had more time & energy, I'd give them all Willy Wonka pics tonight. Let's see, Dominic as Charlie, Adam as his grandpa, Cassi as the egotistical Veruca Salt, Rachel as competitive Violet Beauregarde, Jeff as Mike Teavee, Lawon as a snazzy dressing Oompa Loompa, etc etc - you get the idea. And of course the wonderful Willy Wonka himself in this spot. "Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination" - also known as the CBS 'reality' show Big Brother. As for the rest of the show, that food comp was even more Human Centipede-ish than the hamsters made it sound.

Paired with Dominic
I don't want to give him ups only because he keeps mentioning me, but it's pretty sweet that he does. I only wish he'd do it once on Showtime so I could get some feeds signups. I was really pleased with how he handled Prankfail and glad he had a nice break from them all for awhile. Tuesday he almost-accidentally poured water on Daniele and her bed, and that was good too. Game-wise I think he's doing well, and has a good chance at winning Thursday's HOH comp since he's not as self-absorbed as some of them.

Paired with Rachel
He keeps trying to be a comedian, and he keeps failing at it.

Paired with Shelly
I'm not sure I can take two more days of her moping around, not showering, bumming cigs, complaining about always being 'the pretty girl', and saying she can't go home yet because seeing her on TV is all her unemployed father and jailbird brother have to do. She doesn't realize she'll be a star in the insulated world of BB alums, nor how much her BB bikinis will sell for on eBay. She could even be revived! That would be fun, if only to see Rachel's face.

Paired with Dick
Her game appears to be flawless at this point, but her sarcastic humor is getting a bit more of an edge to it every day. They might notice that and start taking it personally (as it seems to be meant at times), or they might just carry on, oblivious, and send her to finals.

Paired with Daniele
We haven't had a premiere night no-show since BB9 Jacob, and we haven't had a mysterious early exit since BB9 Neil. These pairs twist seasons just seem to complicate things for production. No real word yet on why Dick's gone (and there may never be) but he sure was looking rough in the premiere.

Paired with Adam
He's all over the place, playing way too hard in way too many places, and way too soon. He's double- and triple-dipping like BB10 Brian and BB11 Ronnie, and we know how things turned out for them.

Paired with Jordan
He wasn't feeling well last night or today and it showed, between snapping at Jordan and laying around too much, but he perked up a bit at night and popped some funnies. He applied face masque like a pro, but he's getting obsessive about proclaiming kitchen rules.

Paired with Jeff
Ups for referring to Dominic as Donovan, and for being her ditzy silly sweet self, even though we're all going to have to suffer for her bad choice of nominations.

Paired with Lawon
I'm pretty sure most of the reason I don't dislike her yet is that I don't listen to her very carefully or for very long. Her eating will be inspiring a drinking game soon.

Paired with Porsche
He claimed to be a fan since BB1 but even watching only CBS, he clearly wasn't paying attention: who throws a veto comp when they're on the block? He went in with a clearly outlined womanizing strategy which failed miserably, he set off another BB Weinergate, and he panicked himself right out the door.

Paired with Kalia
Easy ups for his ongoing thrift shop fashions, randomly dancing for Rachel & Brendon when they were isolated in the lounge, and his continuing late night shenanigans.

Paired with Keith
She is kind of odd, isn't she? I only see her once or twice a day, and am starting to post a daily cap of her when I do catch her just to remind us all she's still there. She dropped a potential ticking bomb when she told Rachel that Shelly was the hinky vote, but unfortunately it probably won't come to anything since Rachel wants Cassi gone more than anyone.

Paired with Brendon
See Brendon. Even their fights have lost their sick fascination, although today's was a doozy. The most interesting thing from her today was admitting she was no longer a chemist before last year's season began, so both she and CBS fibbed to us.. surprise!

Paired with Cassi
Her game is so smooth, I think she could almost take on the master, Dr Will. She's got Cassi backed into a corner with noplace to go and even when Cassi does go out and run her poor-me campaign loops, Shelly runs effective damage control. All this while she seems to genuinely care about Cassi and the others - I know, call me a softie, but I think she's got the game and the personal angles in perfect synch.


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Rachel: I come from Care Bear Land

Brendon [robot voice]: If I was really a robot, I would be able to open the storage closet with just my mind
Daniele [robot voice]: Too bad you don't have a mind

Cassi to Shelly: If it's going to change at all, I've got to go to the belly of the beast, so to speak

Rachel about pre-BB12: I was a chemist, but it didn't work out

Jeff impersonating Brendon: Look what I just found! Oops I thought it was my personality

Cassi: So y'all listened to your dreams?
Shelly: I listen to my stomach

Adam: Lovers gotta love, haters gotta hate.. be a lover, not a hater

Rachel: Thank you for not nominating us, even though I was a jerk

Jeff: Let me give you a little tip: don't involve Rachel in the prank
Daniele: Remember she's banned forever from any prank

Lawon: Ashton Kutcher is going to be on Two Half a Men and a Baby

James Rhine: I'll say it again, I am running Dani's twitter
Matt Hoffman: An exclusive!
James Rhine: It's exclusive for people who don't listen

Jordan to Cassi: I wish both you and Shelly could stay in this game

Jeff: We should have cut Dominic's throat and left him bloody on the table
Dominic: We should just throw Jeff off the balcony and see if he lands on his feet

Dominic: This is the dumbest thing I have ever done in my entire life

Adam: So ha ha, joke's on you, bitches!


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Sex events: 1
Brendon/Rachel 7/11 3.32am

Noteworthy fights: 2
Rachel vs Cassi 7/17 8.25pm
Brendon vs Rachel (ongoing)

Beyond BB scandals: 1
Jeff & Dumbledoregate

Premature exits: 1 Dick

Absentee hamsters: 1 Jason

CBS goofs: 7
Golden Ticket Holder 7/17 show
Julie congratulating Jordan for her 'first HOH win' 7/14 show
Forgot to move Julie to The Talk (fixed)
Labeling Jeff as Dominic (fixed)
Premature show schedule (fixed)
3am wrong trivia screen
Typo 'Evil' Dick
(I'm not even tracking out-of-sequences on the CBS shows or the Showtime crawl errors)

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