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We have a heavy make-out couple
and about 84 alliances

Lightweights: Take a swig whenever you see Kristen
Alkies: Take a swig when you don't

Hayden is Head of Household
Rachel & Annie are nominated
Have-nots are over for now

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Lots of bubbles Thursday
Next CBS show is Thursday 8pm: saboteur reveal, live vote, eviction and HOH comp
Nominations Friday

Sunday's show won the hour with 7.0 million viewers, 4.0 rating and 7 share, ahead of 'Law & Order' on NBC with 4.9/3.3/6, 'Extreme Makeover: Home Edition' rerun on ABC with 4.8/2.9/5, and 'The Simpsons' & 'The Cleveland Show' reruns on FOX with 3.7/2.2/4 & 3.4/1.9/3 respectively. 'Big Brother 12' also won the 18-49 demographic.
Rating = % of all TV households
Share = % of households watching TV

CBS is still collecting $1 per text vote for you to tell them your guess who the saboteur is. You can tell me your guess for half the price.

Hamsters know there's a saboteur among them. We'll find out who it is on July 15.

Saboteur will get $50k if s/he lasts five weeks undetected, and s/he might be able to stay to play to win (my guess: it will depend on his or her fan appeal).

Have-Nots have their own room again, and slop again, and popcorn.

Nobody knows why Paolo isn't there.

The winner of BB12 will win $500k and 2nd place gets $50k. Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester.

The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 microphones.

The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.

All feeds stay on one 'scene' when someone's in Diary.


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  July 13 & 14, 2010 - Days 11 & 12       Bookmark and Share

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>> Hayden is Head of Household - Rachel & Annie are nominated <<

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    Say cheese! (Wednesday)

    They had another staboteur video, this one saying s/he escaped the block this week, inferring it's not Annie or Rachel, or maybe not Brendon, or maybe it's just another lie.. the hamsters talked about it for all of 30 seconds and went on their way - they're as uninterested in an ad campaign masquerading as a twist as I am

    If you missed it, the reason I call it stabotage, staboteur or just plain stabo, it's CBS's fault but I have to admit I like stabo a lot, so I've kept it.. they don't tweet much but they can't seem to get things right that are kind of important - today they misspelled Britney's name.. remember, these are paid professionals

    That was pretty much the highlight of the day.. in other news, the camera came out and they snapped their over-posed pics for the CBS site, Hayden wrote one tweet and his blog, and Annie's loops keep trying to restart, but she's finally running out of gas

    It's another double episode here today as they're dull as dishwater and that makes it hard to come up with much (let alone sell feeds signups) but anything noteworthy goes out on my Twitter and Twitpic.. I have faith they'll wake up and realize that Big Brother is a LIFE OR DEATH situation as soon as Annie walks the plank tomorrow.. plus I have some personal stuff I have to attend to, so apologies for the lack of new content today

    Crickets (Tuesday)

    It was a pretty dull day in the habitat, so dull that they were given some rackets and a ball to toss around, but it didn't get much mileage.. Annie backed off her loops at times, but they always started up again.. I figure I can overlook a little lack of energy in there because she's sucked the life out of all of them

    There may have been another bit of stabotage today, but Big Brother switched out the promised electronic beeper for a mechanical chirping cricket.. yeah, the hamsters didn't care either

    There was a really fun lively group convo this afternoon, led by Britney asking them "For a guaranteed spot in Final 2, would you be willing to..?" with a plethora of imaginative scenarios completing the question.. it got explicit and gross like these things do with hamsters, but it was very funny too.. Britney's co-star for this event was Ragan, and the supporting cast included Matt, Lane, Monet and a few revolving door participants

    Otherwise it was a lot of nothing and premature cocooning.. Enzo made chicken parmesan and they had their first family dinner since the feeds started, with 12 at the table - Annie had an extended Diary session and missed it, so that's potentially something else she can complain about

    They got a hefty booze delivery for Showtime but still no catfight, or much else for that matter

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    Daily Ratings - 84 Alliances edition

    Ratings are yesterday's, based on entertainment value - they'll be updated Thursday

    Is this the best they got to WREAK HAVOC? Crickets? Really?
    The dying/reviving fishie is an apt analogy of Annie's Big Brother career: 'He's dead.' 'No, he's still alive!' 'He's not gonna make it.'

    He's an early to bed and early to rise type and I'm not, and he doesn't interact with the others much, at least when I'm watching. I did catch him praying tonight, and hollering at a beep.. he may have protested too much at that. An Andrew HOH this week would really stir things up, and that's what we need.

    The House of Annie has seen better days, namely the last two, but she keeps working her magic and rerunning her loops. We've had desperate hamsters before, but she has this weird anti-campaign style where she keeps doing more of the stuff that everyone wants her gone for. That's whatever it is, but without the requisite screaming fight to top off all her Annie-ing, she's all foreplay with no payoff. If she doesn't blow up in the next 36 hours, she'll be totally forgotten.

    The guys have him in their crosshairs and the girls are preparing to sink their claws into him too, so history says he's most likely to win the next HOH comp. Meanwhile, he needs to put a shirt on.

    Won: $10
    She had a banner day that ran the gamut from leading the best group convo I've seen yet, and doing it with pizazz and imagination, to organizing her minions and sending them out on Brendon intelligence-gathering assignments, which her first lieutenant Monet completed successfully. Britney then checked in with Enzo in the greenlight, and explained to him that the stabo sound effects cycle was always BZZZT followed by *cricket* *cricket*.

    His chicken parm looked great and they all loved it so that might help his Boot Brendon campaign if they all think there's a backup cook. His greenlight skit and check-in with Britney was informative and funny, and I don't ask for anything more than that.

    He's been far too comfy for far too long, and tomorrow he'll get a little more full of himself when he gets to blog and possibly tweet - those should be good for a laugh. And then comes Thursday, and the first fall from the ivory tower, and Hayden will finally learn what it's like to be a citizen in there.. I can't wait.

    She's not the typical hamster mom who cooks, cleans and provides a shoulder to cry on, although she does all those things too. No, this hamster mom is more like the mom who lingers at the door to make sure you aren't cussing or getting paint on the rug. She & Monet were given the same task by Captain Britney, but Monet fulfilled her orders and reported back, while Kathy just lurked around.

    Won: $100
    Note today's drinking game, and choose wisely.

    Won: $1,000
    He said today he can't ever nap in there, and then he took a two hour nap. I keep wondering why he was cast.

    Won: $1
    He lends a lot to group comedy and sex discussions, and he's working as hard as anyone in there but he does it very quietly. I would say this habitat could end up divided between Team Matt and Team Britney, except Enzo is a double agent who doesn't really give a damn about any of it, and that makes for a whole new scenario for us to figure out.

    Won: $10,000
    She hopped right to work when Britney gave her orders, and while it took a very long and very awkward hammock with Annie, she came through (kind of) by finding out Brendon's got some science stuff going on. Her report to Captain Britney was comical in that she was so excited retelling her convo with Annie and so proud of having done her job, I was waiting for her to ask for a cookie. Her re-tell style will get old real fast, so this is probably the first and last time she'll get ups for it.

    I'm giving her ups for being a class act. Wait, I know what you're thinking, and that isn't what I mean. Class in the way she's handled being on slop, her nomination, and all the drama from her co-nominee. When the live show hits the air on Thursday, half the feedster audience will be surprised to see her sitting up there next to Annie.

    He's good when he's good, but he wasn't around enough today.

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    Lane: I wonder if this noise is annoying to the microphones

    Matt: Big Brother's a lot of dedication to watch, it's three hours a week

    about All-Stars 2:
    Ragan: I can't believe they'd use a lot of people from season 9 because half of them are in jail
    Brendon: They can't have a Kevin and a Ragan

    Enzo: I would love to see Julie give me The Face, that would be an honor

    Britney about Andrew: One of his personalities is Jewish, the other one is Satan

    Enzo: I bet there's really no sound, it's just we've cracked already and think there's crickets

    Annie: I'm not taking anything personal

    Annie: I'm finally done

    Enzo: I slept like six times today

    Britney: I can't believe it's almost July 15 - that's like halfway to August!

    Britney about pre-season: Every spoiler I read was wrong

    Lane: When I move around, all my limbs do too

    Ragan: Don't look Julie Chen in the eyes

    Matt: That friendship thing is a good twist but none of us really cares

    Britney about Annie in Diary too long: It'll be like Chima - they're not going to even tell us she left

    Rachel: Season 11 was lame - they didn't have Have-Notties, they had Have-Whineys

    Matt: I got nothing to say to nobody

    Matt: I wish we had a fucking fast forward button, go to Thursday

    Annie to Hayden: Can I shave your toes right now? Please?


    Makeout pairings: 1 Brendon & Rachel

    Sex events: TBA

    Major fights: TBA

    Deaths: 3 fishies

    'The Soup' mentions: 1
    -Intro & Britney's flaming homosexuals

    Pap smear incidents: 1 Andrew & Annie

    Pre-season connections: 1
    Hayden & BB4/7 Erika

    Absentee hamsters: 1 Paolo


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