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Jordan is Head of Household
Nobody is nominated
Everyone's on slop Monday except Jordan (HOH) and Natalie (slop pass)

Which additional food item should the Have-nots get with slop?
Jalapeno Peppers & pepperoni
Squeeze cheese & kimchi
Sweet pickles & anchovies
Voting has ended

Thursday's not-live Coup/Eviction show was first for the hour with a 2.6 rating and 9 share, ahead of 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' on ABC with 1.9/7, 'Bones' rerun on FOX with 1.5/5, and '30 Rock' rerun on NBC with 1.4/5.
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Share = % of households watching TV

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Veto schedule is uncertain

CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8

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The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies

Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie

Comps determine living conditions. The losers live in the Jail room with lights always on cold water showers, and slop.

Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.

Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.

Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.

Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).

The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.

The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.


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  Day 42 - August 15, 2009       Bookmark and Share

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    Faster forward

    We were expecting trivia for the veto comp today anyway, and it's never surprising to read that a feeds blackout is for "tonight's live broadcast" on a non-show day, so we're more or less back to status quo

    One of Michele's nominees and her intended target is gone, so it's a new cycle already.. the veto apparatus was likely used for the new HOH comp, which Jordan won, and they'll end up with a "double eviction" to air Thursday as advertised.. prizes were won: another $5,000 for Kevin, a phone call for Natalie, Hawaii trip for Jeff, something about a spa for Russell, and a week in the red catsuit (with cartoony shorts & goggles this time) for Lydia

    Drunken Lydia refused to wear her costume, Michele screamed at her, and we were off with another brawl - #10 for the sidebar.. even Jeff got involved in this one, but he ended up playing the Rodney King role

    Jordan's HOH room debut, pics and letter were withheld from us like so many things these past 48 hours.. Natalie schemed up yet another plan to try to break up the HOH crowd, describing it to Kevin and then Lydia when she finally woke up.. in HOH they talked about Lydia's HJs and some "crusty stuff" left on Natalie's sweatshirt, among other things.. after Showtime signed off, feedsters were treated to a couple hours of Natalie & Lydia on all four feeds, and I for one wondered what kind of upstairs fun we were missing

    The hamsters contradicted the official story that Chima was booted several times today, talking about how she quit and they gladly let her go - which is about the same as booting her, since we know they've worked hard in the past to convince potential walker-outers to stay.. it doesn't much matter either way - they'll air their version and that'll be that.. extreme ups to Mamafoxof3 and all the other Hamsterwatchers who manned the chatroom today, and everyone who helps every day

    Feeds highlights

    If you have SuperPass you can watch anything you missed, or see it again.. just enter the date, time and feed on the FlashBack page

    8/15 - 1.20pm - F3 - Michele notices Chima's photo went B/W "after our setup" - Russell says "it was her choice"
    8/15 - 5.00pm - Quads - Michele versus Lydia, and all join in - wear protection

    Random caps of the day

    These are my most recent screencaps - click thumbnails to enlarge or click here to see more.. you can log in using your Twitter nick and password to leave comments on any cap, and your comment will also be automatically posted to your Twitter.. use #BB11 in all tweets and comments for a clickable link to tweet with other feedsters

    Daily Ratings - Fried Fishies edition

    Ratings are based on entertainment value

    I was in shock overnight and this morning, and in my haste to not give Chima a hateful farewell, I somehow left these bums in neutral. It's hard trying to stay objective about the hamsters: I don't always succeed, but I do try not to be hateful, since they were all brave enough to put themselves out there for our amusement. Apparently I've been branded by The Powers That Be as a hate site anyway, or troublemaker at least, when they're the only ones I cause trouble for. So be it. I'm far from the only feedster who wonders why my credit card keeps getting charged for a service that doesn't deliver the goods. Denying us Jordan's HOH room and letter was a bitchslap insult to us all, neatly added onto the injury of the fiasco of the last couple of days. BTW I don't hold Gene Crowe responsible for any of this - Gene rocks.

    As far as the overall Chima, Lydia & Natalie situation, you have to admit that even the BB6 so-called 'nerd herd' of Maggie, April & Ivette never got this bad when they lost a member or a comp, and that's saying something. The same people picked, tested and approved them all for your viewing enjoyment.

    Team Jock Won: Hawaii trip

    He hollered what we all want to, that the whining ickies should just STFU for awhile and 'try to get along'. Although he wasn't specific, at one point it sounded like he was warning Lydia & Natalie that he'd throw the HJs out there if they wouldn't stop being eejits. He's said previously he didn't want to do that 'unless he had to' because he doesn't want to play that kind of game. But if things keep up like they have been lately, it might come out after all - especially since Michele & Russell both know now, and they don't always hold things back. Jeff barbecued dinner for all of them - Lydia refused to eat any - and then he cleaned up the grill like a pro. It was another non-scored event, BBQ Smackdown-wise.

    Team Popular

    Good for her for winning a comp when most thought she was incapable of doing so. Maybe Jeff gave it to her or maybe he didn't: file it under the ever-growing file of things we'll probably never know for sure even thought we supposedly have uncensored 24/7 access to everything. I'm sure her room debut and pics were great fun, and I know she got a good letter because she was teary over it when we were finally granted access in time to hear 'Love, mom' at the end. She stayed out of most of the big fights once again, like an adult.

    Team Offbeat Won: $10,000

    Another day listening to ickies, another $5,000. Not bad, but I think he's being underpaid.

    Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV,
    1 week Captain Unitard

    Normally a good hissy fit earns easy ups around here, but when it's about being an immature sore loser and it's not even funny, it's another story. She refused to wear her costume and she poured Michele's HOH booze and some other bottles of something down the drain, and Diary rewarded her with pink hair dye.. it simply boggles the mind.

    Team Brain

    I'm not condoning her nastiness in the Lydia fight that sparked off the rest of them, but she got some good zingers in there and proved that she had some fight in her. She said something very interesting later about whether their families were watching the feeds or not, when she said 'It's only $30 for the whole thing if you sign up early.' How did she know that? Most feedsters couldn't tell you what they paid, and lots have never gotten here in time for the early discount. Is it possible she's a true feedster? Maybe if she's one of us, and confided that to Ronnie the first days when they were teamies, her superior BB smarts could have set off his smear campaign against her that carries on still. Just an idea, but it's possible.

    Team Jock

    She's invented another elaborate lie and explained it in elaborate detail to her teamies, and they don't seem to notice how easily this stuff comes to her. She actually did well for herself during the big fight by staying out of the worst of it, and remaining relatively calm when she did get into it. Technically she's still playing a very good game, and she's still annoying.

    Team Jock Won: $10,000,
    Spa something

    He too stayed out of the crossfire, ironically, and he spent a lot of time shmoozing Michele and Jorff upstairs. Whether it's game or genuine (or a combo), he's really fun and quite personable when he's being the friendly guy.

    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too.

    Team Jock Won: $2,500
    He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone!

    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most.

    Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig
    Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously.

    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'.

    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team.

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    Team Brain
    BB8 Jessica Hughbanks
    Team Popular
    BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis
    Team Offbeat

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    Michele: Wear your fucking unitard, bitch!
    Lydia: Psycho bipolar fucking bitch!

    Jeff to Lydia: What's wrong with you, seriously?

    Lydia: I am NOT shlurring my words!

    Natalie to Jeff: I just want you to know I haven't lied to your face

    Natalie about Chima: Dude, she quit the game - do you think she would wear a unitard?

    Jordan: [Russell]'s pissed about that racial slur, but it never bothered him before?
    Jeff: I know, I don't get it either

    Russell: Did I miss anything?
    Jeff: No.. thank God

    Michele: [Jessie] was too busy getting handjobs to be doing anything game

    Kevin: She was not apologetic at all
    Natalie: Not apologetic, and then she said 'Well I want to go home anyway' so they were like 'Okay'
    Kevin: Yeah, 'Well send me home' and they were like 'Okay, bye'

    Lydia: We're so boring

    Lydia after Diary: You're not gonna like this.. we have to put the chess board back


    CBS press release
    The short official Chima story

    Chima's version contradicts the CBS version, and matches the few bits heard on the feeds about quit versus fired

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    CBS Big Brother 11 the official site

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    Sir LinksALot Big Brother 11 all the links, once again

    BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions


    Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
    -Jessie & Casey

    Sex events: 4 - Lydia/Jessie

    Makeout pairings: ½ - Jeff/Jordan

    Nominee speech scorchers: 3
    -Chima, Casey, Ronnie

    Premature exits: 1 - Chima

    Major fights: 10
    -Natalie vs. Jeff
    -'Beaner' race wars starring
    -Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
    -Post-Braden eviction blowout
    -Everyone vs. Ronnie
    -Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
    -Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
    -Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
    -Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
    -Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff

    Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden

    Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima

    'The Soup' mentions: 5 of 6 Fridays
    -Wedgie comp + Jessie
    -Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
    -Jordan's time-telling
    -Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
    -Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech


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    Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
    Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
    Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0

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