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SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU
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POWER STATUS
Jessie is Head of Household
Michele used veto on herself
Jordan & Casey are nominated
Team Brainy are Have-nots - Extra food item is cabbage & cocktail weenies
AMERICA'S CHOICE
Which additional food item should the Have-nots get with slop?
Squash & squid
Brussel sprouts & borscht
Liverwurst & black licorice
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RATINGS WATCH
Tuesday's show dropped to 2nd place for the hour with a 2.1 rating and 6 share, behind 'America's Got Talent' on NBC with 3.4/10, and ahead of 'More to Love' on FOX with 1.9/6 and 'The Bachelorette' finale rerun on ABC with 1.1/3.
Fights, if we're lucky
Chima's birthday is Tuesday
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
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FAQ
There are four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH cannot be nominated, but they can compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Comps determine living conditions for the teams. The losers live in the Jail room with lights always on cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
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Tuesday: Trashbag chic with sneakers
It's a brief combo episode today.. in short: everyone got new shoes and assumed they'll have an endurance comp on Thursday, which sounds likely since it was this week last year.. they also got oversize golf clubs and some assumed it'd be a golf comp, which doesn't sound likely since they look like the same oversize clubs they've given them for two or three seasons nowCasey became the first nominee this season and the first banana ever to campaign for votes.. every conversation was leaked, releaked, and rehashed for hours, as were the several spats that kept erupting.. Lydia & Natalie joined forces to make trashbag outfits, after facing off for a minute about Jessie.. and in a stunning moment of déjà vu, Russell convinced Jessie who convinced Natalie & Chima that Ronnie lies
Check the Lines of the Day and catch some of the highlights on my Twitpic, my Twitter, and the Flashback times below.. big thanks to Bit o'Bunny who caught Kevin brushing his teeth this morning! and to Attw x for invaluable help of all kinds
Monday: Now the banana's got something to be angry about
Michele veto'd herself off the block as expected, and Casey went up in her place.. he's still grouching of course, and still making personal insults about Ronnie's wife Michelle - that seems a bit surprising for a 5th grade teacher? Maybe it's just me.. equally surprising is that she's rising to the bait and reacting to that stuff as well as to the haters online, providing them more ammoCasey was upset naturally, but Jeff's reaction has made me reinstitute his drinking game.. among other things, he said about Jessie's speech: "Number one, when you zing somebody, you don't wear another man's clothes; number two, you don't hide behind a pair of sunglasses, you look somebody in the eyes; number three, nobody gives a fuck about season 10 of Big Brother - get over it dude, you lost".. I'll raise my glass to that, especially number three.. <clink>
Ronnie left a poopy mess which Kevin cleaned up.. Russell dove into the pool and banged his head, and feedsters went wild demanding medical attention that he did not want.. Natalie slipped up with her age lie and Chima may have caught it.. beyond that, it was the most uneventful day and night in BB feeds history..... until 2am when Michele spilled everything about her invitation to team up with Jeff/Jordan/Kevin/Lydia to Ronnie/Jessie/Natalie plus Chima - again, how did Chima get so chummy so fast with that crowd?
Feeds highlights
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7/27 - 1pm - F1/2 - Jeff & Casey comedy after veto meeting
7/27 - 5.30pm - All - Jordan discusses her boob job
7/27 - 6pm - F3/4 - Casey's sad banana song
7/28 - 1.55am - F3/4 - Michele spills the beans
7/28 - 8.30pm - F1/2 - Ronnie & Casey spat
7/28 - 10.30pm - F1/2 - Russell & Casey eavesdrop on F3/4 Ronnie, Lydia, Kevin
7/28 - 10.50pm - F3/4 - Casey goes after Ronnie again, kinda, and Lydia screams at him
7/28 - 11pm - F3/4 - Casey & Lydia face off, kinda
7/29 - 12.50am - All - Lydia & Natalie face off, kinda
Random caps of the day
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Daily Ratings - Oral Hygiene special edition
Ratings based on entertainment value will resume Tuesday Wednesday
  
I don't have anything to say about Tuesday's show except where was Lydia? The whole show was Jessie lying in bed with everyone except her. It's not like them to overlook sex, especially when it affects nominations. Feeds-wise, the control room monkeys need to stop doing little dances for feedsters and instead learn the rules for what requires the feeds to be blocked (so they can do their little dances): stories about unnamed friends or acquaintances are fair game.(Sorry for the rerun but I'm taking my originality cues from them today.) Since our hamsters have no creativity or imagination, there's no reason Diary couldn't supply them with some activities - but they hate us. So as a result of having my brain matter leak out slowly all over the floor from the epic boredom today, this time we have Chima's potential live show speech for each evictee. After eight or so more weeks of CBS slamming her on tv three times a week, it's always possible Julie could say 'By a vote of seven to zero, Chima, you are the winner of Big Brother 11, oh yes you are!' |
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Team OffbeatNOMINATED 'He's a sad, angry, outraged banana who called Ronnie's wife names, Julie, oh yes he did!' |
 
Team Brain'I won this sucker because of my fantastic Diana Ross hair, Julie, oh yes I did!' |
 
Team Jock'He laid around cursing all day with that blonde girl, Julie, oh yes he did!' |
  
Team Jock - Won: $2,500HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD 'He's an arrogant ass who nobody wanted to see again, Julie, oh yes he is!' |
 
Team PopularNOMINATED 'She's as sweet as she seems and as dumb as she sounds, Julie, oh yes she is!' |
 
Team Offbeat'He pretended he wasn't even here, Julie, oh yes he did!' (I was sure brushes his teeth - I just hadn't caught him yet. Thanks Bit o'Bunny for proof. Anyway he makes such an amazing variety of expressions each day, it's a shame not to use them.) |
 
Team Offbeat'She's a [bleeep] who [bleeep] her way off the block week after week, Julie, oh yes she is!' |
 
Team BrainUSED VETO 'She's a kinky bisexual lab rat who likes it [bleeep], Julie, oh yes she is!' |
 
Team Jock - Won: Slop pass'She lied about having a sibling with Down's syndrome and she lied about her age, Julie, oh yes she did!' |
 
Team Brain'He made us forget we're all supposed to hate him, Julie, oh yes he did!' |
 
Team Jock'He made me get all hot 'n bothered with my grandmother watching, Julie, oh yes he did!' |
    Team Popular - Won: Nothing She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team. |
  BB10 Brian Hart Team Brain
 BB8 Jessica Hughbanks Team Popular
 BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis Team Offbeat |
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LINES OF THE DAY
TUESDAY
Lydia: Til we know who the new HOH is, it's pointless
Jeff: I don't like people playing both sides
Lydia: Me neither
Kevin to Casey: [Ronnie] wants you to go - bananas right now
Jordan: Lydia & Kevin are starting to feel how we felt
Jeff: And what, they don't like it?
Ronnie: ..not that I made mistakes as HOH..
Jeff: I don't even know what happened, dude - what happened?
Russell: That's [Ronnie]'s tell - he gets all excited and talks really fast
Chima about Natalie: She needs to shut up, seriously
MONDAY
Casey: Banana suit, margarita party, and evicted in the same week - that's gotta be some kind of record
Big Brother: Ronnie, Lydia, please go to the Diary Room
Casey: Where's the outrage, people?
Jeff: They're having a meeting - I'm not there, I'm playing pool.. Jeff's a loser, corner pocket
Natalie: I can't stand liars
Casey: The anti-banana sentiment is strong
Natalie: Obama came to my graduation - I mean, where I'm going
Chima: We know Big Brother is lacking finances this season [cut to fishies]
TUESDAY
Lydia: Til we know who the new HOH is, it's pointless
Jeff: I don't like people playing both sides
Lydia: Me neither
Kevin to Casey: [Ronnie] wants you to go - bananas right now
Jordan: Lydia & Kevin are starting to feel how we felt
Jeff: And what, they don't like it?
Ronnie: ..not that I made mistakes as HOH..
Jeff: I don't even know what happened, dude - what happened?
Russell: That's [Ronnie]'s tell - he gets all excited and talks really fast
Chima about Natalie: She needs to shut up, seriously
MONDAY
Casey: Banana suit, margarita party, and evicted in the same week - that's gotta be some kind of record
Big Brother: Ronnie, Lydia, please go to the Diary Room
Casey: Where's the outrage, people?
Jeff: They're having a meeting - I'm not there, I'm playing pool.. Jeff's a loser, corner pocket
Natalie: I can't stand liars
Casey: The anti-banana sentiment is strong
Natalie: Obama came to my graduation - I mean, where I'm going
Chima: We know Big Brother is lacking finances this season [cut to fishies]
LINKS OF THE DAY
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Hamsterwatch Twitter - Twitpic
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BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!
CBS Big Brother 11 the official site
DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town
Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan
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BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 4 Lydia/Jessie
Major fights: 5
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
Chima/Natalie/Michele
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 3 of 3 weeks
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Jordan's time-telling
