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Tuesday, September 2 at 9pm: Veto comp, veto meeting, assorted out-of-sequence dramas

Thursday's eviction show took first place with a 5.0 rating and 8 share, ahead of an 'Ugly Betty' rerun on ABC with 3.6/6 and 'Moment of Truth' on Fox with 3.2/5.
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Share = % of households watching TV

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Veto meeting is Monday

Monday is Dan's birthday (25)

If they do Craig Ferguson again, taping is Wednesday around 4-5 pm; it airs Wednesday night on CBS after David Letterman

Finale is September 16 (Day 71 - most seasons are 80-82 days)

It's looking like BBQ Smackdown will not happen this season - boo!

Announcements/clues/comp questions:
·121 marble slots in a Chinese checkerboard
·Sweden is slightly larger than California
·The tallest building west of the Mississippi is 73 stories
·Over 300 species of turtles alive today
·Wurlitzer 1015 Bubbler arguably the most popular jukebox of all time
·Birch is the national tree of Russia
·It takes 1000s of volts of electricity to power a neon light bulb
·Largest weather vane is in Spain
·15 republics in the Soviet Union

'Switzerland', 'The Psychologist' and 'Dairy Queen' refer to Diary Room; 'Vacation' refers to pre-show hotel sequester

Jerry is being called 'The Colonel'

The winner will once again receive $500k, and second place gets $50k. The weekly stipend for the others remains $750, including sequester weeks.

The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 mics this season

The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman


Task 1: Who should Dan get nominated? Jessie/successful

Task 2: Who should Dan hug for 10 seconds? Jessie/successful

Task 3: Who should Dan vote to evict? Jessie/successful

Dan gets $20k if successful and not discovered. The previously-announced 4th task evaporated. Apparently all the 'Dan is America's Player' suspicions will not invalidate him.. 'plant' didn't, anyway.

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  August 31, 2008 - Day 55

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>> Jerry is Head of Household - Dan & Keesha are nominated - Memphis Bob holds veto <<

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    BBQ Fantasy Smackdown

    It's become so quiet in there, I rarely bother to find out if I've missed anything anymore

    Keesha's stretching out her Beanie Baby paint job but otherwise the crafts kits seem to have been put aside already.. Dan's Bible readings are happening more often, Jerry's still talking about Jerry, and Renny's not half as perky as she should be - Keesha's now flat-out lying to her about what Memphis Bob has told her

    I can't help but think what we're missing out on: none of them are nursing first degree fingertip burns, complaining about pinched thumbs, or picking bits of astroturf out of dropped steaks.. but alas, the metal monster remains in storage, probably rattling in anger and frustration

    Dog days

    Merriam Webster says:
    1) The period between early July and early September when the hot sultry weather of summer usually occurs in the northern hemisphere
    2) A period of stagnation or inactivity

    Both apply here, but our remaining five hamsters are personifying the second type

    But despite their alternate gloating and pouting cycles, the ants are still the big winners, as usual.. Raid and Ortho have no power over the true power players of Big Brother

    Dan requested a football cake for his birthday tomorrow (even though he's turning 25) - Renny obliged and made a nice job of it.. they cracked open the Play-Doh but nothing like BB9 Natalie's creations came out of it: these guys made Peeps, badly.. they didn't get enough booze again, but they had a short burst of energy after the required nightly Jerry-bashing, with beanbag throwing, pillow fights, and tickle attacks that covered the entire habitat.. then they went back to comatose

    Daily ratings - 16 days to freedom edition

    Ratings are based on entertainment value.. I'm not finding much

    Apparently the control room bosses took off for the holiday weekend and left the interns in charge without a manual. We've seen more fishies the last couple days than we've seen hamsters, and that's unusual.. they've done pretty well with that stuff this season - til now.

    Won: $20k (presumably)
    If I want daily Bible readings, I'll go somewhere other than a tv show that's meant to be entertainment. Other than that, he offered his shorts to Keesha as some sort of reassurance that he & Memphis Bob are going to keep her.. I don't quite understand, but that's Dan.

    Won: $4k
    Just make him stop. Whatever it takes, just make it end and make him go away. Word on the street is that he fell into the pool today, but it really looked more like a staged event to me.. this group is so inactive, they need to create footage for Tuesday's show.

    Now that she's openly lying to Renny about what's going on, she should really stop demanding that Dan & Memphis Bob let her know in advance if she's going. She's probably not, but she doesn't know that for sure, and to demand honesty when she won't provide the same to her only real friend in there is kind of messed up. I'd like to see her face when she finds out the guys just want to keep her around because they don't think she's smart enough to win against them.

    Won: Classic Camaro
    It turns out he's extremely ticklish but I'm not sure I want to see Renny or anyone else attack-tickling him. Ever. I'm really upset with him for taunting us today with grilling stories. He's just begging for a cage match against the all-powerful BB BBQ and it would be a joy to behold, but unfortunately it probably won't happen.

    She makes a nice cake along with her other many talents, and she started dropping some little bombs about Jerry's trash-talking during sippy-time among the Jerry trashers. She's not as much fun as she used to be, as she suspects or knows she's at the center of this week's conspiracy, and that's everyone's loss.

    He arrived as the innocent Preacher's Son but soon proved that false, as he & April shattered the record for hamster sex that included doggie-style, spanks and visuals. Nearly all of it was on the feeds, and the word spread even beyond the BB world. He was usually pleasant enough but had a temper tantrum ranking up there with the champ hissy-fitters. Like many others, he learned to swim at summer camp.

    Almost brilliant but poor judgment kept her glued to devalued teamies and she let paranoia take over her game. She was almost good watching but poor people skills, repetitive & constant whispers, and annoying babytalk didn't help - Holly Poodle skits & medical help excepted. She's the third member of the elite Red Catsuit Club and her leaked Diary showed how much flirting really goes on in there.

    Won: Designer clothes, $5k
    We've had sex on the feeds before, but we never actually saw it until she came along. She one-upped often but to her credit, she impressively won the first endurance. She had delusions about her importance in & out of the habitat, and her Barbie Battles with Keesha plus her other fights were something. But we knew from the start she wouldn't be invisible, thanks to her most unusual introduction to the others.

    Won: Hawaii trip, $1k
    She ran the tie-dye room with an iron fist but only for a short time: her minions had turned on her long before Jessie & Michelle painted a bull's eye on her for being their leader. She took a lot of flak for leaving her babies and for choosing Hawaii, and her financial sob stories didn't always add up. But she told some fun stories, rebelled against giving comp recaps to Diary, and added great fireworks to fights.

    The first to get an empty wheel before their time, his comic relief wore off fast and he brought nothing but a major mirror obsession and raging insecurity. But it's not all bad: he laid around in pink pillows and talked himself gone with rampaging harangues, and he'll carry the fact that he lost to a girl while wearing spandex, then lost to three girls plus Renny. Rehabs will profit from the Jessie Drinking Game.

    The third fan fave to walk the plank, she was a great sidekick to the fun guys but she didn't bring much after they left, including any real attempt to save herself. Like many who have gone before, she seems like she'd be a cool person in reality, but this isn't. Her angry hat and illegal tribute bandana aside, she did a great Julie puppet and manscaping. Bikini fans will miss her, as will the Behind Pillows alliance.

    They all liked him and his shenanigans, but his comp potential and desperate pledges of multi allegiance got him booted anyway, plus he was Brian's pal. He entertained them and us like few have before, with skits, dances, nekkid romps, Ambien-induced bedtime stories and general looniness. Too bad he went before he made it upstairs: he'd probably have revived Bath Buddies® and done it right.

    He made more of an impact than most who get voted out first and he had the potential to be a fan fave but he over-allied and betrayed too early and had a very negative edit to boot. He was smart, funny, and a good ringleader for the guys - time will tell if they can be as fun without him. Sock Puppet Theater on only the second night of feeds, under his direction, could be the highlight of the season.

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    Renny: when you asked [Memphis Bob] if he was gonna use it, he didn't say anything?
    Keesha: He wasn't sure
    Keesha: The only thing - what would make me really mad is if nobody tells me and plays stupid with me, and then evict me

    Renny: [Feedsters] are probably saying 'Oh God, what time is it?'

    Memphis Bob: We don't want to look like shmucks up there in front of everybody

    Keesha: Why do we all still pretend to like each other?


    (about text messaging): People who have that tech message

    (to Keesha): We know where your mind is.. you're awful horny right now


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    Sex: April/Ollie (12x)

    Makeout pairings: 2
    April/Ollie, Angie/Steven

    Major fights: 10
    · Jessie vs Renny (pre-feeds)
    · April vs Keesha
    · Jerry vs Libra, plus Renny
    · Jerry vs Michelle
    · Jerry vs Memphis Bob (not on feeds)
    · April, Keesha, Libra, Jessie free-for-all
    · April vs Ollie
    · Jessie post-eviction free-for-all
    · April vs Keesha + Libra vs Michelle
    · Ollie vs the habitat

    Impressive party tricks: 2
    Renny's fist, Renny's headstands

    'The Soup' mentions: 7
    · Meet April's boobies plus Jerry's affirmation
    · Jessie's HOH pics of himself
    · Jessie's farewell to Angie plus Michelle's 'whore slut skank' catsuit rant
    · Renny's dirty mouth
    · 'Dumbest HGs in history' vs has-beens food comp plus Michelle & Jase 'two fax machines mating' noises (2x)
    · 'Dumbest in history' again plus M-Bob on Michelle a friend & a bitch

    'Best Week Ever' mentions: 1
    (BWE wasn't on during August)
    · Ollie/April sex with the lights on

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