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NEXT SHOW
Thursday, August 21 at 8pm: Live eviction, HOH comp, assorted out-of-sequence dramas
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RATINGS WATCH
Tuesday's show remained in second place with a 4.0 rating and 6 share, once again well behind the Olympics on NBC with 16.8/26.
A growing chance of fights and/or April hissy fits
Digicam posing and HOH blog on Wednesday
'Late Late Show' with Craig Ferguson is probably not happening this week: he's on reruns
The only remaining birthday is Dan's, September 1 - if he's still around then
Hopefully they'll get another shot at earning the grill.. it's waiting
HOW'S THE WEATHER?
FAQ
Ollie & Jerry are on slop plus lollipops
Memphis Bob cashed in his slop pass
(Janelle's and Sharon's remain unused)
BB announcements - clues?
·121 marble slots in a Chinese checkerboard
·Sweden is slightly larger than California
·The tallest building west of the Mississippi is 73 stories
·Over 300 species of turtles alive today
·Wurlitzer 1015 Bubbler arguably the most popular jukebox of all time
'Switzerland', 'The Psychologist' and 'Dairy Queen' refer to Diary Room; 'Vacation' refers to pre-show hotel sequester
Jerry is being called 'The Colonel'
The winner will once again receive $500k, and second place gets $50k. The weekly stipend for the others remains $750, including sequester weeks.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 mics this season
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman
Finale was scheduled for September 17 - maybe now it'll be the 16th. It's a slightly shorter season than usual, by about 10 days
AMERICA'S PLAYER
Task 1: Who should Dan get nominated? Jessie/successful
Task 2: Who should Dan hug for 10 seconds? Jessie/successful
Task 3: Who should Dan vote to evict? Jessie/successful
Dan gets $20k if successful and not discovered. Apparently the previously-announced 4th task has evaporated. It's not clear whether all the 'Dan is America's Player' suspicions will invalidate him.
Task 1: Who should Dan get nominated? Jessie/successful
Task 2: Who should Dan hug for 10 seconds? Jessie/successful
Task 3: Who should Dan vote to evict? Jessie/successful
Dan gets $20k if successful and not discovered. Apparently the previously-announced 4th task has evaporated. It's not clear whether all the 'Dan is America's Player' suspicions will invalidate him.
>> past >> present >> future >> all
>> Renny is Head of Household - April & Jerry are nominated <<
Quiet panic
Anyone playing the April Drinking Game has been knocked to the floor.. she & Ollie have become a nonstop bitching, bashing hatefest for two, with Michelle showing up regularly for backupOne of April's targets is Dan, who's suggested among other things that her twin Angella will be showing up soon and putting the phantom 14th photo frame to use
Renny's hackles are up too: she thinks one of her minions has been leaking info, she suspects Michelle's lying to her, and she's also got it in for both Jerry and Memphis Bob
It's a nasty day in there.. with any luck, the nastiness will continue to fester until it explodes all over all of them - the sooner, the better
Michelle had a little oops when stripping down to her bikini for tanning hour.. I'm still waiting for her to reference where she boxed (a Providence strip club).. for that matter, I'm still wondering if this is herToday's SuperPass homepage says "The Plastic Doll, The Colonel and The Player" in an outdated reference to whether April or Jerry can get Dan to veto them off.. "Plastic Doll" seems a bit extreme to me - shouldn't they at least attempt to be neutral?
Abs class makeover
There's a new coach/trainer today: JerryIt turns out he's got two of his stretchy exerciser thingies in there, and he used them to show some moves to Keesha.. she wasn't just humoring him, either: she said it was a great workout, and whatever else he is or isn't, he is in pretty good shape for 75
I've linked the stretchies on the sidebar Links of the Day if you want to give them a try - they cost a whole lot less than the exercise equipment that fills up a room.. afterwards Jerry thanked her for spending time with him, and they chatted a bit about how horrible the game is
Elsewhere, the naps are getting out of hand.. Renny touched up her roots and wondered who'd left her toilet seat up
Jerry, stop that!
This was even worse than yesterday: this time he opened the Jack Shack, and almost got in itThey got booze, Memphis Bob shotgunned a beer, and Dan said "You'll cut your mouth!".. Keesha didn't partake, so most of them played hide 'n seek instead of giving us a Battling Barbies finale.. it was cute til Jerry did this - fortunately he hid behind it instead, but it was too close for comfort
That was followed by musical chairs - yep, believe it, with Jerry & Renny playing.. April & Ollie continued being anti-social and sat out all the fun & games in favor of the hot tub and making out, bickering and April crying
Renny taught Michelle how to fly, then Memphis Bob did the same, and then he climbed on the table.. Michelle & M-Bob were called into Diary and reprimanded - Renny got away clean
Number 11
Ollie & April moved into the punk room to get busy: their first time during ShowtimeThe feeds and Showtime cut away for the finale, but the feeds returned to them for the usual undies hunt, and they actually talked to each other afterward this time
After they found their clothes, Ollie did a Sports Center show as April had requested, and she said it was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for her.. she trotted off to her own bed, after leaving a t-shirt behind for him.. now they're talking about Ollie moving to Arizona
More screencaps are in the forum including Michelle's nip slip, and lots of the night-time antics thanks to ABT
Daily ratings - Hot & cold edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value
  
I caught the start of the show and saw they credited Ollie with getting Renny to put up Jerry.. puhLEEZ! This is why I'm not watching the crap on CBS this season. The CBS site also says: 'The winning houseguest [Dan] considers bribes from both nominees while deciding how to use the PoV.' Everyone I've asked who did watch it says they only showed April's cash offer.Back to the feeds.. the over-eager fishies switcher seems to have left or been corrected, but they're still being very erratic. Since when do they call hamsters in to Diary to reprimand them, and in tandem? We heard more about that afterwards than we would have if they'd done the usual 'Stop that!' announcement. For that matter, why would they only call in Michelle & Memphis Bob, when Renny was the real instigator of that round? Maybe it's a young Diarist who's afraid to yell at Renny. Later during tie-dye bedtime chat, the fishies were so slow in coming, they might as well not have bothered. Not that we don't already have all the personal info that Dan, Keesha & Memphis Bob were giving out, but they don't know that. |
  
Won: Designer clothes, $5kNOMINATED She hasn't tried to save herself from the inevitable and she didn't get into a fight with Keesha tonight and that was disappointing. April haters can say they want her gone but in a week, then two, and then three, you'll be wanting her back. She's all the sex, most of the drama, and lots of the fights; and while she's narrowed her scope a lot lately, she's still providing all those things on a daily basis with Ollie. After she goes, it's coma time. |
 
Won: $20k (presumably)He showed his naiveté once again by talking about Libra's tough questions 'from America' by saying how hard it would be to 'mask' them. Umm, not only can The Powers That Be pick whatever questions they want, but they can also make them up, and probably do. The goody two-shoes rules follower also started to encourage feedsters to prank email the headmaster of his school, before the fishies cut him off. |
 
Won: $4kNOMINATED I mean it, dude: stay away from the Jack Shack! You're giving us nightmares. |
 
She was a huge disappointment tonight by not drinking and fighting with April. She showed her naiveté at tie-dye bedtime chat by saying she didn't think anyone knows their last names, MySpaces, or other personal info. However, she was correct in assuming nobody really cares. |
 
Won: Classic CamaroHe & Renny started their face-off tonight in a small, snippy way. It wasn't much, but it gives us something to look forward to. He promoted his employer's hotspots tonight and confirmed that he works at the trendy S Bar. He also asked feedsters for a vodka endorsement deal, but if BB9 Ryan isn't getting paid to promote DiGiorno yet, this guy isn't going to get picked up by Smirnoff. |
 
She was fun during musical chairs, flying on Renny and then Memphis Bob, but her marathon babytalk session and behind-pillow sniffling afterwards combined to neutralize all the fun that came before. |
 
He's prevented April from campaigning all week by isolating her from everyone else.. whether that was by design or stupidity remains to be seen. He got one more orgasm tonight, and it may be his last for awhile, at least with April. |
 
HEAD OF HOUSEHOLDShe was quite the party girl again tonight, joining the kids for kiddie games and getting Michelle & Memphis Bob in trouble while staying out of it herself. She also started working on Memphis Bob in a small way, by chipping away at Keesha & Michelle about him, and later starting to poke at him directly. |
    Won: Hawaii trip, $1k She ran the tie-dye room with an iron fist but only for a short time: her minions had turned on her long before Jessie & Michelle painted a bull's eye on her for being their leader. She took a lot of flak for leaving her babies and for choosing Hawaii, and her financial sob stories didn't always add up. But she told some fun stories, rebelled against giving comp recaps to Diary, and added great fireworks to fights. |
   The first to get an empty wheel before their time, his comic relief wore off fast and he brought nothing but a major mirror obsession and raging insecurity. But it's not all bad: he laid around in pink pillows and talked himself gone with rampaging harangues, and he'll carry the fact that he lost to a girl while wearing spandex, then lost to three girls plus Renny. Rehabs will profit from the Jessie Drinking Game. |
   The third fan fave to walk the plank, she was a great sidekick to the fun guys but she didn't bring much after they left, including any real attempt to save herself. Like many who have gone before, she seems like she'd be a cool person in reality, but this isn't. Her angry hat and illegal tribute bandana aside, she did a great Julie puppet and manscaping. Bikini fans will miss her, as will the Behind Pillows alliance. |
   They all liked him and his shenanigans, but his comp potential and desperate pledges of multi allegiance got him booted anyway, plus he was Brian's pal. He entertained them and us like few have before, with skits, dances, nekkid romps, Ambien-induced bedtime stories and general looniness. Too bad he went before he made it upstairs: he'd probably have revived Bath Buddies® and done it right. |
   He made more of an impact than most who get voted out first and he had the potential to be a fan fave but he over-allied and betrayed too early and had a very negative edit to boot. He was smart, funny, and a good ringleader for the guys - time will tell if they can be as fun without him. Sock Puppet Theater on only the second night of feeds, under his direction, could be the highlight of the season. |
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LINKS OF THE DAY
Michelle on TLC's 'Makeover Story'
found by Hamsterwatcher Cherryred
Jerry's exercise straps in
red/medium or blue/heavy
are available from Amazon.com
Behind the scenes in the habitat
with Allison Grodner and
BB3/7 Danielle Reyes
(it's legal = CBS video)
Michelle on TLC's 'Makeover Story'
found by Hamsterwatcher Cherryred
Jerry's exercise straps in
red/medium or blue/heavy
are available from Amazon.com
Behind the scenes in the habitat
with Allison Grodner and
BB3/7 Danielle Reyes
(it's legal = CBS video)
Click to see my full list of BB10 links. These are some of my favorites:
No time-out feed links including set-up how-to, plus Real contact info
Hamsterwatch Chatroom
Hamsterwatch Forum
BB9 adult/explicit links - might get updated for BB10 if we have hamsters with naughty pasts
CBS Big Brother 10 the official site
DogDave BB10 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town
Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan
BuddyTV - Big Brother 10 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions
Sir LinksALot Big Brother 10 all the links, once again
LINES OF THE DAY
Ollie: It ain't Run's House - it's Renny's House.. Rev Renny
Keesha: I think Dan stole my clothes
Michelle: Why do you say that?
Keesha: They're gone
Michelle: My nipple was just sticking out
Michelle/Keesha: Renny, what size bra do you wear?
Renny: What, do you want me to tell America?
Michelle: No, just tell us
Dan (reading): ..you shall not covet your neighbor's ox or ass
Memphis Bob: You said 'ass' in the Bible
Dan: That's something I expect to hear out of one of my students, Memphis
Renny: When you guys are 54, this will be in syndication.. you'll look back and laugh at it.. I'll be dead by then
Keesha: You will not!
Dan: I'll visit your gravestone
Ollie: Look at my nipples, Jerry
Michelle & Memphis Bob (leaving Diary): We just got in the biggest trouble EVER!
April: That's all they kept telling me in the DR: 'Why do you think you have that money? Why do you think it's in separate bars?'
DAILY JERRYISMS
I'm surprised Ollie hasn't even started to play the game - he's still doing what the hell he's doing, and to me that's pretty bad.. I guess they'll end up forever after
You know what I am: I am what I am
Ollie: It ain't Run's House - it's Renny's House.. Rev Renny
Keesha: I think Dan stole my clothes
Michelle: Why do you say that?
Keesha: They're gone
Michelle: My nipple was just sticking out
Michelle/Keesha: Renny, what size bra do you wear?
Renny: What, do you want me to tell America?
Michelle: No, just tell us
Dan (reading): ..you shall not covet your neighbor's ox or ass
Memphis Bob: You said 'ass' in the Bible
Dan: That's something I expect to hear out of one of my students, Memphis
Renny: When you guys are 54, this will be in syndication.. you'll look back and laugh at it.. I'll be dead by then
Keesha: You will not!
Dan: I'll visit your gravestone
Ollie: Look at my nipples, Jerry
Michelle & Memphis Bob (leaving Diary): We just got in the biggest trouble EVER!
April: That's all they kept telling me in the DR: 'Why do you think you have that money? Why do you think it's in separate bars?'
DAILY JERRYISMS
I'm surprised Ollie hasn't even started to play the game - he's still doing what the hell he's doing, and to me that's pretty bad.. I guess they'll end up forever after
You know what I am: I am what I am
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Sex: April/Ollie (11x)
Makeout pairings: 2
April/Ollie, Angie/Steven
Major fights: 9
· Jessie vs Renny (pre-feeds)
· April vs Keesha
· Jerry vs Libra, plus Renny
· Jerry vs Michelle
· Jerry vs Memphis Bob (not on feeds)
· April, Keesha, Libra, Jessie free-for-all
· April vs Ollie
· Jessie post-eviction free-for-all
· April vs Keesha + Libra vs Michelle
Impressive party tricks: 2
Renny's fist, Renny's headstands
'The Soup' mentions: 5
· Meet April's boobies plus Jerry's affirmation
· Jessie's HOH pics of himself
· Jessie's farewell to Angie plus Michelle's 'whore slut skank' catsuit rant
· Renny's dirty mouth
· 'Dumbest houseguests in history' vs has-beens food comp plus Michelle & Jase 'two fax machines mating' noises
'Best Week Ever' mentions: 1
(BWE wasn't on during August)
· Ollie/April sex with the lights on
