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8/20/04 - Day 50, part 2 >> to the future >> dwell in the past >> latest
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Days of booze and leprosy
Sure, he looks innocent enough - relaxed, playing poker, spinning stories.. making the girls giggle while they get sippy..
He's all smiles and compliments, and they are loving it (pour another one!) But just wait..
Marvin continues to work the crowd and the crowd gets sippier
Marv encourages Drew to send a special shout-out to all his internet fans
Karen roams off to indulge her angst about the twins, so Diane has
the guys' undivided attention - and she likes that!
She pulls off the Jase/community hat and Marv tells her to keep it off, that
she looks much better without it, with her hair down.. (work it Marv!)
Drew finally grabs his cue and agrees, taking the hat.. Diane is feeling no pain
I'm hot outside of this place, but not inside
Drew puts his college education to use and prepares a beer to shotgun..
Nik says "It's exactly like a beer bong, only different" and wanders off..
Marv volunteers to prevent any waste
Drew chugs it down and fixes up another for Diane, who doesn't do so well with hers
I'm the queen of the beer bong!
I've quit driving drunk, cuz I'm a bad drunk driver
You wanna do football? Ok, let's do track.. wait, I forget how to do track
Back to poker and chit-chat.. Marv says that Karen's hot, way hot..
Drew agrees - she's way hot.. and right around then Diane explodes
You didn't gather that from our conversation til 5 in the morning?
That I couldn't finish school cuz of fucking money?
And you graduated from Miami?? Did they let you in out of pity???
She goes in to pee - again - and they all crack up at how drunk and pissed off she is
Marv shoots (and scores!) with an affirmation of Santa Monica Van Boys unity..
A very drinky Drew opens up to Cowboy - who is very low energy tonight -
but earns his keep for the week:
Drew (about tomorrow and the veto): I'm scared.. I dunno what
to do.. it's like the first time in this game that I've felt like this..
Cowboy: No, it's not the first time! ha ha ha ha!
Ad/Nat come out to say a stiff but cordial good night, and the boys
continue to shower Diane with attention - much to her delight -
by administering a field sobriety test, which she fails with flying colors
Diane: You gave me silent treatment for five hours! Nobody does that to me
(he explains about the stress of the day before)
Marv: I seem all happy-go-lucky but yesterday was rough.. I'm entitled to have a bad day now and then like anyone
Diane: Who was there when I had my days of leprosy when I was in the cold concrete room?
Marv: Oh, you remember that?
Diane: You'd be surprised what I remember
Fight! Sex! Fight! Sex!
We still have a long ways to go before this night is over, kids..
It's the first-ever HamsterWatch three-parter, whoa! get to the sex already
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