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8/20/04 - Day 50, part 1 >> to the future >> dwell in the past >> latest
>> skip this - go on to part 2 >> screw that - go right to part 3
It's a tense day in the habitat.
The totally expected happened
- the twins were nominated -
but all the hamsters treated it like
unexpected, shocking news and
fretted about it all day and night.
Nik and Diane schmooze over beer
Nik can't keep her hand out of her pants between sips
Nik: I don't trust Drew cuz I don't know him well enough..
but he's a Taurus, and I know from being me that Tauruses are trustworthy
Diane sidesteps into the Unflattering Zone for a moment, but she recovers
and makes a curious observation (curious coming from her):
It's never their fault (twins).. it's always someone else's fault
(and, reading the beer label about driving and operating machinery):
Good! I hope it causes lots of health problems.. I'm already crazy
Twins are everywhere - are they cloning themselves in there??
Cowboy (with tanning oil): "Wish i had a woman to rub this on"..
Karen: "They make the competitions so retarded!" (so true)..
Marvin whistles an S.O.S. to a passing plane "Get me outta here!"..
Diane's smashed on one beer and jumps on Drew in mid-nap..
Diane: What does that have to do with anything?? That conversation just came outta nowhere.. I was telling you you're cute.. where the hell did that come from??
Drew: Yea, when you told me that before you were saying 'you're cute'
Diane: It doesn't matter anyways, I'm not trying to defend Will's honor if he's not in the house
(trust me guys, you'll have plenty of pics when you get out..)
Nik and Karen fret some more about vetoes & Marvin & twins over more beer
Marvin continues to demonstrate why he's the better Young & Restless candidate
(hey Marv, is that a tampon under your pillow?)
I'll talk to the show producer William Bell and his son Bill Bell..
Pretty Boy can come on later after Big Brother - he'll be Sharon Collins' estranged boyfriend's brother, you just came to town..
Karen you can be Nicky's sister - this is after the show now! I'll make a couple phone calls, but you gotta put me on it now for that to happen..
(he goes on to tell the show biz jobs he'll get for everyone after Big Brother - but only if he wins the soap spot)
Karen.. MILF can be in porno - soft porn..
Ex-stripper can be in Maxim..
Bootylicious twins - one of 'em can go in a fitness magazine, and for the other one an inspirational speaking bullshit thing, Christian network..
Nicodemus, she can prolly draw and do stuff for Rolling Stone magazine..
The Don, let him be an expert asshole commentator.. sit there, be aggravating and get on people's nerves..
Savage, of course we can stick him on Jackass..
Jase.. don't let Jase do nothing - he just gotta sit there and watch us all do our stuff..
Lori can do a Playboy spread for chicks under 5'1", super petite midget kicks..
Will, he can be on Queer Dude for the Straight Thing..
Holly be on the corner selling apples for 4 cents apiece..
..but only if I get on the soap opera!
thanks to attw x for helping to collect Marv's Casting Call
Drew rests up
He's got a busy night ahead of him..
so much that it's the first-ever three-parter HamsterWatch episode
Those hands need to be fully rested and ready to take care of Diane - who is about to wig out. She's saying things like "Who was there when I had my days of leprosy when I was in the cold concrete room?"
It's ok, she'll be in good hands.. get on with it
The Complete First Season
The E! series - lots of extras
I don't care who wins, I'm just here for the cheap entertainment - the cheaper, the better
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