|"Position the habitat of your hamster somewhere light and airy,
away from drafts, heaters, direct sunlight and other pets.
Never put it on or near a television, radio or hi-fi or a fridge."
|April 2006 - Pre-season
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Here we go again
They put up a (very) extended application form awhile ago that asks such things as "Are you a professional performer?" and "Have you ever been to a nude beach? If so, what was it like?" and "How do you deal with anger?" It also asks for your bra & underwear size (under "the basics"), lots of questions about your arrest, lawsuit & restraining order history, and asks that you describe your relationship with each of your parents.. paging Dr. Freud!
You can go ahead and fill it out if you want to be one of the lucky ones for us to point 'n laugh at, but there's probably not much point
As most everyone knows by now, this year it's going to be the "All Star" season.. bleah
I don't know anyone who's too excited about this one, except maybe the producers & casting people whose jobs will be a lot easier than having to pore thru boxes of apps & videotapes sent in by people we'd like to see in there.. and past years' hamster losers who've been contacted about it are probably pleased at being able to be on TV again
As for Hamsterwatch, I'm hoping to be able to report the daily shenanigans again this year but it's not looking too good right now - it's a matter of having to earn a living.. but it's early days, my lotto numbers might come up yet
I sent an email to Allison Grodner awhile back begging a job of some sort but never got a response - a simple "no thanks" would have been nice.. maybe I should have been nicer to them in these pages in the past
More news to follow as it becomes available.. I'll add the new official logo & matching colors when they show up
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