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|This site is about the Big Brother 13 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me, and it isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior. Your pal, dingo
Porsche is Head of Household
Adam & Shelly are nominated
Nobody is Have-not
Duos are back for 1 week
BB13 DRINKING GAME
Take a swig whenever anyone asks when we'll see the jury house
Big Brother 13 at iTunes
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Duos were reinstated after Porsche opened Pandora's Box
Brendon was revived a week after eviction after apparently beating the other three evictees to date in a CBS poll, and beating August 11 evictee Lawon in a live ball-chute comp.
They called Adam's elf Cruddy and his beardless look Phillip.
Brendon's knees got messed up from the food comp with the ant costumes.
They called Dominic PT for pre-teen, a running gag about how young he looks, and/or part-time, referring to his modeling career.
Nominations & veto were pairs-based until there were 10 left.
The evictee's surviving partner got one of four Golden Keys, meaning they couldn't be nominated or play for HOH until there were 10 left.
Dick left mysteriously, off the feeds, due to 'personal reasons' per him and CBS. We may never know the full story.
CBS shows air Sundays and Wednesdays at 8pm, and live eviction Thursdays at 9pm
Big Brother After Dark airs 1-4am Thursdays and 12-3am other nights, on Showtime in USA and Global Reality in Canada
BB13 prizes are the same: $500k for the winner and $50k for 2nd place. The others still earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. The BB veterans might get more.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 microphones.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
All feeds stay on one 'scene' when someone's in Diary.
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Blondes have fun (Wednesday)The camera came out and they posed in tinfoil bunny ears they'd made, and Porsche choreographed a Reservoir Dogs group shot, but I'm not sure the effect came through on that one as she visualized it.. Adam did a cannonball for the HOH camera, but I caught the action shot.. those used to earn a "STOP THAT" from Big Brother, but not this time
Campaign and vote chats carried on all day & night again, probably for nothing: Shelly's likely going to jury tomorrow as planned all along - hamsters just like to hear themselves talk.. Adam told Rachel he knew Shelly took her doggie all along but he hadn't fessed up, which seemed like an odd campaign tactic like so many of his have been, but hey, he's still there
There may have been a qualifying BBQ Smackdown match around 6.30pm when Rachel pulled her hand back from the grill with an "ouch!" and dropped a barbecued onion a minute later, but no season has gone over three matches so far and we've already got those in the can, plus I wouldn't know how to score that: two half-points would total a full point for the grill, but that's usually reserved for defeats that singe hair or require bandaids, so we'll just call it a Smackdown post-season private exhibition event
One of the most interesting things to me at this stage of the game, considering everything that's happened recently, is that Jordan & Kalia both still claim to be faithful to their pinky-swear with each other.. granted, it hasn't been tested a lot, but I find it odd that Jordan's still good with it (if indeed she is) since Kalia's the one that nominated Jeff and tie-broke him out the door - Jordan doesn't seem to hold her accountable for that
Benz on the move again (Tuesday)Shelly took a moment during Bikini Hour to take Rachel's doggie from its tissue box hiding place and put it under Rachel's pillow (at least I think it's Rachel's bed) - flashback 8/30 2.15pm.. feedsters remain glued to the feeds, giddy with anticipation for the inevitable discovery, and which direction it will take when it happens
Earlier, Shelly worked Rachel for a very long time, offering up her heirloom diamond ring as collateral for not nominating her in the future if Rachel votes to keep her.. Operation Sleepover Party seems to be a go, with Jordan & Kalia working out together and later Rachel & Porsche doing the same - or maybe they were just working out together.. Adam continued his loops with the various factions as did the various faction members, and he poked at the fortune teller for awhile, to no avail
"Puppies stick together"Showtime had a fun conversation with all six of them about their comps and past seasons' hamsters, and there was also more doggie chat but it wasn't as bad as the night before.. Jordan found out that "a chubby in his pants" in Jeff's song about Adam's Cruddy didn't refer to poop - flashback 8/30 10.48pm.. Porsche & Kalia turned a Bible into a what-happened-when study aid with stickers, which led to some funny lines
When Rachel went to bed, she mentioned her little dog out of the blue to Jordan and wondered if she'd ever find it (how timely!).. Shelly talked her doggie in her ET voice through the camera hole, saying "look under your pillow" so Rachel did.. she said "yay" and that was about it.. are you freaking kidding me? No joyous reunion, no hollering about where he'd been or who had him, no fights or false blame from Shelly, just "yay".. it all had a staged feel in my opinion - flashback 8/31 12.15am.. staged or not, it was another big letdown for us, especially after Rachel stomped all over the habitat a few days ago looking for her dog after she discovered Brendon's duck was in the toilet tank, but Diary cut off that rampage - and then it was forgotten
Ratings - Spay/Neuter Your Hamsters special edition rerunRatings are courtesy of my dog iTrixie - she doesn't like what she's been hearing on the feeds lately
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9/1 CBS 9pm Live eviction, HOH comp
9/3 Veto comp
Remaining CBS schedule:
9/4 Sun 8pm Nominations
9/7 Weds 8pm Taped eviction
9/8 Thur 9pm Live eviction, Final HOH
comp part 1 (endurance) starts
9/11 Sun No show
9/14 Weds 9.30pm Finale 90 minutes
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Wednesday's show returned to first place with 8.2 million viewers, 4.9 rating and 8 share, ahead of 'Minute to Win It' on NBC with 5.4/3.4/6, two 'The Middle' reruns on ABC with 4.2/2.7/5, and 'Buried Treasure' on FOX with 3.3/2.1/4.
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News & updatesSee Upcoming Events on the right sidebar for my best guess at the remaining schedule. They're taping an eviction on Tuesday, September 6 that will air Wednesday, September 7. It's possible feeds might be blocked for awhile due to that and Showtime could run three hours from earlier in the day on Tuesday night so as not to "give away" what we'll already know by then anyway. I hope they don't do that, but they have in the past.
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BBQ Smackdown ScorecardBig Brother 13
Round 1: BBQ ½, Adam ½, Rachel 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3: BBQ 1, Rachel 0
Big Brother 12
Round 1: BBQ ½, Brendon 0
Round 2: BBQ 2, Britney 0, Lane 0
Round 3: BBQ 1, Lane 0, CBS 0
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Round 3: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, CBS 0, Nakomis 0
LINES OF THE DAYWednesday:
Kalia: How did we get so massively creative in this house?
Porsche: I only hid the duck cuz it was funny, for a minute
Kalia: What's a slap 'n tickle?
Adam: I guess Derek's not that good
Adam: Say whatever you want about me: if you hate me, I don't care, I'm still here
Porsche: I was on pause for the first half of the season
Rachel: Brendon thinks he's the best driver in the world, but he's not the best driver in the world
Rachel: I'm eating M&Ms like it's my job
Rachel: I think I had the worst tweets last year
Porsche: Tweets or blog?
Rachel: Both.. that is the most embarrassing blog I've ever written in my life
Adam to Jordan about Porsche & Rachel: I love how it's every Tuesday it's the two of them, they're inseparable again
Shelly: On Day 60, Porsche learns to change the water temperature on the washer
Shelly: Showtime's gonna be boring tonight
Adam: Sorry, Showtime
Porsche: The palm tree channel, I love that channel!
Adam: Is it a rerun?
Porsche to Kalia: You have a Friday on your finger
LINKS OF THE DAYPorsche's HOH blog premature link - it will show up there
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EXTRACURRICULAR TALLYSex events: 5
Brendon/Rachel 8/17 1.48am
Brendon/Rachel 8/16 1.52am
(next to Jordan)
Brendon/Rachel 8/15 2.05am
(next to Shelly)
Brendon/Rachel 7/25 3.10am
Brendon/Rachel 7/11 3.32am
Sex events cancelled by knee-jabbing:
1 Brendon/Rachel 7/26 2.54am
Pandora's Box events: 1 Porsche
Food tampering incidents: 1
Porsche 8/13 12.08am
Major fights/house meetings: 1
Brendon, Jordan, Dominic, Kalia, Jeff, Daniele plus supporting players 7/27 1.18pm
Noteworthy fights: 8
Shelly vs Jordan 8/25 7.05pm
Rachel vs Jordan 8/17 1.59pm
Rachel vs Shelly 8/12 7.16pm
Rachel vs Daniele 8/3 3.52pm
Brendon vs Kalia 7/27 12.52pm
Brendon vs Daniele 7/25 10.55am
Rachel vs Cassi 7/17 8.25pm
Brendon vs Rachel (ongoing)
i.e. 7/19 12.32pm, 8/16 10.28pm
Revivals: 1 Brendon
Pinky swears: 5
Brendon/Rachel 8/16 10.53pm
Jeff/Shelly 8/5 9.15pm
Jordan/Rachel 7/21 10.03pm
Jordan/Kalia 7/18 11.27pm
Jordan/Dominic 7/17 3.37pm
Striptease shows: 3
Jordan 8/24 CBS show
Porsche, Adam 8/1 10.59pm
Brendon/Rachel 8/2 10.36pm
'The Soup' mentions: 1
Adam <3 Tori, Hofftacular comp & visit
Beyond BB scandals: 2
Jeff & Dumbledoregate
Death threats for Shelly & family
Nominee speech scorchers: 2
Premature exits: 1 Dick
Absentee hamsters: 1 Jason
CBS major goofs: 29
- CBS ran BB13 premiere ad on 8/31
- 8/30 Android app said $10k in Pandora's box (correct) but Showtime crawl said $5k
- Forgetting to add veto stipulation to new duos rules 8/26 4.48pm
- Day count error by Julie
- Brendon misspelled by CBS
- Android app had 8/17 show as 7/17
- Brendon misspelled by Julie
- Ad had Adam's beard after he shaved
- MSNBC on feeds 8/15 10.37am F2
- They deleted final round of a food comp for CBS, but Jordan told Julie about it on 8/11 show
- Day count error 8/11 show
- Showtime 8/10 crawl misspelling 'Big Brother Odessy'
- Showtime 8/9 & 8/10 crawl: all four evictees will compete against 8/11 evictee for revival
- Misspelled AMERICA
- Revival poll & Brendon's eviction posted a day early
- Pauley Perrette in BB 'Newest Photos'
- All noobs are Alan Cumming
- Called noms 'eviction ceremony'
- Cassi's exit interview bla bla bla
- Survivor Jenna Morasca at ComicCon in Jordan's HOH pics
- Cassi misspelled by Allison Grodner
- Golden Ticket Holder 7/17 show
- Julie congratulating Jordan for her 'first HOH win' 7/14 show
- Forgot to move Julie to The Talk
- Labeling Jeff as Dominic
- Android app said CBS Thursdays 8pm
- Premature show schedule
- 3am wrong trivia screen
- Misspelled Evel Dick
(I'm not even tracking out-of-sequences on the CBS shows or many of the Showtime crawl errors)
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