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|This site is about the Big Brother 13 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me, and it isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior. Your pal, dingo
Jeff is Head of Household
Jeff won veto & used it on Porsche
Kalia & Daniele are nominated
Porsche, Kalia, Daniele are Have-not
BB13 DRINKING GAME
Take a swig whenever the Have-nots bitch about being Have-nots
Big Brother 13 at iTunes
Season Pass or individual episodes
Brendon was revived a week after eviction after apparently beating the other three evictees to date in a CBS poll, and beating August 11 evictee Lawon in a live ball-chute comp.
They called Adam's elf Cruddy and his beardless look Phillip.
Brendon's knees got messed up from the food comp with the ant costumes.
They called Dominic PT for pre-teen, a running gag about how young he looks, and/or part-time, referring to his modeling career.
Nominations & veto were pairs-based until there were 10 left.
The evictee's surviving partner got one of four Golden Keys, meaning they couldn't be nominated or play for HOH until there were 10 left.
Dick left mysteriously, off the feeds, due to 'personal reasons' per him and CBS. We may never know the full story.
CBS shows air Sundays and Wednesdays at 8pm, and live eviction Thursdays at 9pm
Big Brother After Dark airs 1-4am Thursdays and 12-3am other nights, on Showtime in USA and Global Reality in Canada
BB13 prizes are the same: $500k for the winner and $50k for 2nd place. The others still earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. The BB veterans might get more.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 microphones.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
All feeds stay on one 'scene' when someone's in Diary.
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Bring on the waffles (Monday)My computer died for awhile but not much happened Sunday anyway.. Monday kicked off with Jeff using the veto to save Porsche, and he put up Daniele in her place as planned.. Daniele had promised all kinds of mayhem if he did that but as usual, it hasn't happened (yet?)
Daniele did make a pitch to Shelly, swearing on her grandmother's life that if she doesn't vote her out, she'd "never ever" put up Shelly.. either Shelly liked the sound of that or she's still in "mischievous" mode and wants to give us something to watch, so she pitched the idea to Adam & Porsche that they could mutiny against Jeff and save Daniele.. Adam did not mention it to Jeff when they spoke shortly after, nor in a later convo
Later, Shelly & Jordan had a long talk comparing notes all the way back to Cassi, with Shelly proclaiming allegiance to Jorff - who knows what she's up to? Not me.. maybe she's planning to sabotage Adam in order to advance herself.. Jeff got all riled up when Jordan retold to him, like he does.. they got badminton, origami airplane kits, and Bendaroos - Daniele had predicted they'd get activities tonight (maybe her buddies on staff, Jeff & Natalie, tipped her off).. Rachel, Shelly & Adam all went off to bed, but Have-nots and HOH bashed each other from afar into the wee hours
Stolen items inventory, for those keeping track:
Zing! (Saturday)Jeff won the veto, which came on a heavy hip-hop chain this time, in some sort of puzzle comp.. the Zingbot made an appearance before the comp, razzing Shelly about her smoking, they shouldn't call Jordan dumb because she won't understand it, something about a "23-year-old Porsche with air bags" and "a bigger trunk", Adam and/or Shelly were confused about smoking the competitions and thinking the competition is smoking, and Jeff hasn't proposed yet "because he's not good with questions".. it sounds like Diary also made them do their own zingers, which included Porsche's "Rachel always says nothing comes between her and her man but if I'm the second one out, she won't make it down the aisle.. zing!"
Porsche looked very happy after the comp which was odd, but not so Kalia - she told Shelly she's sure she's Jeff's target and she thinks she'll be going home.. Shelly peptalked her for awhile, like she does, telling her to buck up and start shmoozing.. I think it's safe to say this won't be remembered by Daniele as her best birthday ever
Later afternoon led into evening and a lot of tension in the habitat, thanks in large part to Shelly stirring them up for us once again.. Rachel bitching continued on its usual course along with Rachel bashing at every corner.. it could have been fun tonight but even a meager booze delivery didn't help: they played some poker for mini candy bars and M&Ms, and that was pretty much that until Jeff & Jordan decided to have a colonics date after Big Brother - flashback 8/21 2.03am
BBQ Smackdown: Round 2 Greased LightningThe rookie grill has been slow to step up to the challenge in its debut season, perhaps intimidated by the fearsome reputation of the retired metal monster, and the added handicap of facing a couple expert grillers hasn't made it easy, but it seems to be ready to step up to the mat now and take someone out
Adam was attempting to clean it up a bit before tonight's dinner prep, when the piece he was working on flew out of his hand and clanged down, very hard and very loud.. Adam walked away in defeat, muttering to himself "What the fuck am I doing?" Porsche (and bloodthirsty Smackdown fans) wanted to know if he'd cut himself but were disappointed when he replied "Nah, I just greased myself, and not in a good way".. so the newbie grill has yet to score a full point by drawing blood from a newbie hamster (or veteran), but at least it's showing it's got some fight in it.. your ticket to the flashback is 8/20 7.35pm
Final score: BBQ ½, Adam 0
Have-not roulette (Friday)They got the middle sized table for eight, and for some reason Jeff picked who would be the new Have-nots - I still wonder if Julie forgot to announce it as a repercussion for last night's losers.. not surprisingly, he appointed Daniele, Kalia and Porsche, and they got hard-boiled eggs and jalapenos for their extras.. it's the first time for both Daniele & Porsche, and the second for Kalia
Porsche hit up Jeff with a unique campaign style, saying she'd like to stay til she wins a comp - he countered that she took a very long time to start talking game to him.. Rachel's cards made from tea bags were put to use for rummy
Jeff nominated Porsche & Kalia as planned.. they and Daniele moped much of the day, but Daniele perked up enough to try making a cake out of slop flour and Muscle Milk.. Adam gave Jeff his very own pack of cigs as a thank-you for not nominating him.. they picked veto players: all will play but Rachel, who will host
In another first, Porsche talked to Jordan for awhile.. Rachel had a little booze and poked Daniele a bit about being grouchy: Daniele retold it several times as did others, for a total of six retells at last count.. Rachel bashing carries on wherever she isn't
Midnight brought Daniele's 25th birthday complete with a tinfoil crown and a birthday sash made by Kalia, and an hour later Jordan's costume came off to much aplomb, but very little feeds: she & Adam did their little routine but Jeff had to hum the song with no lyrics, Jordan hummed "The Stripper" theme so that was blocked too, and then Jordan asked Diary "was that ok?" - apparently it wasn't, as she was sent back out to ask them all what they'll miss about her costume, like they did with Adam's elf
Ratings - Dingbot 3000 special editionRatings are Saturday's for now, based on random
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8/24 Cheesy pics, Jeff's blog
8/24 CBS 8pm Zingbot, Daniele's birthday?, veto comp, veto meeting
9/11 No CBS show
9/14 CBS 9.30pm Finale 90 minutes
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Which food supplement should the Have-nots get?
> Hard boiled eggs & jalapenos
Sunday's show remained in second place with 8.8 million viewers, 5.1 rating and 9 share, behind football on NBC with 9.85.9/10, and ahead of 'Extreme Makeover: Home Edition' on ABC with 4.7/2.9/5, and 'The Simpsons' and 'The Cleveland Show' reruns on FOX with 2.9/1.7/3 and 2.6/1.5/3 respectively.
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News & updatesNext Thursday will be "Fast Forward" and will include a live eviction, live HOH comp, live noms, live veto comp, another live eviction, and probably the start of the next HOH comp
Evictees are surfacing - see my Linkage tab for their Twitters along with many other formers
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BBQ Smackdown ScorecardBig Brother 13
Round 2: BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 1: BBQ ½, Adam ½, Rachel 0
Big Brother 12
Round 1: BBQ ½, Brendon 0
Round 2: BBQ 2, Britney 0, Lane 0
Round 3: BBQ 1, Lane 0, CBS 0
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Round 3: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, CBS 0, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0
LINES OF THE DAYMonday:
Daniele: God this house is so boring! Everyone in this house is so boring!
Jeff: Is that a hummingbird or a moth?
Jeff: We come up here and just rip on everyone
Jordan: Don't you think everyone does that when they're HOH?
Shelly to Jordan: I will never ever throw you two under the bus
CBS.com: Daniele continues to build an army on the next episode of Big Brother
Adam to Jeff: You're a lifer Jeff, you're gonna be back like 10 more times
Jeff about Zingbot: We were watching the screen and I was like what the fuck is that?
Shelly: It's pretty sad when you're looking at the Zingbot's butt and going 'yeahhh'
Kalia: I, me, my, mine, these are words that never shine
Porsche, watching Adam & Jeff work out: Move over Jeff, you're blocking my view
Jeff to Porsche: Is this our first minute of game talk?
Jeff: Fuck Kalia, fuckin loser, go cry in Have/Have-not room
Shelly: If Jeff put me up, I'd still respect him in the morning
Shelly: I don't want to see that block again PLEASE for a little while
Porsche: Everything's happened to me in one day, this sucks
Big Brother: Daniele, Porsche, please remove all obstructions from the windows
Daniele: what? Are you high, Big Brother?
Rachel: Maybe they're trying to get me drunk for my Diary session.. [cut to control room]
Jordan: What does DUNCE mean?
Shelly: Please let Jordan take her clothes off!
LINKS OF THE DAYAttend the Vegas Bash or watch it online
Get new 'Big Brother' items at the Official CBS Store
Kalia's Blog unconfirmed, but loads of circumstantial evidence that it's hers
B-Side Blog with Sunday's show
Please visit my Linkage page for more BB sites than you can handle
24/7 feeds - SuperPass free trial see everything happen before it gets edited into something else for tv
BB adult pics & links - explicit! Includes Brendon's Penisgate
CBS Big Brother 13 the official site
All my BB 13 links merchandise, other BB sites, everyone's Twitter.
Some of the best of the best:
Attwx Remembers Big Brother
I Hate Big Brother
Hamsterwatch shirts, mugs, more
Sir LinksALot Big Brother 13
CBS BB East Coast live feed
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLYSex events: 5
Brendon/Rachel 8/17 1.48am
Brendon/Rachel 8/16 1.52am
(next to Jordan)
Brendon/Rachel 8/15 2.05am
(next to Shelly)
Brendon/Rachel 7/25 3.10am
Brendon/Rachel 7/11 3.32am
Sex events cancelled by knee-jabbing:
1 Brendon/Rachel 7/26 2.54am
Food tampering incidents: 1
Porsche 8/13 12.08am
Major fights/house meetings: 1
Brendon, Jordan, Dominic, Kalia, Jeff, Daniele plus supporting players 7/27 1.18pm
Noteworthy fights: 7
Rachel vs Jordan 8/17 1.59pm
Rachel vs Shelly 8/12 7.16pm
Rachel vs Daniele 8/3 3.52pm
Brendon vs Kalia 7/27 12.52pm
Brendon vs Daniele 7/25 10.55am
Rachel vs Cassi 7/17 8.25pm
Brendon vs Rachel (ongoing)
samples 7/19 12.32pm, 8/16 10.28pm
Revivals: 1 Brendon
Pinky swears: 5
Brendon/Rachel 8/16 10.53pm
Jeff/Shelly 8/5 9.15pm
Jordan/Rachel 7/21 10.03pm
Jordan/Kalia 7/18 11.27pm
Jordan/Dominic 7/17 3.37pm
Striptease shows: 2
Porsche, Adam 8/1 10.59pm
Brendon/Rachel 8/2 10.36pm
'The Soup' mentions: 1
Adam <3 Tori, Hofftacular comp & visit
Beyond BB scandals: 1
Jeff & Dumbledoregate
Nominee speech scorchers: 1 Dominic
Premature exits: 1 Dick
Absentee hamsters: 1 Jason
CBS major goofs: 26
- Day count error by Julie
- Brendon misspelled by CBS
- Android app had 8/17 show as 7/17
- Brendon misspelled by Julie
- Ad had Adam's beard after he shaved
- MSNBC on feeds 8/15 10.37am F2
- They deleted final round of a food comp for CBS, but Jordan told Julie about it on 8/11 show
- Day count error 8/11 show
- Showtime 8/10 crawl misspelling 'Big Brother Odessy'
- Showtime 8/9 & 8/10 crawl: all four evictees will compete against 8/11 evictee for revival
- Misspelled AMERICA
- Revival poll & Brendon's eviction posted a day early
- Pauley Perrette in BB 'Newest Photos'
- All noobs are Alan Cumming
- Called noms 'eviction ceremony'
- Cassi's exit interview bla bla bla
- Survivor Jenna Morasca at ComicCon in Jordan's HOH pics
- Cassi misspelled by Allison Grodner
- Golden Ticket Holder 7/17 show
- Julie congratulating Jordan for her 'first HOH win' 7/14 show
- Forgot to move Julie to The Talk
- Labeling Jeff as Dominic
- Android app said CBS Thursdays 8pm
- Premature show schedule
- 3am wrong trivia screen
- Misspelled Evel Dick
(I'm not even tracking out-of-sequences on the CBS shows or many of the Showtime crawl errors)
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