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Today's must-click special: Grin's BB5 Park Day 28: The Holly Eviction
7/29/04 - Day 28 >> to the future >> dwell in the past >> latest
I said I'd post Hollyisms if she stayed, but she didn't.
Sure, she was an easy target, but I don't think she deserved all of the suspicion directed at her in the house, nor the hate directed at her outside it. But she's history now, let's move on. In a minute.
You know I have to to it.. so, in the tradition of The Wit and Wisdom of Lisa, here are the Hollyisms:
All my friends are like, Barbie friends, you know
So you were a cook? Did you like work in a kitchen?
Like, I don't have an eating disorder... I just don't eat
You two and your underwear hair!
I love Ethiopian food
They should have like a fish specialist in the house, so we don't eat the wrong fishes
(frozen pizza) How do I cook it? Do I just follow the directions?
I don't want to be put in his head as a bad person cuz like, I have enough problems
Holly: Have you ever played that pass-out game?
Marv: What game is that?
Holly: Like when you pass out, for like 5 minutes..
Marv: Show us
Never! Not in a katrillion, catillion, badillion years!
This finger is the sidekick to this finger
90 minutes.. is that like 2 hours?
I don't want chocolate.. I'm a vegetarian
I have absessive compulsive, which is when I compulse over everything in my head
I don't think I know any guys who are just gross and, what's the word, pictionary?
Jase: Instead of giving the money to charity, I want to start my own charity
Holly: Like a pyramid scam?
What's government cheese? Is that like Soylent Green?
Marvin, get your corpse-loving booty in here!
I used to think tartar (on your teeth) came from eating too much tartar sauce
I think my perception of vision is a little strange
My hair has been this long... since, like... it grew this long
(mixing concrete craft kit) This reminds me of like, have you ever been to one of those clay mountains? That has the clay on the side?
Marvin: They will be all over you like stink on shit
Holly: I didn't know snakes liked shit, and I am a reptile expert
(total silence from everyone)
Marvin: Damn woman, I said stink, not snakes.. keep up
(playing golf) We're not paying attention to that hole over there
I'm crookidized.. I did a Mr. Bendy!
Well I am gonna miss you, but I'm not gonna miss that piece of pizza spinach stuck between your teeth
Do you think they're like, filming us thru these windows and stuff?
Don't banana me in the head!
I would have brought a cute bible, like one that talks like I talk
I want to be entertaining, but I don't want people to hold it against me
Diane: Thank God and good riddance.
Marcellas on Housecalls: You're the Helen of Troy of Big Brother 5
The rest of the day
HOH endurance competition is predictably dull, especially since Marv stopped
baiting everyone.. Cowboy peed his pants early, and Diane has threatened to
10.30pm - hamsters are getting tired
1am - they are not giving up
After 9½ hours Diane finally won
(but why was she wearing a tablecloth?)
I don't care who wins, I'm just here for the cheap entertainment - the cheaper, the better
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