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8/6/04 - Day 36 >> to the future >> dwell in the past >> latest
Holly's gone. Scott's gone. The Four Horsemen and Santa Monica Van Boys are shattered, and the hamsters have dulled down to a nub. I warned them this would happen, but did they listen?
"Pussy Power" Waffle Alliance
The Surprisingly Solid One-Man-Band Secret Marv Alliance
Diane Takes Credit For Everything Including Sunrise Alliance
Nakomis Goddess Of All That Is Deep And Kooky Alliance
Twins "It's Over, Move On" Alliance
Cowboy's Faded Glory Tattered Alliance
Jase's Rock Solid Deal® (version 2.0)
(just what this group needs: sharp flying objects)
Even hammock time is dull these days, despite (or possibly
because of) the everlasting chatter about everything and nothing
You know that "wah-wah-wah" sound the adults make in Charlie Brown
cartoons? That gives you a good idea what today was like..
Drew asks the girls if they look? Do they know when a guy has a boner?
No bath buddies again tonight.. sigh
I am nervousing
I will tell Nakomis she is being used as a Pond
I like blonde brunettes
If you want to actress then I say go fer it
Let me to tell you a story about a pony, manure, and the King..
I am about to shove that nose up your smile
Pictures are everything.. they say over 100 words, or more
Scott: Hey you wanna pass 20 minutes? Cowboy, say the alphabet
Let the chips lay where they lay or fall.. however you pronounce it
If I don't get a TV deal out of this I at least want to be in a soap opera
I have a sitcom all planned out: One Night Stand
How many people do we have in here?
I am thinking about going to medical school if the actoring don't work out
I like to entertain and help people, so I will be an actor and a doctor
If I took her to a hockey game she would go
(about his fiancée): As far as sex, she's the best I've ever had.. if I went by looks, I'd never have experienced that
You don't even spend two hours with us anymore Jase.. you didn't play putt-putt with us tonight
Scott: Cowboy gives 120% but only for like an hour
I want some "why-whist-cherry" sauce on my burger
Mexico don't have no Olympic team!
(someone walks in during whispering/strategizing): He's telling us all about his 401k's
Marvin don't like me cuz everyone else likes me moreless
You have a unibrow too
(the twins reveal): I knew it.. it's Holly.. it's Holly.. it's Holly
Marv: Here's Cowboy's problem - he's always been everybody's Robin. Now Batman's gone.. who is he gonna be Robin to?
(about Nat's shirt.. koff): That's a nice kitty.. I see that and I just want to pet it
Drew (about double twin nominees & veto): I'm scared.. I dunno what to do.. it's like the first time in this game that I've felt like this..
Cowboy: No, it is not the first time! Ha ha ha ha!
To be honest with you, that's being truthfully honest
Big Brother: What's your favorite western?
Cowboy: Mickintawk.. Millinnock.. McTinlock.. awww.. Lonesome Dove
Cowboy says he has "sleep acne" (apnea)
(about Marvin's Young & Restless win): It's the expense of a lifetime!
I been wondered.. (meaning wondering)
Drew: So who do you think has the strongest alliance in here right now?
Cowboy: What do toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?
Cowboy: They're both rough and tough and don't take shit off nobody
Adria: But.. doesn't toilet paper take shit off people?
(on sex): It's not how big the worm is.. it's how you wiggle it
I was talking my mouth off.. sorry
(to Drew): How old is your brother?
I wonder if we get a free hot tub tonight?
April graduated Victorian of her class
You know, Drew, my bed may be calling me at 10 o'clock (hmm.. "special" nap time?)
(on Drew shaving his body/pubic hair):
Cowboy: So do you just have to keep shaving the rest of your life?
Drew: Or I just let it grow back
Cowboy: I could never be a model.. I couldn't shave myself like that
(what he likes about Diane): Well, for one thing, she's skinny.. I don't know.. everything
(followed by): April, for one, is not skinny.. I kind of like that
I didn't do so good on the.. on the bouncy
Diane (about Marvin): I don't know about him getting his own tv show, some people work years for that.. they didn't just see Oprah on the street one day and say 'hey want a tv show?'
Cowboy: Actually they did
I've never eaten turkey ground beef before
I guarantee you if it's between me and them (Karen & Nik) for endurance.. I'll win
I don't know which was more painful, this game or my divorce
(Nik agrees to let Karen put makeup on her):
Karen: Really? You're gonna let me have my way with you?
Karen: I'm not gonna put foundation and crap on you though - you have such good skin you don't need it
Cowboy: I can do it
If I dated Hillary Duff I'd be rocking the cradle
I think taking naps is very entertaining, especially the way I sleep
(also about their many naps): This is how I look at it: we give 'em good tv at night
The Discovery Channel is too slow-paced for me
(on playing chess with Scott): You take out his queen, he falls apart
Karen: Good night, Cowboy.. see you tomorrow
Cowboy: I'll be here
24 hour internet feeds will stop the day this is over.. I wish they wouldn't
joking about movies and actoring:
Diane: I declined Titanic
Cowboy: That's funny, so did I! I turned down Ben Affleck's part.. I mean Matt Damon's
Cowboy: Wait, I know, I know.. Cappio
You know, we didn't do anything for September 16th.. err.. wait..
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