Poking fun at CBS and my comments about each house guest

[Doolie]

These are my ideas for renaming this season.

Big Brother 12 – Summer of the STABOTEUR (from the Hamsterwatch side bar, “I use Stabo/Staboteur/Stabotage because of the typo in an early official CBS BB tweet”)
Big Brother 12 – Summer of Disappointment
Big Brother 12 – When does Big Brother 13 start?
Big Brother 12 – It’s our show, we don’t have to follow the rules
Big Brother 12 – We could have given the houseguests pretzels to communicate with instead of puppets (oh, errr, that’s against the rules)
Big Brother 12 – At least Natalie wasn’t on this season
Big Brother 12 – We can’t spend $300 at Radio Shack to get some decent ring-in buzzers for the competitions
Big Brother 12 – Can we start all over with a new cast?
Big Brother 12 – Get the live feeds 24/7 – We believe in “Truth in Advertising” - bubbles

I thank all of the following for being on the show. I know I certainly couldn’t do Big Brother. These are my comments about each one.

Annie – I wonder if she will come to the finale as a blond.
Andrew - He’s a foot doctor. Did he take the black blanket and chess piece? Maybe he couldn’t afford to buy them.
Brendon –He said the house was like “Lord of the Flies”, I agree. He also had some funny lines in his Exit Interview with Julie.
Britney – She might have some “star” power outside the house
Enzo – He finally won something with the Veto.
Hayden – He said Matt was a “snake”. I think they’re all snakes! I wouldn’t lend him my car, he’s too clumsy!
Kathy – This game is for young people.
Kristen – I always wanted to have pretty long legs like hers.
Lane – He could be the winner (I’m from Texas also).
Matt – I think he could have gone farther if he had been Matt, aged 33. I hope he puts a “Donate to his wife’s fake illness” section on his Facebook page.
Monet – Enzo was right, this game wasn’t for her.
Rachel – I hope she gets to do a “Come to Vegas” commercial.
Ragan – I hope Matt and he remain friends after this is all over.

Good luck to all those remaining!