Homepage Line of the day/Jerryisms August 16th

[LiLTiger]

LINES OF THE DAY

Renny: We could backdoor Memphis
Keesha: Or Michelle

Dan (to Renny): If you're feeling not confident in me, call me up and I'll do what I can to reassure you

Renny (to Keesha): I'm telling you, I don't trust Dan

Dan: Hey, would you do Reality Boxing against Libra?
Michelle: Oh, yes!

Dan (shouting to voices heard nearby): We can hear you talking! Talk to us! How are the ratings?!

Renny (cooking, to Memphis): Make me a cocktail?

Renny: Look at all these damn suckers.. oh, I shouldn't say that - America, I didn't say that.. I said suckers
Dan: You said mother-suckers
Renny: Dan! And you're worried about drinking a beer?

Michelle: I'll eat crickets, but pepper? Crazy!

April: I'm also up on the block for the things I've done: winning head of household, winning money, winning clothes.. I haven't done anything, nothing, except do dishes and make cakes and give people stuff

(about agricultural floods):
Jerry: That really hurt, Memphis
Memphis Bob: Memphis isn't very agricultural
Jerry: No, I was saying your name



DAILY JERRYISMS

I get a kick out of how much weight I can lose in a day on slop (followed by his weight yesterday, last night, this morning, now, etc)

Jerry: You shoulda heard me talk to the camera: 'And the slop people get fucked'
Dan: They might show that, and beep it out
Jerry: No, they don't show that