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Doolie
08-29-2010, 07:56 pm
These are my ideas for renaming this season.

Big Brother 12 – Summer of the STABOTEUR (from the Hamsterwatch side bar, “I use Stabo/Staboteur/Stabotage because of the typo in an early official CBS BB tweet”)
Big Brother 12 – Summer of Disappointment
Big Brother 12 – When does Big Brother 13 start?
Big Brother 12 – It’s our show, we don’t have to follow the rules
Big Brother 12 – We could have given the houseguests pretzels to communicate with instead of puppets (oh, errr, that’s against the rules)
Big Brother 12 – At least Natalie wasn’t on this season
Big Brother 12 – We can’t spend $300 at Radio Shack to get some decent ring-in buzzers for the competitions
Big Brother 12 – Can we start all over with a new cast?
Big Brother 12 – Get the live feeds 24/7 – We believe in “Truth in Advertising” - bubbles

I thank all of the following for being on the show. I know I certainly couldn’t do Big Brother. These are my comments about each one.

;)Annie – I wonder if she will come to the finale as a blond.
Andrew - He’s a foot doctor. Did he take the black blanket and chess piece? Maybe he couldn’t afford to buy them.
Brendon –He said the house was like “Lord of the Flies”, I agree. He also had some funny lines in his Exit Interview with Julie.
Britney – She might have some “star” power outside the house
Enzo – He finally won something with the Veto.
Hayden – He said Matt was a “snake”. I think they’re all snakes! I wouldn’t lend him my car, he’s too clumsy!
Kathy – This game is for young people.
Kristen – I always wanted to have pretty long legs like hers.
Lane – He could be the winner (I’m from Texas also).
Matt – I think he could have gone farther if he had been Matt, aged 33. I hope he puts a “Donate to his wife’s fake illness” section on his Facebook page.
Monet – Enzo was right, this game wasn’t for her.
Rachel – I hope she gets to do a “Come to Vegas” commercial.
Ragan – I hope Matt and he remain friends after this is all over.

Good luck to all those remaining!

Andy
08-30-2010, 07:53 am
Ragan – I hope Matt and he remain friends after this is all over.


I find this to be VERY unlikely.

ashastarr
08-30-2010, 08:06 am
Big Brother 12 – When does Big Brother 13 start?
LMAO! That's perfect for this season. It seems no matter what message board you go on, everyone is thinking the same thing.

Big Brother 12 – At least Natalie wasn’t on this season
Thank goodness for small favors.:rolleyes:

Crazy
08-31-2010, 06:55 am
This might well be my favorite season of Big Brother. Definitely my favorite cast, the only one I didn't like was Rachael, and only because of the sleaze factor.

Annie should DEFO go her natural blond, and I recommend an eyebrow pencil.
Andrew was impressive with his religeous devotion. I can't believe he survived scrutiny.
Brendon would have done real well if he had scored Kristin instead of Rachael.
Britney is like Jordan with the cognitive ability to read analog clocks. Best BB blond EVAR.
Enzo is a walking stereotype, and an old lady like Kathy, but what are you going to do?
Hayden is awesome. Women have bad taste in men. Grenade.
Kathy would be the prettiest girl in any other BB cast, at any age. Admit it.
Kristin cheated on her fiance` on national tv. Are you not entertained?
Lane still might murder a contestant. He would walk.
Matt doesn't owe anything to any disease. He did successfully bamboozle a podiatrist.
Monet should be punched in the face.
Rachael gives prostitutes a bad name.
Ragan is gayer than Ross Mathews.

BB12 - Sabataged the twist. Twice.

Andy
08-31-2010, 07:10 am
This might well be my favorite season of Big Brother. Definitely my favorite cast, the only one I didn't like was Rachael, and only because of the sleaze factor.

Annie should DEFO go her natural blond, and I recommend an eyebrow pencil.
Andrew was impressive with his religeous devotion. I can't believe he survived scrutiny.
Brendon would have done real well if he had scored Kristin instead of Rachael.
Britney is like Jordan with the cognitive ability to read analog clocks. Best BB blond EVAR.
Enzo is a walking stereotype, and an old lady like Kathy, but what are you going to do?
Hayden is awesome. Women have bad taste in men. Grenade.
Kathy would be the prettiest girl in any other BB cast, at any age. Admit it.
Kristin cheated on her fiance` on national tv. Are you not entertained?
Lane still might murder a contestant. He would walk.
Matt doesn't owe anything to any disease. He did successfully bamboozle a podiatrist.
Monet should be punched in the face.
Rachael gives prostitutes a bad name.
Ragan is gayer than Ross Mathews.

BB12 - Sabataged the twist. Twice.

Living up to your name I see.