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LiLTiger
08-18-2008, 12:00 pm
LINES OF THE DAY

Renny: Another fish died - it was embedded in the coral.. they're dying off like we are

April: I love everything about [Ollie] - I think he's exactly the guy version of me

April: Why do I have to be the guinea pig for your relationships?
Ollie: You're not a guinea pig! I'm battle tested! I can work through the tough times
April: I don't think you can

Ollie: Do you have a reputation?
April: Nope, nope
April: I have a reputation as a sweetheart

Ollie: I slept with a married woman - that's the worst thing I've ever done



DAILY JERRYISMS

You should be able to catch [Dan].. he runs like a girl

(about Keesha): I'm getting tired of hearing that laugh - it never fucking stops

(talking about his first marriage): I don't know if my kids know about that or not

What was the truth or dares like? What was the subject?

(to April & Ollie): I know you two giggle at night - I've heard you

Jerry: Do both of you really want a relationship outside the house?
April: Yes
Ollie: Yes
Jerry: Then what the hell are you fucking around for? Dumb shits.. you always hurt each other's feelings