whom is anyone would you kick out of bed

[d70005]

personally, all the women are in

lol should be whom if any

thats what I get for trying to be grammatically correct

[JC]

I don't understand.

[shell]

Yep, me neither.

[Crazy]

I do. Gramatically correct would be 'Who, if anyone, would you kick out of bed' (Whom is predicate usage - Who could be kicked out of bed by whom)

I think we should do a rundown of sexual attraction, though this would be a better thread early in the season before we got to know them.

Jen - she would be my favorite as I have a thing for blondes and she had a body to match. She seems like the kind of wild party girl type I tend to know best (whoayeahHOOOO) and her tolerance for Ryan's prematurity means she's easy to please.

Allison - I liked her for most of the series because she had nice clothes, a natural hair color, and portained to be intellegent. Her chess game proved otherwise, and I got the impression she was a recovering alchoholic, which I'm sorry but that's a deal breaker. Too bad, she had the best bottom and the most flexibility and I really liked her babs bunny smile and tarantula eyelashes.

Sharon - I was upset enough about the power couple but I liked her originally too, and had the impression that she and Jacob would get back together had they stayed in the house. Before she showed all her insecurites and poor judgement of character I thought of her as a tough chick, and though she's turned out to be the smart one, she's not pretty enough to get past first impressions.

Natalie - America's sweetheart just doesn't do it for me. Her face is nearly perfect, and she's crazy beautiful when she's wild eyed nodding. Sure she's talented, clever, and well mannered but she's also obsessive, sly, and ditsy. I can't handle her two tone hair color and augmentations, and she really needs new clothes.

Sheila - I thought she was out of place by her reaction to the Jen/Ryan news, and the distasteful way she handled being partnered with Adam. Her 80's pictures are lovely, and I can see where she looks and sounds like Jodie Foster (who I love), but her violent mood swings sort of explains the whole single mother thing.

Amanda - Also shops at the trampy clothes store, and has a bad hair cut to boot. Not too bright, not very pretty or interesting looking either, but when she claimed to be a virgin I almost believed her.

Chesia - Ugh. I hate her hair style, and facial piercings are a major no no. She takes a good picture, but isn't very attractive in 3D. She got heavy during the season, and she's cruel and has bad taste in men. No effin way.


All in all a pretty bum season in terms of sexuality, I guess not as bad as last season, but considering they made so many sacrifices to "Death do us part" twist, they honestly could have done a lot better. I'm sure the guys this season were no better. People were fawning over Alex, and I thought he was a wallflower.

[Danm]

Oh what the hell, I love a good 'pig' conversation as much as the next guy so here goes:

(I'm going to preface this post by saying that I am going to follow the OP's flavor here. The interractions would be limited to a stranger in my bedroom, (seductively clad) and jumping into bed with me while snacking on some crackers. Hearing them speak, or wanting to try and 'earn' anything was not a part of my criteria in the evaluation.)

Jen - Best body... ouch toughie to call. Personally I found her a smidge thin for my tastes. On paper though she's probably what most would accept as perfect. Would not kick her out... wouldn't beg her to stay either.

Allison - Definately seemed like the classiest gal, her dress, her mannerisms etc. Man did that image take a beating over those few weeks. Sweetest ass of the group. Would not kick her out... proabably would have begged.

Sharon - Call me whatever but she looks like every other blond skinny chick I've ever seen in my life. Absolutely nothing remarkable about her whatsoever. I would kick her out

Natalie - Now see, I do have a problem with her face, it could be better IMO. Not a huge fan of the pig-tails either. Her body however, is just so perfectly shaped... yeah pretty safe to say that she would get the number 1 invitation to my bed. Plus it appears she swallows. God bless her. Would not kick her out.

Sheila - There is a very good chance I have actually masterbated to her photos in my lifetime. Had she been in her "prime" (not as a blond) would have easily earned top billing... but not now. Good god the neck thing she has got going on really bothers me. If she came equipped with a 6-pack of my favorite beer, and sold herself on her sexual prowess while I consumed it oh what the hell... still wouldn't help I would kick her out

Amanda - Man she is a tough call. If I had to go by first impressions though I guess I have to say she gets to stay. While not very pretty and certainly no exotic or interesting aspects to her look, she did have a great ass in my book. Gal likes to have it slapped around a bit too, who am I to deny? Would not kick her out.

Chesia - Again tough for the first impressions... my gut says yeah she could stay. For a while I found her very interesting and I think she did have the sweetest face of everyone in the house. Her trampness wouldn't shock or dissuade me in any way, but the gal simply had no hourglass shape at all. There are some pretty god aweful photos of her out there... long and short I think her smile could have earned her a spot easy.Would not kick her out.

[junipersf]

Well if the boys are gonna do it I'll put my 2 cents in about the beefcake...

Alex--Cute, nice, funny, family man from New York--what's not to like? not kick out

James--He gets bumped waaaay up for his big unit (this is about sex right?) I also like the cyclist/punk boy/rebel thing. not kick out

Josh--if he were straight he'd be on top--I felt like he was the most physically appealing boy and I get his humor/bitchiness...he seems like he'd be fun in bed but maybe I'm wrong and he'd just be angry. not kick out

Parker--He's a handsome, smart guy who I didn't get to know well enough to get annoyed by...perfect for a one night stand. so no wouldn't kick him out

Adam--I'm not really physically attracted to him at all but he seems like he would be fun and he's a Jersey kid like me...he seems like he would be playful in bed...or maybe he would be gross. split decision

Ryan--I like big teddy bear guys and he seems nice enough--but he likes them little and blonde and annoying so he probably wouldn't like me--a little shallow too. kick him out

Matt--Not a big fan of the playa crap or his attitude about women. I also have allergies so I can't do too many BJs :) I also don't think he'd very attractive--especially the eye thing. kick him out

Jacob--ew nothing about him attracted me to him and the whole "splitskis" story rubbed me the wrong way. I liked to be rubbed the right way ;) kick him out

So there's my list...although I think I'd kick all of them out after...

[ashastarr]

Hooray juniper for bringing the guys into the mix!
I think I agree with everything you said except for your split decision on Adam. He comes across as completely disgusting. He'd be the guy that would fart (loud and smelly) during sex and just keep on going like nothing. Talk about ruining it for me.
My number one would have to be Parker. Don't know much about him or care to know it. I'm with you...one night stand material for sure!

[Semi-Famous CC]

James--He gets bumped waaaay up for his big unit (this is about sex right?) I also like the cyclist/punk boy/rebel thing. not kick out

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwe!!!!! Made me shiver and gag all in the same move with that one!!! hahahahahahaha
I honestly think I could take Adam's grossness over James' attitude....and past record....plus...even though he has a 'big unit" ....he must not be able to use it well...let's face it..Chelsea said he didn't get her off...and she acted like she could get one off over a hot fudge sundae without the hot fudge;)

[junipersf]

Thanks Asha--we shouldn't forget to objectify the men as well!!! Like I said Adam may be gross--but maybe not..I'd make the decision the first time he did something nasty
semi-famous--I understand about James but James was with an older woman so I can imagine he got some good training--probably Chelsia was too nervous about doing it on TV!! to get off.
He also seems like he would do anything once ;)

I feel bad that I forgot Neil!! I forget what he looks like though :P

[Danm]

Glad to see a topic like this can bring out the best in all of us eh? ;)

Ashastarr do you know where your Avatar is from? Is that the one from southern Wisconsin?

Very much enjoyed the reads :)

[bonbug]

OK LADIES.... in order by my favs

Alex - So cute, great personality, good job. #1 in my opinion

Matt - Good looking, and I cant help it.. Im a boston girl, so Id fall for his "game" for sure

Parker - No particlar reason. Handsome !

Ryan - I too like the Teddy Bear type - but Im not a skinny blonde so..

Josh - He too would be higher on my list.. if he liked women. very handsome- great body

Adam - Fun personality

Jacob - Only because James is last on my list

James - If I was asked this earlier in the game, he would have been higher up, but as his antics and nastiness have shown thru, he has drop to the bottom.

Sorry Neil.. you dont like women and I know nothing of your personality so I cant judge

did I forget someone????

[ashastarr]

Ashastarr do you know where your Avatar is from? Is that the one from southern Wisconsin

I have no clue...I found it on some random site. It made me laugh because you just don't know how many times during a road trip with two children in the back seat I have longed for that exit.:D

[Hbomb]

I have no clue...I found it on some random site. It made me laugh because you just don't know how many times during a road trip with two children in the back seat I have longed for that exit.:D

Shouldn't the exit number be 4:20?;)

[Danm]

I have no clue...I found it on some random site. It made me laugh because you just don't know how many times during a road trip with two children in the back seat I have longed for that exit.:D

Ok then, that's the one. :)

Yeah it's located near Kenosha, WI. Basically located on the border between the state of Illinois and Wisconsin.

Major Bong... even better I know. Guy was from Wisonconsin someplace so they gave him his own park. See if I can find a link:

http://usfighter.tripod.com/bong.htm

Enjoy :P

[ashastarr]

Shouldn't the exit number be 4:20?;)

Oh the irony that would have been!!

[attw x]

Alex - If he gave me the time of day - I wouldn't kick him out

Matt - If he gave me the time of day - I wouldn't kick him out

Parker - If he gave me the time of day - I wouldn't kick him out

Ryan - If he gave me the time of day - I wouldn't kick him out

Josh - If he gave me the time of day - I wouldn't kick him out

Adam - If he gave me the time of day - I wouldn't kick him out

Jacob - Heard too much about him on feeds lately - I wouldn't give him the time of day

James - If he gave me the time of day - I wouldn't kick him out

Neil - If he gave me the time of day - I wouldn't kick him out

[AZfan]

Alex, Matt, Parker, Ryan. Wouldn't kick any of these boys out.
Y'all can have the rest.