Tongue In Cheek

[Semi-Famous CC]

Tongue in Cheek:D
You know, I think I would be stressed too if I was put into a nice, climate controlled house with a bunch of strangers and an opportunity to acquire half a million dollars. A house with plenty of fresh, running water (hot & cold), lots of food to eat, with a heated swimming pool, a hot tub, laundry facilities...virtually everything provided..right down to the nail polish and condoms...then I might find myself stressed enough to be as hateful, spiteful and rude as possible.
Let's face it...it's not nearly as much fun or as comfortable as being dumped into the wilderness with no food, no fresh water, no match to light a fire, no comfortable bed to sleep in or even a place to take a cood healthy crap....Nope....not as much fun at all!!!:rolleyes:

[Hbomb]

Hmmm, never really thought of it that way! :p

[Semi-Famous CC]

Hbomb...I think of lots of things like that...one of those signs that I have totally too much free time!!! lol

[Hbomb]

Yeah, tough choice you got there. Take a crap behind closed doors and on a cold toilet seat that may or may not be down.........or squat next to some poison ivy and get your a$$ bit by mosquito's. :eek:

Yeah, real tough one there. Let me think about it for a while.

[Semi-Famous CC]

Take a crap behind closed doors and on a cold toilet seat that may or may not be down..........

Stop it!!! you're making me laugh til I cry!!!!! I learned a loooooooong time ago...if there are men within 3 miles of the house...check the seat...BEFORE you sit!!!!:D

[storygirl]

I think you've hit upon a new show for CBS.

Every house guest that is evicted automatically goes on to be a contestant on "BB Survivor". :D

As soon as they're voted out, send them to an island to outwit, outlast, outplay each other.

Easy way to get 2 shows from the BB losers.

And CBS will save lots of money because they don't have to pay for a sequester house.

[Semi-Famous CC]

I think you've hit upon a new show for CBS.

Every house guest that is evicted automatically goes on to be a contestant on "BB Survivor". :D

As soon as they're voted out, send them to an island to outwit, outlast, outplay each other.

Easy way to get 2 shows from the BB losers.

And CBS will save lots of money because they don't have to pay for a sequester house.

and the only catch will be...they actually get a Porta-potty...but the seat is glued into the "up" position!!!!!! ROTFL

[AZfan]

Stop it!!! you're making me laugh til I cry!!!!! I learned a loooooooong time ago...if there are men within 3 miles of the house...check the seat...BEFORE you sit!!!!:D

Oh yes...every girl has a "middle of the night-- in the dark--falling in-- story"

[Semi-Famous CC]

Oh yes...every girl has a "middle of the night-- in the dark--falling in-- story"

Got that right!!..hahahahah...but in my own defense..I do have to say that at least I have never dropped my cell phone in!! However, one of the guys I used to work with did...then flushed before he saw it...stopping up the toilet till they had to call in a plumber to fix things....and if that wasn't enough...it was at a restaurant where he was trying to sell them advertising!!!:D

(could this possibly be another idea for a sitcom on CBS??) Gonna have to start putting these things on paper and submitting them I guess!

[Hbomb]

I do have to say that at least I have never dropped my cell phone in!!

I have! And the darn thing just kept dialing 4 and 1 non stop.:p

[AZfan]

These would have been great Seinfeld episodes.