How The "Evil" People Can Save Themselves

[moviegal]

It's very simple. Sharon just needs to tell Sheila how much she would look forward to being in sequester all alone with Matt, helping him to celebrate his birthday, and Josh just needs to tell Natalie that the big fight between James and Chelsia was because Chel had developed a crush on Matt. Natalie would be up in the HOH begging Adam to put her up and send her alone with Matt into sequester.

[Luckieirish21]

LOL I love it! Hilarious but honestly I don't think she would give up the chance to win 500,000 for Matty. At least I hope she isn't that delusional. I like you way of thinking though!!! :)

[Crazy]

So the lines are divided, again. Amazing how we hop on both sides of good versus evil, but in a season where Natalie is the angel of the bunch, there really isn't a way for righteousness to prevail, but so long as we're fantasizing...

Adam's first tenure as HoH provides a much needed rest from his flawless performance method acting as an idiotic sleasebag, but positions himself to win the game and fulfill his holy mission of erecting hair salons for retar- austistic children.

Shiela maintains her dignity throughout the entire series, and her book 'Nobody's Pet' quickly becomes a best seller. The powermuff comes back in fashion, dawning a new victorian age.

Chelsia becomes pregnant, and decides to keep her baby, despite there being insufficient footage to prove that James is the father, yet the kid is born with a pink mohawk. Her parents are very supportive.

James finds God in the Big Brother house and through a baptism of fire sears away the unholy tatoos which adorn his body. He joins the Church of Latter Day Saints and continues to ride his bicycle.

Joshuah has a teary confession involving the size of his penis, and comes to grips with his heterosexuality. Modern medicine chemically induces puberty.

Sharon finishes the bible cover to cover, and she finds new meaning to her life. She and Jacob live happily ever after.

Ryan marries Allison, and she whips him into shape and builds his staying power. Jen and Parker marry, and the two couples maintain a lifelong friendship.

Amanda loses her virginity, only to become another notch on Nick's belt. She contracts a venereal disease indirectly connected with Mike Boogie, and tops a million subscribers on YouTube.

Alex returns to the Big Brother House in season 14 (allstars 2), but finds himself caught outside either alliance and is backdoored unfairly in week 3.

Natalie wins $50,000 but loses in the jury vote. She takes the boring route and invests it wisely, providing for her large family and spoiling her favorite boy toy, an unnamed roofer from Boston. Matt spends the rest of his life refering to Nat as 'the one that got away'

Julie Chen expands her career to the silver screen, where she is well recieved portraying a sentient robot inspiring science to a new technological revolution.

Allison Groedner is kidnapped by aliens and has many exciting adventures in outer space. Meanwhile, back on Earth, a new producer pits competent challengers to a fair social competition. The ratings sky rocket, and American Idol is cancelled.

God continues to influence the outcomes of reality televison events for the betterment of all mankind from here to the final apocalypse. In the hereafter, reality television junkies find that they can voyueristicly view all the events of history and telepathicly communicate with others in a good humored but inflamatory manner.

Good wins.

[ashastarr]

lmao...did we have to bring Mike Boogie into this????
Great prophecy!

[Hbomb]

:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p

[junipersf]

love all of it...but I don't think Nat will go near the block this week.

power muff lmao!

[moviegal]

So the lines are divided, again. Amazing how we hop on both sides of good versus evil, but in a season where Natalie is the angel of the bunch, there really isn't a way for righteousness to prevail, but so long as we're fantasizing...Good wins.

lolololol -oh Crazy, I love you:D

The only thing I could add is that during the POV comp., ED discovers that Sheila is indeed the woman he's always been looking for, and after the success of her book they eventually both become contestants on Dancing With The Stars - Couples Edition, where they lose in the finals to Roger Clemens (having risen from the ashes) and his new bride, Nokomis!

[dingo]

great stuff, Crazy!! love it :D :D :D :D :D

[moviegal]

LOL I love it! Hilarious but honestly I don't think she would give up the chance to win 500,000 for Matty. At least I hope she isn't that delusional. I like you way of thinking though!!! :)

Not so far off or fantastic after all. Last night Nat told Sheila that she was going to go ask Adam to put her up. She didn't care about the money, she just wants to be out of the house and be with Matty, someone who really cares about her. Sheila told her to sleep on it.

[Luckieirish21]

Not so far off or fantastic after all. Last night Nat told Sheila that she was going to go ask Adam to put her up. She didn't care about the money, she just wants to be out of the house and be with Matty, someone who really cares about her. Sheila told her to sleep on it.

:eek::eek::eek:: Has the woman LOST her mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek::eek::eek::